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Zurgas wrote:Punniculus wrote:Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses.
Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs!
Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.
So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".
People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.
That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses.
Red noses are for anyone who with a cold. Or who wishes to show their reverence for me in that way. They aren't required for my followers, but are encouraged for some clergy.
Perhaps the humans in that town were afraid that you were looking for some sex, and were unwilling to assist you?
Why would I want to have sex with a hairless monkey is something that escapes my understanding.
(Actually, they didn't even care about what Zurgas was yelling. Minotaurs are seen as violent and ruthless creatures and having one with a scythe running around yelling something was enough motivation for everybody running away. And as Zurgas enjoys looking intimidating he never tried to look non threatening while doing this)