Iron William Bonney here
arrrr
I am...IRON CHARITY FLINT!
Now get back to work, tadpole, or I'll drop you off at the nearest port and make sure you're dancing from the yardarms before I can turn the ship around and give you a 21-gun salute. Yarr!
Mad Davy Flint sounding off here. This is what they say about me, "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. Mad Davy Flint, though, is more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, he's hard and sharp. But, also like flint, he's easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"
Fair amount of Flints on here!
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Mad Sam Vane
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Sounds an awful lot liken me style. Grab me a gaffin' hook an we be lookin' fur innards!!
FH (Mad Sam Vane)
Apparently I'm Dirty Morty Flint.
arr, the Flint family reunion, half a hundred mothers, and one father, who failed to show up, and he'd promised potato salad, pirate style....
Captain Davy Rackham
Iron William Kidd!
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
ARR!
Where's me cutlass??
Bloody Roger Cash
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"Bloody Jack" Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
"Thar' be no law 'pon tha' high seas! Yarr!"
Dirty Tom Cash!
"You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!"
Better take a bath... :)
Iron Davy Read, a tough as nails pirate with a good taste and an edjumacation. And no parrots!
"Dirty Dick" Read.
I think I need some penicillin...
Ew!!!
Captain John Kidd.
Ahoy, here be Dirty Roger Rackham!
Black James Flint ...in like the other Flints, arr!
Dirty Jack Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Yar!
Iron Jack Bonney:
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Mad Dog Flint
Black John Kidd
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Aye, Avast!
(Uncomfortable silence)
Just gi' me the loot!
