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Just a Mort wrote:
Now its 81 F and I just ate half a honeydew.

Sekrit melon massacre footage

Edit: Nekkid munching?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

Do you want Sebastians? Because this is how you get Sebastians!


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Sterling Archie Andrews wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

Do you want Sebastians? Because this is how you get Sebastians!

has anyone seen him?


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Hi, everyone.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Sterling Archie Andrews wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

Do you want Sebastians? Because this is how you get Sebastians!
has anyone seen him?

He occasionally romps through the various Fallout threads.


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Freehold DM wrote:
why you no visit meeeee

One day when I move back east, we shall paint NYC nerdy my friend.

Or you could come visit me upstate, there's much more space for gaming tables up there!

Freehold DM wrote:
I used to see ticks all the time in scouts. Loved white kids, but that was because it hid in their hair.

You were a bald child; why am I not surprised?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

*Double Face turtle foots, resulting in him faceplanting directly into ground*

*Mutter to himself: "...I have a feeling, that no matter what, I'm just digging myself deeper into this hole...*

Kind of actually…
Or more precisely, I have helped a couple of stallions…err…"make their deposits quicker", with some assisting handmotions.
Also had an arm...umm…"up in" a mare or two…
So...
Er...
Yea.
^^'

John Napier 698 wrote:
Hi, everyone.

*waves with a turtle foot*

Hey John.


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I meant to say this yesterday, but Have a Merry Half-Christmas. :)


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A happy (during the past weekend that is ^^) Half-Christmas/Saint John's Eve or what ever you all it...(up here its Sankt Hans Aften) to you too.


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Please don't say that, you'll convince the stores its time for little red LEDs and various Christmas decorations


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Tornado warnings are being declared.


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If it's reverse Christmas, does that mean the kids have to buy ME a PlayStation.

Damn! I would've written a list.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
why you no visit meeeee

One day when I move back east, we shall paint NYC nerdy my friend.

Or you could come visit me upstate, there's much more space for gaming tables up there!

Freehold DM wrote:
I used to see ticks all the time in scouts. Loved white kids, but that was because it hid in their hair.
You were a bald child; why am I not surprised?

no, i had my flatop. At the time i and most black kids in scouts had fades, really easy to find a tick.


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What in the Sam Hell have y'all been up to since I last popped on?


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captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
The RADmster!! wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.
I used Wi-fi before it was cool.
Confused California hipsters try to use Di-Fi to get on the Internet. She hates it when you make the modem handshaking noise at her.
My husband has a shirt that reads 'I'm older then the internet' in a really old font.

I have a shirt with a velociraptor riding a bike and wearing a top hat and monocle.

It's called Villainous Victorian Velociraptor.

I have a t-shirt featuring two naked men fighting with rapier & dagger, captioned with the words 'Legalise It'

Precisely what we're supposed to legalise is unclear.


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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
What in the Sam Hell have y'all been up to since I last popped on?

Mud & flat-tops.


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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
What in the Sam Hell have y'all been up to since I last popped on?

HOLY S+#~


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Limeylongears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
The RADmster!! wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.
I used Wi-fi before it was cool.
Confused California hipsters try to use Di-Fi to get on the Internet. She hates it when you make the modem handshaking noise at her.
My husband has a shirt that reads 'I'm older then the internet' in a really old font.

I have a shirt with a velociraptor riding a bike and wearing a top hat and monocle.

It's called Villainous Victorian Velociraptor.

I have a t-shirt featuring two naked men fighting with rapier & dagger, captioned with the words 'Legalise It'

Precisely what we're supposed to legalise is unclear.

street duels. I have seen similar shirts before.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Writing computer code is like talking to a foreigner who won't tolerate grammatical mistakes.

>_>

<_<

Romani ite domum.

CONJUGATE!!!


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We are having sporadic power outages at the plant, I may be in for a looong night. :(


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Hey FAWTLfolk, Orthos is trying PBP again! Interested players look here!

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Vanykrye wrote:
I might be a terrible boss. Tech1 was showing me a bug bite that he's very concerned about. It's a little swollen. I sent him an educational article about mosquito bites.

So there is some truth about the scene in the Mummy where scarab beetles crawl under people's skin, Eh? Just wrong species, it's worms...

