mama's mule dahd, shez bringun over some smokies.
Skippy? Ah perfer Jif, me own self.
<singing on the ground>
" 'Twas jes' before the battle,
Before the fight begun..."
<singing louder>
" The general looked aroun' 'im
An' swore he heard a gun, "
<singing even louder>
" An' what'd he see before 'im
Unnerneef da trees? "
He done saw the Georgie milishie,
an' you know what dey was doin'?
<bellowing>
Dey was crackin' GOOBER PEAS!!!
" Crack, crack, crack, crack,
Crackin' GOOBER PEAS! "
<passing out>
sumin wake dat boy up; I wants ta hare da next stanza.
Dew E-freaks lahk goobers?
They must since he's still hanging around all y'all.
Whut inna Sam Hill is a'goin on heer?
Ah coulda sworn sumthin was a'goin on. Mebbe not.
Goobers WUZ goin' on.
Not now, tho'.... lessen anybody wants more'n them things.
Dunno what's goin' on wid me letters. Must be the beer.
Woooo Hooooo!!!!
Somebody bring on the dancing gurls!!!!!
Heeeehaaaa!!!
Lets get this here party started.
Where the whiskey?
Sir Kaikillah wrote: Woooo Hooooo!!!!
Somebody bring on the dancing gurls!!!!!
Heeeehaaaa!!!
Lets get this here party started.
Where the whiskey?
Heh sombodys sssmurfeded meee.
Woohoooo!
~Raaaalph~
More Smurf Whiskey smurf
`Raaalph~
Whooo.
Dancing gurls!!!
(Falls flat on face)
Ah ain't seen none o'them thar hippehs fer a while. Mebbe we dun scareded em off.
They golt jobs an dun bekum kapitolists. Makin ice cream an wutnot.
Summin say "ahc creem"? Is dat lak dat Preppernation Aytch stuff?
Them hippehs know better than ta come near meh. Last tahm they came 'round, one o' them boahs wound up wit' a hand-drum where it don't belong.
ah think dem hippehs wuz a-scarred of da smurfs. And our guns.
Main, dang ole Smurteffe tal'n bout "guns," aint no galdang hippehs, ole CH, tal'n balt ginoffin muh porch, main, just uh thread about nuthin'.
lit'l blu men 'n hippies everyway!! Leke th' time in the big white rummaoon......
ZioKai wrote: lit'l blu men 'n hippies everyway!! Leke th' time in the big white rummaoon...... Ah hate ta say this sonny-boy, but seein as yer profile dun shows ya as livin in that Kalaforna state, yer probly already a hippeh. Evybody knows thats all whut lives thar anyhow.
Ayup.
'sall part of their auntiedissehstayblissmen'aryanissehzim.
thet's sum hi falootin' tawkerr.
Ah gots me one o' dem pet thesauruseses. He be fun ta rahd an' he lernz me new stuff.
Yup.
/Dale Gribble
I mean,
/Rusty Shackleford
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