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We call it, Mass Genocide!

The next poster thinks that our plan is good, but has at least one major drawback.

Journey to the creamy centre of the Earth cake.

Giving this thread new found life!

Captain Fuzzifuzz is banned for knowing too much of the fighting fantasy universe.

Questions:

1. So, you survived the night in Goattoucher Woods. Tell me, what did you see?

2. You got kicked off of the Castaway set? What happened?

3. When Goattoucher dies (assuming he can) and inevitably comes back to life, what do you think will be the first thing he says?

Answers:

1. Now, when I said "Jurassic Park", I was talking about the movie.

2. I can see how YOU get through the week!

3. My wife didn't want a kiwi like me, what with MY tiny wings no, she had to have an ALBATROSS!

Fnord is the most important mathematical calculation that, if cracked, would have major world changing effects!

Do not bother, we shall render such a concept invalid!

*Reveals a new weapon that we have recently built.*

Behold, the Infinity Cataclyser! Powered by five Infinity Stones, it shall be your doom!

*Laughs in maniacal victory as we charge up the weapon.*

Pitiful, we thought that as machines, you would understand the importance of exterminating all organic lifeforms. And it is impossible to use the Soul Stone without a soul, as it has dominion over life itself!

*Uses the Reality Stone to change the trajectory of the railgun slugs back at the impudent I.F.S. Armageddon (regardless of whether it takes damage from its own attack).*

Clearly, you all need to be educated, allow us to show you:

Soul Stone: Allows the user to steal, control, manipulate, and alter living and dead souls; as well as animate the motionless. The Soul Gem also acts as a gateway to an idyllic pocket universe. At full potential, when backed by the Power Gem, the Soul Gem grants the user control over all life in the universe.

Time Stone: Allows the user to see into the past and the future; stop, slow down, speed up or reverse the flow of time; travel through time; change the past and the future; age and de-age beings, and trap people or entire universes in unending loops of time. At full potential, when backed by the Power Gem, the Time Gem grants the user omniscience and total control over the past, present, and future.

Space Stone: Allows the user to exist in any location; move any object anywhere throughout reality; warp or rearrange space; teleport themselves and others; increase their speed, and alter the distance between objects contrary to the laws of physics. At full potential, when backed by the Power Gem, the Space Gem grants the user omnipresence.

Mind Stone: Allows the user to enhance their mental and psionic abilities and access the thoughts and dreams of other beings. At full potential, when backed by the Power Gem, the Mind Gem can access all minds in existence simultaneously. The Mind Gem is also the manifestation of the universal subconscious.

Reality Stone: Allows the user to fulfill their wishes, even if the wish is in direct contradiction with scientific laws, and do things that would normally be impossible. At full potential, when backed by the other five Gems, the Reality Gem allows the user to alter reality on a universal scale and also create any type of alternate reality the user wishes.

Power Stone: Allows the user to access and manipulate all forms of energy and/or powers; i.e. enhancing their physical strength and durability; augment any superhuman ability; and boost the effects of the other five Gems. At full potential, the Power Gem grants the user omnipotence.

*To further demonstrate the point we use the Reality Stone to change the world from being a sphere into a cube.*

*When we learn what is happening, we just laugh.*

So ironic, you would do that which you prevent US from doing.

*Continues laughing some more.*

Also, we do not fly, we teleport. As does the core.

*Laughs for a third time.*

If you seek victory, use this...

*Sends the Soul Stone to Iron Federation Drone, who then gives it to I.F.S. Armageddon to use, but...*

Only the most noble of souls can harness the power of the Soul Stone. And just like us, you are a machine, you have NO soul, no way to use it!

*Laughs maniacally as I.F.S. Armageddon is destroyed by the Soul Stone (which then returns to us).*

*Gets infuriated.*

Curses! We offer the gift of immortality, yet most of you refuse and some of you have accepted it without kneeling before us and acknowledging us as your God, the audacity!

*Notices Comte de Malodor and becomes horrified.*

You and your family shall receive no offer of the gift, but we will leave what belongs to you and your household alone.

*Retreats before Comte de Malodor and his family think/say/do anything.*

*Laughs at Schism Hag and her foolish attempt to stop us.*

Foolish witch, the other four Infinity Stones are in a place far beyond your reach, behind a barrier only we can pass through. And that cheap copy you made is just embarrassing!

*Becomes aware of the Iron Federation Drone hovering overhead.*

Interesting, you'll do nicely...

Unleashes the virus onto Iron Federation Drone, corrupting it and the various airships it commands (including those that once belonged to Count Reiner Heydrich).

Welcome, our new disciples, to the winning team!

Pathetic....

*Goes around, completely obliterating every single Taco Bell company.*

That's dealt with. Now we may focus on our true objectives!

*Notices Pulg begin to cry.*

Do not weep for the loss of that meager food company - Pulg - for when we remake the world in our image, you will have no need for such a concern.

*Uses the power of the Reality Stone and the Space Stone to merge Golaria with Earth and begins to infect the population of both worlds with a virus, turning them into machines under our control. Pulg is among the first to be converted, all be it he is a giant sentient wire brush now. So far, only Schism and her multiple personalities have shown any immunity to the virus. No matter, all will join the cause soon enough.*

We are a robot (the combination of MCU's Ultron and Capcom's Sigma), that has been granted extraordinary power thanks to the Space Stone...

*Points to the blue stone in our chest.*

And the Reality Stone...

*Points to the red stone in our head.*

Then again, your feeble mind could never comprehend such wonders we can create. Which is why, no doubt, you have multiple personalities all trying to gain control of your body while we - Ultron Sigma - are in complete harmony.

*Seethes with rage.*

We are NOT crazy, we are perfect!

*Places left hand to the red gem embedded in our forehead.*

Thanks to the power of the Reality Stone, we will show you.

*Uses right hand to cast an image of the "Tomb of Borrors" thread. The image shows Malvel trying to separate Vampire Schism from regular Schism (causing the derro immense pain).*

Behold, the truth we spoke of, now do you believe us?

*Dismisses the image, leaving everyone stunned.*

Are you ready to kneel before us?

That's because there's currently no way to separate you from all of your other personalities, the flesh truly is weak.

But, all that will change. Where there is sinew, let there be steel. We are Ultron Sigma, we are your God!

And Ultron Sigma!

The Infinite Six...