Thit ain't groovy, that thars gravy fer them smashed taters. Pass some corn ona cob, puhleeez.
Heathy, yore creepin me out thar boah.
(oh, i'm gonna get in trouble for this next sentence)
Har, suck ona head, an jus let it slide on down. If that don't fix yew, we'll just hav ta force feed ya some ah Vale's cajun spices and burn it outta ya.
Har ya go HH, put this tin fol on yor head.
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Ah dun got abducticated one tahm. They probed me, Ah tell you whut. Yer powrless when thay trah teh probe you.No yew aint. They make yew sign uh consent form.
Ah did no such thang. They dun tole me Ah was winnin the lottoree. "Sign here" they says. 'N the nex thing ya know, thay're doin all sorts a' unspeakable things Ah ujally pay good money for...
Ah mean...
Ah never bin ta Tee-hoo-anna, Ah swear.
He's gonna miss out on tha vittles ifn he stays a bed.
So uh....yeah that's about right...
Groovy man. Anyone want an alphalfa & bean sprout sandwich?
Well now; Tegan ol girly; lemme hep ya with dat sammich <puts some takes some chopped vadalia onion n aundoulle sausage n heaps it up on her sprouts> thar now; least it be a bit edible. Ya'll should be knowin fer a true fact dat alpha sprouts might make you feel all mainly, but dey is not gut fer yas; gots all kinds o moldy toxins n poisons in em from dat Demon Orcpus; truly; yall should be having bean sprouts ifn your feelin da knead ta bust up yer palate.
Henh, Youse guys wanna sen' outda invites tuh deez heyah shin-digs a bit earlier. I dern near missed out on de goot stuff.
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Well now; Tegan ol girly; lemme hep ya with dat sammich <puts some takes some chopped vadalia onion n aundoulle sausage n heaps it up on her sprouts> thar now; least it be a bit edible. Ya'll should be knowin fer a true fact dat alpha sprouts might make you feel all mainly, but dey is not gut fer yas; gots all kinds o moldy toxins n poisons in em from dat Demon Orcpus; truly; yall should be having bean sprouts ifn your feelin da knead ta bust up yer palate.
Hey, man!!! Why are you hassling her?
Hasslin; HASSLIN; not me; jez trying to save her life; dem alpha sprouts 'el keel ya dead.
Iz troo... I knows a guy, who knows a guy, who's cuzin's roommate's girlfriend's bruther died that way... He et sum sprouts, then 20 minutes later, jist keeld over all ded like...
Dat der isn a sad story...dern sandwiches!
Yep; beer anyone?
Im'n up fer a beer. <Takes a beer from Valegrim> Thank'is.
unh?
Jist finished havin a big BBQ fer mah mama and grand-mama... It was grrrrrrrr-ate! Burgers, dogs, chicken, all the fixins, and plenty o' beer... Still gots plenty left fer anyone who wants ta dig in!
And happy mama's day to y'all!
Ah gots hot dogs, and evrone knows thet hot dogs ain't gots no 'real' meat in'em... and ifn ya wants, ya can make a burger without the burger (don't know why ya would) with jist tha bun, lettice, tomater, onion, cheese, etc.