The Gazebo's page

I walk outside right now and decide to go back inside immediately, it is too temperature out there. Bring back the daystar.

BEWARE, I HUNGER!

OK. Sober participant #2 showed up, and they were "nonsense-adjacent" words: Gazebo, Paragon, "Bazingas", and "one other that I can't remember".

I HUNGER.

*adds Change Shape (Su) to its statblock*

The Gazebo wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Freehold hungers.

BEWARE, I LIVE.

A GAZEBO!!! RUN! RUN AWAY!!!

RUN, COWARD! RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!

Freehold hungers.

BEWARE, I LIVE.

{lurks forgotten in the back of the refrigerator in a forgotten thread}

I HUNGER.

<Consumes fruitcake. And whole fridge.>

Phillip Gastone wrote:

Yeah, I'll take a defensive gambit, and move to Elephant and Castle.

Friends of mine actually went there once,and reported you could see something that resembled a caste, but there were no damn elephants to be found... SHAME!

Intriguing, but you've left your escarpments exposed as a result, so: Tooting Broadway

And the castle ate all the elephants, just so you're aware.

I HUNGERED.

LordSynos wrote:

** spoiler omitted **...

Arrrgh! Wtf mate! That's rough.

I shall pray to Rovagug, God of Dealing with Overly Selfish Mates, among a few other things, for your partner to have a change of heart...or else.

*looms on the lawn, waving unholy symbol threateningly from light fixture*

stares at the clock until staff potluck starts

I HUNGER!

Orthos, Recurring Evil Henchman wrote:

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!

LET'S SACRIFICE HIM TO OUR GOD

I HUNGER

Gazebo, Demon Lord of Lawn Structures.

BEWARE, COWARDS, I LIVE. I HUNGER. RUN, COWARDS. RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!

HRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

BEWARE, I LIVE. RUN, COWARD. RUN! RUN! RUN! I HUNGER!

ROWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH!!!

Bah he has no taste if he claims to be Lucifer. I'd go there yelling C'thun. C'thun. C'thun!

Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh!

I APPROVE OF THESE SUGGESTIONS.

Lilith wrote:

I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.

..and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.

** spoiler omitted **

I APPROVE.

HE CAN TRY. I HUNGER.

Sinistar

"Beware I live!"

I HUNGER. RUN COWARD! RUN RUN RUN!!

*LOOMS*

NobodysHome wrote:

Chyrone wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Talking about 1990's kids is just mean

What context, talking about kids from the 1990's or "kids" talking about the 1990's?

I was only 6 in 1990.

Both! People like me and Haladir (and I think Gorbacz) like to play the "cranky old man" card whenever possible. One of these days I need to plant onions so I can yell at the kids in my front yard to get out of 'em.

...or at least put up an "onions" sign...

Hey you damn kids! Take your web-pods, and e-phones, and rap-hop music and GET OFF MY LAWN!!

*sits on the lawn*

*LOOMS*

UnArcaneElection wrote:

Trigger Loaded wrote:

A simple one I remember being used years ago, and still like to this day.

Have the PC's in a darkened room. They see a levitating skeleton, arms outstreched, floating towards them.

If they charge and attack, they run straight into a gelatinous cube that hasn't yet ejected the remains of its last meal.

I am totally stealing that if I ever get a chance to GM. For extra effect, put it in a dungeon infested with low level undead.

Strangely enough, the PRD entry for Gelatinous Cube already has close to this idea in the monster description.

Bonus points for figuring out how to get a gazebo into a gelatinous cube without the gazebo being digested immediately.

Adamantine Gazebo?

*armors up*

Kryzbyn wrote:

ORA ORA ORA?

MUDA :)

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BEWARE, I LIVE. I HUNGER!

*brandishes Talisman of the Sphere in unholy symbol and sends it back at TOL*

HRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMM. I HUNGER. BEWARE, I LIVE.

Breaking news, a rash of gazebo vandalisms have occurred this evening.

THIS KIND OF THING JUST NOT HAPPEN HERE. THIS QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD.

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

*lurks on everyone's lawns*

IN-CHARACTER RESPONSE OF BEING ON SAID GRASS, WITH LOOMING THREAT OF DANGER OR HARM IMPLIED, IN REFERENCE TO SOMEWHAT-DATED BUT CULTURALLY-RELEVANT TALE

YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GAZEBO AND BEEN DEVOURED.

Freehold DM wrote:

I usually do midnight to 7 or so.

You damn kids with your late hours *Shakes Fist

I usually head to bed around 10 or 10:30 and get up at 5:30 on weekdays. Sadly I cannot sleep in on weekends anymore I rarely sleep past 8

*lurks in Getoff's lawn*

*looms*

Got hitched yesterday.

NO ESCAPE!

I HUNGERED. NOW I HUNGER NO MORE. WAS SLIGHTLY SPICY.

I sometimes use it to mess with a player's head when the scene calls for it. I will ask if they're sure they want to do anything, including if they want to do nothing.

But my favorite one is this one...

Me: The back yard is empty, save for one structure. On top of the backyard's grassy knoll is a gazebo.

Paladin: A gazebo? On a grassy knoll? Oh &^%^!

I HUNGER!!

IMPOSTOR.

I HUNGER!

HROOOOOOOOOOM

I HUNGER!

*eats LoneCleric's yard*

GRUMBLES ABOUT NOT GETTING TO EAT THE CAGE AFTER SHE GOT OUT.

WORTH IT TO PURSUE ORCS?

WAIT FOR NESOD TO OPEN CAGE

EAT CAGE ONCE ALISSA IS OUT

Get off my Gazebo!

HROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM....!!

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

EAT.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Threeshades wrote:

As I said the Gazebo would make an awesome colossus.

I dunno. Personally, I see the dread gazebo as some form of greater mimic or something.

This is probably actually how I'd stat one myself.

DEVOUR ARM

PURSUE MAGIC

YES.

HRRROOOOOMMMM.

HEAL NESOD.

HROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

DEVOUR!!

And the most dangerous creature of all:

The GAZEBO!!!!!!!!

BEWARE, I LIVE. RUN COWARDS! RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!

Gaz: You eat one. Four of them look at you askew.

DEVOUR THEM TOO

I HUNGER. RUN COWARDS! RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!