Raight!! sho nuff
**ringing the dinner bell**
Come an' gettit!
It's rotekilet Werewoof, an' aged nicely too. Them thar auto-mo-beels do a right fine jobba tendurizin' da meet wit' thar tires.
YEE HAW! Git er dun girly; yum yum; love a load of viddles; whoot
<snaps his fingers and everyones drinks are refilled>
Caint be no rodekild warwoof. Yud need uh silvr car tuh do thet. Prolly uh bigfoot. Theys hevin a good season with thim this year.
No Hooty, that thar meet's 'possum, rotekilt, not Werewoof. Werewoof don't make no good stew nohow. Kobold now, betcha that thar meet tastes a lot like rotekilt Armadilla.
Takes a sip of her refilled mason jar and smacks her lips
"Now that 'shine is purt near as good as me ol' pappy used to make out back in the woods with his still."
hmm; be raight back.... <runs offn to his BBQ pit n put a big pot O'water on to boil; you see him shucking some corn quick; n putting the kernals in a grinder; grinds up a few pounds. He stares at the pot and it begins to boil; slowly pours in the ground corn; adds a heap o spices; takes the pot off; throws in a heap of butter; put the lid on; then igoring the heat from the pot; bring it to the big table..
give it a few folks; then; Grits is on; naw let it simmer a few n soak up the water n spices; dont worry; it is a self stirring pot.
<= brings out a big bowl of grated cheese and one of chopped onions.
K; now grits er ready; ladles some onto his plate and smothers it with cheese and onions.
Wha do Ah smayll ehhgs?
Ladles out some possum and turnip stew.
"Mighty fine grits thar freeti."
huzz da liza?
Ayup.
uh?
damn hippies; darn their green beer and green smoke!
orale huercos' desembuchen en cristiano que nomas no cacho na'a pue'...
Aww ain't he a cute lil' critter. Here yah go Froggy, have some 'possum and turnip stew. It'll put some scales on yer hide.
Raises the now empty mason jar
What's a lady got ta do teh get a refill round heah!
Nah; he talks purty straight; is just saying he wants some nachos with extra peppers and melted cheese and a girl named Margret ta eatam wit him and a Lata beer with salted rim; lime, and ice in a fishbowl; go figure.
ya see; I speak both frogloc, grippi an salaad.
course; beer is the international language.
<snap> everyones drinks are refilled with their favorite liquids. Big Mama realizes with alarm that her mason jay keeps filling; starts to poor over; but with a big smile she tries to keep up; drink up sweetness hehe good food needs good drink :) <figure that your pint jar will have about a gallon in it :>
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Ah dun cot wun! Dadgum hippeh set off muh trap! Let's see whut shape it's in. Hopefly, Ah kin use it fer targit practis.
*looks in trap*
Dadgum it! 'tain't no hippeh. Got me wun a'dem Bigfoots. Betteh set him loose afore the media shows up at muh house.
Or ya could fry up them bigfeets, that's good eatin.'
Aww ain't he a cute lil' critter. Here yah go Froggy, have some 'possum and turnip stew. It'll put some scales on yer hide.
mmmm... possurnip stew... Yummi!
-approaches to the BBQ Bonfire bringing 3 six packs of Corona beer-
Que onda huercos' ya mero esta el pie grande? que ya me rugen las tripas pue'! Ahí les traje unas frias pa'que se refresquen el gaznate!
-pops open some beers and passes them around-
Nah; he talks purty straight; is just saying he wants some nachos with extra peppers and melted cheese and a girl named Margret ta eatam wit him and a Lata beer with salted rim; lime, and ice in a fishbowl; go figure.
Your frogloc-fu is weak... Pero eso de comerlos con Margarita suena muy bien!
nah u undstan ho har's for mi to follou ur lingo!
Thanks for the refill 'freeti! That shur be one handy power what yew have thar.
I do likes Froggy-boy's beer, might have me a boilermaker. There be some limes in this thar place for dat Kew-ro-nah? Yew got any Two Horse over there Froggy? I shur do love that Two Horse Beer. Drank my fill as a youngun when I rode back a' Big Pappy's bike down Juarez way back in the day.
**Belch**
My stars that big monkey what yew caught Larry make us some fine eatins! Lemme get my molasses and some spices an' I'll make up some sauce for him!