The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

the goat-headed boor arrived with

[Bronswen]

three hamsters and a grimalkin.

[Larry Lichman]

Imagine Graz'zt's surprise when the

[Aberzombie]

succubus popped out of the

[Reggie]

tray, six chocolate covered gerbils!

[Aberzombie]

"What the f@#k?" exclaimed Graz'zt

[Celestial Healer]

as he began to weep

[drunken_nomad]

acidic tears that burned his

[office_ninja]

body, which had acid resistance.

[Aberzombie]

The Demon Prince then decided

[Heathansson]

to be peaceful, and friendly

[drunken_nomad]

and only devour souls on

[Larry Lichman]

heavy medication for psychotic episodes

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

of binge-eating and crazed

[Celestial Healer]

debauchery, but he would no

[office_ninja]

doubt renege on this, because

[Vattnisse]

, let's face it, he's a

[Larry Lichman]

reneger from way back who

[Vattnisse]

really shouldn't be trusted with

[office_ninja]

anything. He's a frigging archdemon.

[Heathansson]

Graz'zt decided to be friendly

[drunken_nomad]

towards all his lemure "children",

[Aberzombie]

and bought them each a

[Larry Lichman]

brand spankin' new subscription to

[Celestial Healer]

Better Homes and Gardens so

[office_ninja]

their abyssal azaleas would thrive

[Larry Lichman]

without the required amount of

[Vattnisse]

time or care; instead, they

[office_ninja]

simply turned souls into fertilizer.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,

[Vattnisse]

strangely wholesome things were afoot:

[el_skootro]

Eladrins and virgins were gallavanting

[Celestial Healer]

around with the Backstreet Boys

[Heathansson]

in a Mousketeer envisioned fantasy

[Vattnisse]

in light pastels and soothing

[Heathansson]

imagery, with ballerina hippos, dancing

[Vattnisse]

with elephants and ostriches in

[Heathansson]

senses shattering Technicolor with music

[Vattnisse]

provided by Austrian waltz orchestras

[Heathansson]

as, all the while, the

[el_skootro]

diabolical forces were plotting the

[Heathansson]

Return to Bald Mountain the

[Vattnisse]

musical - the evil alternative to

[Heathansson]

Disney's usual Rated G offerings

[Vattnisse]

; this song-and-dance adventure would feature

[Heathansson]

musical numbers a la Bollywood,

[Vattnisse]

Glen Danzig as the leading

[Heathansson]

pit fiend, Gilbert Goddfried as

[Vattnisse]

a sexy incubus, and, evillest

[Heathansson]

Marilyn Manson as Marylin Monroe.