Iz feeling like a dandylion weed in da grasslands o life; bout ta git plucked; mayhap will end up in a salad
yep; same ol same ol
hold on a sec...
hey you kids!!! Get the hell out of my yard!!! Yeah you!
okay, I'm back.
naw looky har; dem kids juz bored; why dontcha juz go talk at em; here givem deez firecrackers n tellem ta go play down by dar river near dem hippies; maybe go fishin
<hands the kobold a large crate of full sticks of dynamite and a box of matches>
dis here is heap good clean fun.
when you come back; we'll have us a beer r few n sit back n watch da fun.
This is gonna be fun...
'Hmm. What does this big box do when lit? Let's see...
'AAAAAH!!! Mercy, kobold, mercy! Help! Help!!!'
BOOM
*Kobold animates the corpses of dead kids*
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
Wahl fellers, ah'm back. Ayup.
So' am I
cheers fellers!
*thump*
nah, got you interested eh; well nah; I gots me some sweat off dat dy no mite; shore its a bit unstable, but i kin be used ta halp dem heart patients; er like ya kin have o lot o fun wit it; tink dayz callin it Nytroglissenen or sam such; here's be a bottle; have a go at it :)
*Looks up*
Groan. Not this accent again...
*Looks up again*
Groan....
I hate this thread.
Silence, you hypocritical sahugin.
Cease and desist, you abysmal grammerical fault.
EDIT: *Looks up* Har har har. Very funny.
Quick; Zannybodyround dat knows dat Hime lick manuever; dat kobold is a chokin on suppin cause he spoutin only gibbrish n iza turnin blue.
Lickity Split; somebody put da squeeze on him ifn youse kin.
You be quiet, you ridiculous lamp imp, before I am to punish you for hypocrisy.
This is horrible. 'F--O--R--C--E--D' is apparently no the equivalent to 'S--M--E--R--P--H. This thread is evil...
'Be quiet, you ridicoulous lamp imp, before I am forced to punish you for hypocrisy.'
See? This thread is going to the frogs.
EDIT: What?! How come this alias can say 'forced' and not me?!
I did 'edit', but my previous post ('Be quiet, you ridiculous lamp imp, before I am forced to punish you for hypocrisy.' )made me into a S--M--E--R--P--H, and changed 'forced' into the dread word.
ROFL; hehehehe dat lil lizard boy is stuck in reruns LOL
Silence, you infernal lump of lamp oil!
I'm back!!!!...as if anyone cared.... [crys in a corner]
No, we didn't. Naaaaa naaaaaa!
Good ta see ya Clavos. Quit yer cryin, take uh load off'n sit uh spell.Ah'm shor sumbodies got sum BBQ round heer sumwhar. Don't mind thet Lizerd feller, he's jus cranky cuz evybuddy nose he's uh hippeh.
Silence, you intolerable mindless horror!
Whut smatter lizerd boah? Don't ya want nobody ta knowed ya is uh hippeh?
Silence, you abysmal madman! Zombies can't talk and are unintelligent, anyways, so be quiet!
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Whut smatter lizerd boah? Don't ya want nobody ta knowed ya is uh hippeh?Silence, you abysmal madman! Zombies can't talk and are unintelligent, anyways, so be quiet!
Wahl, ah shur ken tawk, n'ah shur am uh zombeh, so I'm thinkin ya gotta be smokin sum o'yur hippeh wacky weed. Poor litall lizerd boah, ain't ya havin fun no more?
Wahl, ah shur ken tawk, n'ah shur am uh zombeh, so I'm thinkin ya gotta be smokin sum o'yur hippeh wacky weed. Poor litall lizerd boah, ain't ya havin fun no more?Whut smatter lizerd boah? Don't ya want nobody ta knowed ya is uh hippeh?Silence, you abysmal madman! Zombies can't talk and are unintelligent, anyways, so be quiet!
Silence, you...uh...stupid guy!(seriously, will you guys just give me a little time to come up with more insults?!)
Pfah... Dem cans a moose whiz yunz're drinkin' 're fer nancy-boys an' Free City froots. Gimme sumadat ol' Pennsyltucky whiskey 'ere boy...
Lissen here yunz buncha jagoffs, I ain't no hippy, I's a mill-hunky pollok. An' dere ain't no cans o' Ir'n City in 'at bukkit, so what d'yunz 'spect me t' think, huh? An' if yunz ain't got Ir'n, den how inna hell d'yunz 'spect t'make a boilermaker? What's next, yunz gunna tell me dere ain't no jumbo an' chipped ham an'at for a Primanti's sammich?
'Keesport? Heck, I'm over in Turtle Crick! For those a yunz 'at don't know, 'Keesport an' Turtle Crick is abou' whizzin' distance apart. My ol' lady-t'be works down in 'ere at da welfare office an'at. I'll tell ya, I'm glad t'see anudder Pittsburgher on here an'at. Watchew think dem Stillers're gonna do 'is Sunday?
Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games
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Ah dun found sum Ir'n Citeh.
<passes around>
Ah gots ta tell yuh, Ah'm not a Pittsburgher - Muh Ma moved thar when muh step-pa got transferred thar back in the 80s.
Ah live in thuh Cleveland area, <braces for backlash from Stiller fan> but will be a'pullin' hard fer the Stillers this weekend. Gotta fight fer the pride a' the AFC North!
Yuh think Davenport kin carreh the load?
Good ta see ya Clavos. Quit yer cryin, take uh load off'n sit uh spell.Ah'm shor sumbodies got sum BBQ round heer sumwhar. Don't mind thet Lizerd feller, he's jus cranky cuz evybuddy nose he's uh hippeh.
Thanks man. I luvs teh Bar 'b' Que!!!!!
I friggin' hope so Larry. I'm sick a seein' a Burgh team go fer a decent stretch den falls on 'eir face. *cough* Buccos *cough* As fer th' Cleveland thin', well, nobody's perfect I suppose... I gots some cousints o'er in Toledo an' a good friend o'ours lives o'er in Columbus.
Clavos, yinz talkin' 'bout ham barbecue? Cuz if 'at's da case, show me where t'get some an'at.