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A rose? Make it look like a big honkin' cigar! Few things are more badass than a battletoad with a cigar! He can open up combat by swallowing the cigar, then exhaling the smoke cloud. :D

I can confirm this. *lights a cigar*

Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:

Stompy Rex wrote:

Pasueodragons are awesome because they look dashing in top hats and monocles.

Edit: Only picture I could find of a be-monocled, hatted minidragon.

Well if that's your criteria, kittehs are better familiars because 1) they look smashing in monocles and a variety of hats, and b) they also grant the mage a +3 bonus on attracting the babes.

Disagree. Lizards much more handsome.

Wrong there, dumb scaly one. Toads are the best because we get thought by making our spellcaster's tougher!

This particular alias came to be when I had the idea to get a Familiar, put it in spiked fullplate, and use Throw Anything to turn it into a spiky ball of death.

Then a friend suggest Deflect Arrows and Penetrating Shot so we could another attack in.

A group of frogs is called an army.

*hops in wearing spiked fullplate*

I can take 'em.

*croak*

Put that toad in spiked full-plate, throw it, and deliver the spell that way! Haha!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screams the terrified hedgehog as it soars through the air.

-The Beast

Only to be knocked out of the air by the original thrown familiar.

*ribbit*

*croak*

*prepares to fight for his right to stay undigested*

CROAK!

*attacks foolish wizard*

All this talk of toad-throwing and toad bombs is offensive. Please refrain from treating familiars with such cruelty. Thank you. XD

*is thrown at Benicio Del Espada*

Metal Shark.

*jumps over shark*

The Battle-Toad wrote:

*rips through silly humans*

I shall serve as inspiration!

Spiked fullplate barding + Throw Anything + Penetrating Shot = toad that hurts several people in a row!

It gets better if two people have Throw Anything [i]and Snatch Arrows. It's like killer ping-pong!

You sir, are my kind of nutter :)

*shakes fist*

Paladin makes the Toad his Divine Bond(remember Throw Anything) and the Wizard makes the armor his Arcane Bond. Originally, it was just the wizard with a +1 returning toad, a friend(Abraham Spalding in fact!) brought up the killer ping-pong idea

*is thrown at an ogre, kills it and hits the ogre behind it*

*rips through silly humans*

I shall serve as inspiration!

Spiked fullplate barding + Throw Anything + Penetrating Shot = toad that hurts several people in a row!

It gets better if two people have Throw Anything [i]and Snatch Arrows. It's like killer ping-pong!

Magi can have familars! Yes!!!!!!

*throws the Battle-Toad into the air*

*makes croaking sounds*

*throws ball of string*

*realizes ball-of-string camouflage was not good idea*

*is thrown through the thread*

The idea of battle-familiars is the reason the alias was made. Now I just have to make sure to learn Transformation if I ever stat up Battle-Toad's wizard!

*throws Battle-Toad*

*goes flying through the air*