lynora - princess of many personalities (now who am I again?), lady of useless knowledge, hall monitor of plot continuity
Woot! I actually thought up some titles. Finally.
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*incorporating my SCA title*
Lord Miklos Vizjec, Beacon of Oldenfeld
Constable and Chronicler,
Barony of Oldenfeld, Kingdom of Trimaris
Son of House Penarthmor
Keeper of the Old Ways (Ed.1 & 2)
Member of the Order of Sages of the Old Greyhawk
Master Cartographer, Summoner of the Great Lilithid and Creator of the NPC Stat Block Bank
Master of Old Dungeons, Parties of Evil
and Castle Chin
and its defending hordes (including 2 dogs and several fish)M
Hey, a Trimarian! Hi from Ealdormere!
Archade, Lord High Logisticator, RBDM
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Lord Fyre
Bored of the Lords.
Kill him!
Bishop Thurgon, guy from New Jersey.
Sometimes drops wisdom, sometimes...not so much so.
Dragonborn3
Gaurdian of the Frog Ponds
Dragon of Snappy Comebacks and bad puns(cause there aren't any good ones)
Friend of Many
Red child of Bahumat
Elemental Wicca
Astral Projection of Dragonborn3
I am the ruler of stinky French cheese!
I am Horace Lariethan, first paladin of Tymora, leader of the Westmoreland Army, and Protectorate of Westmoreland.
Oh wait... that's one of my D&D characters.*
*Yes I know that Tymora is a FR goddess and Westmoreland doesn't exist in FR. My friends came up with their own campaign setting using the FR gods. I don't ask questions.
I don't care who you are. None of you can withstand my might, or my army of law ninjas!
Imposter! Kill him!
You wouldn't know the real Sebastian if I came up, spit in your face, and sued you on behalf of your mother. Bye the way, she is sitting in my office right now. See you in court, lizard-dog.I don't care who you are. None of you can withstand my might, or my army of law ninjas!Imposter! Kill him!
Gah! How could you, mother? Why--
--Hey, I don't have a mother. Hey!*Fireballs 'true' Sebastion*
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You wouldn't know the real Sebastian if I came up, spit in your face, and sued you on behalf of your mother. Bye the way, she is sitting in my office right now. See you in court, lizard-dog.I don't care who you are. None of you can withstand my might, or my army of law ninjas!Imposter! Kill him!Gah! How could you, mother? Why--
--Hey, I don't have a mother. Hey!
*Fireballs 'true' Sebastion*
That's why she is suing, because you attempted to erase her from existence.
words.
Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
Because you insist on embarassing yourself with your continued existence.words.Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
Ouch! It must have really hurt your brain to come up with that clever reply (i.e. complete copy of) to my own witty and brilliant commentary. Be careful you don't permanently injure yourself?
Ouch! It must have really hurt your brain to come up with that clever reply (i.e. complete copy of) to my own witty and brilliant commentary. Be careful you don't permanently injure yourself?Because you insist on embarassing yourself with your continued existence.words.Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
Well, well, well. Sebastion seems to be arguing with himself. Posers.
Well, well, well. Sebastion seems to be arguing with himself. Posers.
Says the reptile that usually attacks in a swarm - much like other insects.
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Ouch! It must have really hurt your brain to come up with that clever reply (i.e. complete copy of to my own witty and brilliant commentary.) Be careful you don't permanently injure yourself?Because you insist on embarassing yourself with your continued existence.words.Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
Fixed it for you. For hving a whol day to come up ith a reply I would have expectd better grammer and spelling from a clone. I see it is time for my law ninjas to clean house again. And even a deficient clone lik yourself should b able to see it's not a complete copy. It's called redirect. Read a law book so you cn keep up.
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Well, well, well. Sebastion seems to be arguing with himself. Posers.Ouch! It must have really hurt your brain to come up with that clever reply (i.e. complete copy of) to my own witty and brilliant commentary. Be careful you don't permanently injure yourself?Because you insist on embarassing yourself with your continued existence.words.Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
No, I'm just arguing with a mentally damaged clone. You lizards may have the meat when my law ninjas finish with him.
No, I'm just arguing with a mentally damaged clone. You lizards may have the meat when my law ninjas finish with him.Well, well, well. Sebastion seems to be arguing with himself. Posers.Ouch! It must have really hurt your brain to come up with that clever reply (i.e. complete copy of) to my own witty and brilliant commentary. Be careful you don't permanently injure yourself?Because you insist on embarassing yourself with your continued existence.words.Why do you insist on embarassing me with your continued existence?
Okay, see, now I know you're fake. The real Sebastion would never be so charitable, he would know better than to rip off a well-known comic strip, and he wouldn't even need law-ninjas.
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Okay, see, now I know you're fake. The real Sebastion would never be so charitable, he would know better than to rip off a well-known comic strip, and he wouldn't even need law-ninjas.
Well, I tried using law pirates, but they weren't frightening enough. As for not needing law ninjas, even I can't be everywhere at once. I need some one to enforce my will while I'm ignoring you for Lent. And yes I would be that charitable
Stabs secretlyreplacedwith in the back with a clone-bane dagger All finished here. Where's the next target?
I need some one to enforce my will ....
Of course, I don't have that problem. Everything that happens is, by default, according to my will.
Okay, see, now I know you're fake. The real Sebastion would never be so charitable, he would know better than to rip off a well-known comic strip, and he wouldn't even need law-ninjas.Well, I tried using law pirates, but they weren't frightening enough. As for not needing law ninjas, even I can't be everywhere at once. I need some one to enforce my will while I'm ignoring you for Lent. And yes I would be that charitable ** spoiler omitted **
Gee, good thing I'm immune to poison, otherwise I'd be in trouble.
Are we re-assembling?
Kobold Cleaver, Lord of Roleplaying, Foe of warwoofs and geckos (more like squisher), wielder of the Cleaver, and Master of the Lemming Armies.
It must be nice to a Lord of the Boards. ~shrugs~ OTOH, I am not nearly arrogant enough to be a Lord of the Board.
~GRINS and runs~
It must be nice to a Lord of the Boards. ~shrugs~ OTOH, I am not nearly arrogant enough to be a Lord of the Board.
~GRINS and runs~
I think you mean that Geckos don't know enough words to encompass their idiocy.
....kobolds don't know enough words to encompass their idiocy.
Fixed that for you.
....Sebastian's imposters don't know enough words to encompass their idiocy.Fixed that for you.
No, I did.
No, I did.....Sebastian's imposters don't know enough words to encompass their idiocy.Fixed that for you.
I agree. Those posers are a complete embarassment. But at least they don't run from anything bigger than a field mouse.
I smell French people.
I smell French people.
Naah, I think that's just the lizard with the big knife.
It's Seldriss, get him!
I smell French people.
Yes, yes; get him!
I agree. Those posers are a complete embarassment. But at least they don't run from anything bigger than a field mouse.No, I did.....Sebastian's imposters don't know enough words to encompass their idiocy.Fixed that for you.
I--that wasn't me! That was my cousin!
*cough*Anyways, Sebastian is a pony, not a dwarf.
No, Lord Sebastian is a magnificent stallion! Bow down before the Stallion Lord stupid dog-lizard.
It's easier to kick you and walk over you that way.
No, Lord Sebastian is a magnificent stallion! Bow down before the Stallion Lord stupid dog-lizard.
It's easier to kick you and walk over you that way.
But he isn't here!
Bow anyway.