Tater Slaad's page

*ppppffffftttttt*

You've been egged. Still wanna fight? Limey might be willing to spar.

So are some of the veterans.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

The word "nun" is an "n" doing a cartwheel.

Shower thoughts...

Sure, the nun could be in the shower.

... freehold are you somehow controlling gran?

Me? You're the one who brought it up!

Nope never mind definitely gran.

It was definitely Vidmaster7. I saw it with my own 7 eyes.

Just a Mort wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Well My last interview did not go well it was in the mid day and I was to drowsy for it. I haven't put any new applications in yet because I've been very busy with family and doctor stuff.

As far as what went wrong. Well aside from a lot of minor things 2nd shift was suppose to do that was not done. I had put in some of my PTO for next week so I could use it before I lose it. It was approved and yet I'm still on the schedule for next week. working the exact days I took time off for. I've already msged my manager and her response will decide whether I walk out and find the next job I get my hands on regardless of what it is.

Doctor stuff? You okay?

I saw a new doc and got some blood work done since I got my new health insurance. He says he thinks my sugar is a bit to high. I am going to make an appointment next week to see him again and go over it.

Oh, you're fine. It's just because you're soooooooo sweet.

Git 'er done!

*hurks*

*looks for someone to egg*

John Napier 698 wrote:

It's a good start. You'll eventually need a good dictionary a well.

Dictionaries are so 20th Century. I have the Internet, that's all I need dictionary-wise

Yeah, all you need is an internet connection so you can look on Urban Dictionary. Then you're all good.

I had my first session with a personal trainer today. People say you're supposed to feel energized after a workout. I just want to collapse on the couch with Ben and Jerry.

FIFY?

Ereht revo?

May a moody baby doom a yam!

Treppa wrote:

Well, boo to that. Sorry to hear it.

I think my fever has broken...

Oh no! Quick, get that angel some super glue!

Don't worry, we'll get that fever fixed real soon.

I'm sorry. The correct answer is 14 elephant men dissolving a describing blind.

Bah! That's just a load of mystic hogwash! We have scientific hogwash nowadays, it's 30% more effective, contains 62.4% less self-contradiction, and is only 12599% worse for the environment.

{stares at chalkboard frustratedly} I'm still trying to work out how to eat a newton (N) of figs. Do you divide by cinnamon? I keep forgetting to carry the orange zest.

It's easier to multiply by nutmeg, then subtract oregano, and then divide by the cube root of cobbler (the shoemaker, not the food). That allows you to substitute road tar for orange zest, and convert everything from newtons to slugs. Then you just lay down with your mouth open and let the slugs crawl into your stomach.

Everyone knows Pike Nick is untrustworthy. That's why I only deal with Cod Bob.

My last girlfriend was a møøse bite's sister.

Quiche Lord Gille de Rais is banned because trying to stop the Slaad invasion is like trying to expect the Spanish Inquisition.

rashly5 is banned for epidermal infections.

No eating the slaadlings. They aren't ready yet.

Belphegor is banned for not giving me an accomplice.

No you don't.

Andy Griffith is pretty tasty. Well, he is if you cook him properly. Poorly cooked Andy Griffith is some of the worst stuff you will ever taste.

MAAATT DAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

I thought it had been burning since the world's been turning.

lucky7 is banned for slobbering on the carpet.

lucky7 is banned for shedding on the carpet.

If you're looking for cheese, try the advice threads. I seem to recall plenty of cheese there last time I looked.

Lluna Godslave is banned for having reasons.

So, is it time for the Easter Eggings yet?

Derp.

I choose not to think.

&!

John W Johnson is banned because Extra Crispy is better.

Midnight_Angel is banned for pity's sake.

I see nothing.

Flibble!

Quiche Lisp is banned for having a mother.

I see everything.

DJ-Bogie is banned because I am clearly the good twin.

Losal is banned because pantomime horses only have first names. So it's pretty hard to not be on a first-name basis with them.

Perdy is banned because the yellow snow has the most flavor.

The Colonel's Lunch is banned for playing with his words.

Hey, now! Don't be usin' me for no pie!

Tip? I tossed that mother out the window.

The Elusive Trout is banned for not having a rainbow.

Mater Slaad wrote:

Less-Than-Adequate Duck wrote:

I M Weasel wrote:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrote:

gran rey de los surround sound wrote:

gran rey de los stereo wrote:

gran rey de los ninja wrote:

Flying Things wrote:

Adequate Duck wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

gran rey de los bacon wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

D) I win.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

And again.

And again.

And again.

Once more.

Hooooooooo!

And again.

Swerk!

*bounces off cabinet door*

Again?

Yes, again.

If you insist...

*tackles I M Weasel, begins wrestling*

[You did pretend to be Potato though. Whomever you are, be proud of it! Don't feel like ya gotta impersonate Potato.

Maybe you're not a monkey. You're not one a 'dem thunder-stealing proteans, are ya? Or worse, a poodle in a slaad skinsuit?

I believe I am a Tater. I also believe I am not a monkey or a protean. And I am dang sure I ain't no freaking poodle.

I see through your disguise, you mischief-making monkeyman! Begone Dr. Zaius and cease attempting to besmirch the noble Potato's name!

Uh, um, well...I'm not a monkey. I'm a Salad. I mean Slaad. Umm...if I see any monkeys I'll be sure to tell you.