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Did I tell you about the bee incident? I came out of the bath without my glasses, saw a black shaped thing on my paw, thought it was a mosquito and batted at it. Turned out to be a bee and I hit it into my Paw.Yeow!

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Cover Turtle, my paw is a lot better now, thanks. It's a bit stiff but at least it's not painful, so I can walk on it fine. I wouldn't try running though.

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Eh if there's any state that would pay Freehold to have s*x, you bet he'd immigrate lol.

And I watched in a TV programme about jobs, people are paid to inseminate cows with bull semen. And shipping bull semen is cheaper and more reliable then shipping an entire bull, makes sense that you'd do artificial insemination.

This bull's semen goes for $3000!

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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
You don't mind lifting 80 pounds in 90 degree temps do you.
Why yes. Yes, I do.

I can't lift 80 pounds whatever temperature it is.

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Sterling Archie Andrews wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Cover Turtle wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

Do you want Sebastians? Because this is how you get Sebastians!

This is so wrong.... Excuse me while I turn away to puke...


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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
What in the Sam Hell have y'all been up to since I last popped on?

What have YOU been doing?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
What in the Sam Hell have y'all been up to since I last popped on?
What have YOU been doing?

One presumes that he has been Lording and Presidenting. Possibly even Moorlucking.


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Just a Mort wrote:
Cover Turtle, my paw is a lot better now, thanks. It's a bit stiff but at least it's not painful, so I can walk on it fine. I wouldn't try running though.

*Gives Mort some back scratches*

Glad to hear it Mort.
Hope for a speedy paw recovery, so you can get back to tearing up the soles of your running shoes.

Just a Mort wrote:
Did I tell you about the bee incident? I came out of the bath without my glasses, saw a black shaped thing on my paw, thought it was a mosquito and batted at it. Turned out to be a bee and I hit it into my Paw. Yeow!

Just a split second twitch reaction…?

or you really need your glasses?
Both?

I'm so number one. Anything landing on me gets brushed off really quick, so getting stung, bitten or the like by some creepy-crawly is something I'm quite familiar with.


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Yo LPM, long time no see.


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I was stung twice on my face by bees, hardly had any swelling, not that I was worried as we were landscaping an allergy center that day.

Still waiting for those super powers.

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I really need my glasses. Myopic, 500-600 ish. And also I have this thing about smack first, think later, since generally mosquitoes don't hang around long for you to smack.


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So I had no idea that Hermione was really paying attention, all those times we listened to the Hamilton soundtrack in the car, until she was cleaning a window today at school and she held up the spray bottle, took ten paces away from the window, turned and fired.
At least she didn't sing.


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"Take that, fiend!" *squirt, squirt, squirt*


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Almost quitting time. Good night, everyone.


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G'night, John.


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lisamarlene wrote:

So I had no idea that Hermione was really paying attention, all those times we listened to the Hamilton soundtrack in the car, until she was cleaning a window today at school and she held up the spray bottle, took ten paces away from the window, turned and fired.

At least she didn't sing.

Good practice for the inevitable gentleman's pistol duel eh?


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captain yesterday wrote:

Great, now they're saying my pillars are "too massive"

Um, they're f*!*ing pillars, what did you expect!

FAWTL should be PG, not XXX. Keep your "pillar" to yourself.


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229 posts I wonder if anyone else is still playing catch up.


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Also Tim is one of my favorites for sure. the only one in the bat family that was close to an optimist.


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Vanykrye wrote:
Crap. Hamster's around. Now we have to be either productive or necessary.

That's it! I am out of here!


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Netflix's Voltron - Legendary Defender is pretty damn awesome.


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Sharoth wrote:
Netflix's Voltron - Legendary Defender is pretty damn awesome.

I keep meaning to catch up on that. I didn't quite finish the first season. And that was before the second season came out.


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It's weird that infants' shorts have pockets, yet pants for adult women do not.


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I would be much more interested in watching NASCAR if the goal was to be the 4th one across the line.


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It must have been tough to be one of the original developers of Google. After all, you couldn't just Google how to fix your errors.


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If it was mandatory that everyone worked 2 years of retail and/or customer service between the ages of 16 and 20, then the world would be a very different place.


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If someone from the 1960s heard you talk about "SkyMall", they would probably have a very different, and much cooler, vision of what that would be.


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Scabs are natural, man-made bandages.

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