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What's a Zizzira when it's at home?

Hear, Hear!

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

Up Taldor!

It pleases me to no end that the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment was able to serve so well in this recent unpleasantness! But Lady Gloriana is right when she says that the celebratory parties are both late and preposterous. Here's hoping that the rewards for our noble efforts flow more freely in the future.

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

[Urgothoa] has no qualms about destroying undead; you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, and all that.

How often does Urgathoa eat undead and mushroom omelettes?

Three cheers!

My Taldane shadow bloodline sorcerer, Weasel, wields a gold-plated cold iron and darkwood longspear named "Schmetterlingsschnauze." Literally "butterfly jaws," this is the Ulfen word for the toughness of the dandy.

If I were to recruit someone on my travels, where should I send them?

Up Taldor!

If no other of the Empire's forces are willing to take the troops you raise (or the bodies of the enemies of the Empire that you slay), you and yours are always welcome as volunteers in the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment!

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

With a graceful curtsy and sly wink:

But, of course! And if you should know personally any other worthies who have sworn service to the Empire, why send them along here to me, and rank with the Regiment can be theirs as well.

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

My dear Lieutenant Wifflebottom, I am proud to induct you into service as one of the Regiment's first cavalry Troop Leaders. May your service be a credit to your people and Taldor both!

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

The image I used for my home games is this.

Up Taldor!

Really, why settle for just one title?

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

Up Taldor!

My dearest Annie, do not hesitate to drop me a line at the Menotherian's Silhouette in Absalom if you would like to schedule training exorcises between the Blackwood Swamp Irregulars and the Taldan-Gebite-Joint-Expeditionary-Regiment before our forces begin making their way north to glory for the Empire.

And, of course, anyone sporting your unit's arms will get half-price admission to my theater... We must all do our part!

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

Smiles and nods demurely to the deviant diva.

My dear catling, shall I put you down for a donation of, say, twenty gold for the Regiment's Widows and Orphans Fund?

All the resources of Bordell-on-Jalrune and all of the military might of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment are at the service of your Ladyship, the Empire, and the world. Up Taldor!

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

I would like to partake in such confectionery delights to judge for myself and perhaps be interested in adjusting my trade route to import these sweet and savory ingredients!

There are new and budding trade routes mentioned here that you may wish to invest in as well...

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

Up Taldor!

By the grace of Her Serene Highness, Princess Eutropia, and His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Grand Prince Stavian III, and in honor of Her Royal Majesty, Arazni the Red Crusader, I am pleased to announce the formation of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment to assist the much-battered forces of the Fifth Mendevian Crusade!

Born in reaction to partisan attacks in Geb first thought to be the harassing work of Knights of Ozem or misguided Pharasmites, but later proven without a doubt to have been caused by demoniac agents provocateur, the Regiment was at first scoffed at by nearly all who heard of it. (You Only Die Twice)

It was, in fact, only through the wise and generous Pathfinder Venture Captain Drandle Dreng that I learned of this unconventional fighting force's existance and desire to assist us all in the containment of the fiends of the Worldwound. I immediately set out to bend all of my resources to ensuring its success. (Shadows Fall on Absalom)

After many letters back and forth between Bordell-on-Jalrune and The Guilded City, I was given command of an elite force of mixed raiders to test the effectiveness of the military venture I was staking my reputation on. Under the banner of Geb, my troops and I showed that not only could the forces of Garund and Avistan work together, but they could do so even with the traditional Crusader soldiers too busy to join us for our delicious victory waffles! (The Wardstone Patrol)

With numerous affidavits of the regiment's prowess in hand, the time was upon me to ensure proper outfitting and unimpeded transport of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment to the battlefront. The standard troops of His Imperial and Royal Majesty continue to guard the borders of the Empire, as the lands of the allied Jalrune estates have begun collecting volunteers from the unbearded masses of thier rural holdings.

Full of forethought and mercantile cunning, the servants of the Red Crusader, myself, and even Scion Lord Kerkis of House Damaq have all ensured that the Mechitar-Absalom-Golsifar trade routes created to smooth the way for the Regiment will not only pay for transport, but leave plenty left over to reward all those who do their part to ensure our success! (The Hellknight's Feast)

So, join me in a cheer and a toast to the success of the newly formed Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, and remember: “Sick the wolf on the tiger and the hunter’s work is done!”

The Right Honorable Lady Lillebryst MacFaileas, Visbaronetess of Bordell-on-Jalrune, Corvette Captain of His Majesty's Zimar Corsairs, Colonel of the Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary Regiment, Gythia of the Sacred Sting, Dragonslayer, Husmær of the Ulfen Guard, Member of the Lion Blades, Companion of House Avenstar

As even the weary soldiers fighting in the Worldwound can attest, the finest waffles are originally of Taldan make, served with Bellis honey and Gebbite cinnamon! Try some?

Mikaze wrote:

Would we be seeing Iron Gods in 2014 if not for Rasputin Must Die!'s reception, or was it already in the cards?

Probably, but I would have had to roll higher on my Diplomacy check in presenting the idea to management.

So all those +2 bonuses from our Aid Another actions helped out?

Totally of use to my group running Reign of Winter!

Voyd211 wrote:

Are elves just jealous of other races' ability to grow facial hair?

No. But I suspect there's plenty of folks who are jealous of all the times elves save not having to shave.

Do so many human men on Golarion shave because their women like the smooth cheeks of elves?

Voyd211 wrote:

Will you ever make miniatures of the various Heralds?

Not all at once. Maybe one at a time now and then. Maybe.

Menotherian first, please!

I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet...

Second, I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for more songs to my repertoire.

Deathlike Silence has some macabre/creepy stuff that might work. Who's Gonna Bury Me, They'll Eat Us, and Dagon being the best that come to mind.

Why is everyone so upset about dead peasants? It's not like actual people got hurt! :P

Up Taldor!

Though not given a name, the largest temple to Calistria in the Inner Sea region was located in the Kyonin city of Shevaroth. After Treerazor took over the city, the temple was perverted by the cult of Rovagug, and is now full of apocalyptic cultists doing naughty things with one another to produce a bunch of huge, chrysalis-shrouded monsters waiting to spill out upon Golarion.

⋄ The House of Joy, the Calistrian temple from Isarn, Galt ("Thieves' Vinegar", Chapter 2)

Thanks, Kevin Andrew Murphy and Jesse Riggs

⋄ The House of Stolen Kisses in Quent, Isles of The Shackles (Pathfinder #57: Tempest Rising)

Thanks, Michael Eshleman!

⋄ Drey Yarnes watches over Calistria's Cathedral in Pitax in the River Kingdoms. (Pathfinder #35: War of the River Kings)

⋄ In the south of Woodsedge, Galt is the Temple of Calistria, famous for its 20 foot tall statue of an enthroned Calistria portrayed as an elf stroking a giant wasp. (Plague of Shadows)

⋄ The Pleasure Salon of Calistria in the Ascendant Court district of Absalom is managed by the ranking sacred prostitute, Dyrianna of House Avenstar. (Guide to Absalom)

Do the ballot counters in Andoran ever have to put up with people writing in powerful villains or dark gods (such as the Whispering Tyrant or Great Cthulhu)? Do the honest ones actually count such votes?

A vote for Zach as Ezren is a vote for Taldor!