Snooki's page

Wanna smoosh?

But if they don't have beards they aren't Dwarves. They're Snookis.

Did somebody say my name?!

Wanna smoosh?

Snooki wrote:

But if my baby is due in November, won't the world have already ended in December?

Or did I get that backwards? Months confuse me.

*drinks cough syrup*

Crap. I forgot you could summon attention w****s by speaking their name. My bad. Sorry everyone.

Wanna smoosh?

But if my baby is due in November, won't the world have already ended in December?

Or did I get that backwards? Months confuse me.

*drinks cough syrup*

What's a petition?

I believe something I just saw on Facebook made me want to throw up in my mouth a little.

I believe my fan page can do that to people.

Aberzombie wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Nekkid soap opera digest?

Sounds like one of the ways True Blood could go bad.

Depends on who's doing the nekkid. If it's Sookie? Mmmmmm.....

When I scrolled past this, I read Snooki, and I was all O_o.

You know you wanna see this...

*disrobes*

Just because I'm 8 months pregnant doesn't mean we can't smoosh...

Where do I sit? On your lap? Why is the room spinning?

I dunno. Some guy called "The Circumstance" told me there was a party here! That sounds great, because I need a drink. This bottle of cough syrup is almost gone!

Wanna smoosh?

Dear Spanky,

Wanna smoosh?

Wanna smoosh?

Hey there, Barbarian.

I like a nice strong barely-dressed savage. Wanna smoosh?

How did I manage to write a book?

Studpuffin wrote:

Just remember to wear a condom...

Wear two. You really don't want to know how many others have been doing the dew too.

I used to be called "The Dew." I'll let you guess why.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours

*drags butt across carpet*

(This was supposed to be a Snarky Poodle post, but I decided I like it better this way.)

Pop culture post.

Rathendar wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Rathendar wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Uri: Jenny's thinking about getting that GL costume you posted. :D

You know I will demand photos.

And if she gets it, they will be posted!

GL costume?

/piqued

Green Lantern

It's not the exact one Uri posted, but I likey anyway.

hmm. i find your comments interesting and insightful, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

(!)

As a side note, i think that one was based on the costume the orange skinned girl switched to when she came to earth.

Who, Snookie?

It's not orange, it's spray tan!

Wanna smoosh?

Still looking for some boobs over here!

Ooh! Is this a wet t-shirt contest?!

*starts hosing herself down*

Snooki wrote:

Did somebody say my name???

Aren't you supposed to be in Atlanta for Wrestlemania??

You small, stoopid, smelly sasquatch slut.....

I just love all those juiced-up wrestlers!

Did somebody say my name???

But we now have 2 6's!!!!

I'm at least a 7!

Go ahead, ladies, give me a feel. Soft and silky, right?

Wanna smoosh?

Your alias made me laugh out loud...

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I'm on video? I probably look terrible....

s*!@, I thought you were Snooki... except you weren't dripping as much.

What are you talkin' about? I'm not dripping! I...

Oh...

Well I'm not cleaning that up.

Wanna smoosh?

*shudder*

"She/it frightens me."

"I am right in guessing that it's female aren't I?"

It's okay, I get that a lot.

Especially when I'm not wearing a top.

I had a fever once......

I've had all kinds of viruses and infections. You learn to get used to it.

Losers.

Hey, is it true that you horses are hung like a horse?

*throws up under a barstool*

Can I be a wench?

*passes out on the deck*

Um, who's Snooki?

Ooh, another strong man!

*takes a swig of cough syrup*

Somebody told me there was a party here!

*wakes up in a pool of her own fluids*

Wow, this place is a wild as everyone said it was!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{switches CJ's mouse with a Steve Jobs-approved no button mouse}

THE TORTURE!!!

Your black turtleneck-that-ties-in-the-back is already in the mail.

NO!!

It puts the turtleneck on it's skin, or it gets the Snooki again.

Did somebody say my name?! Where's the party?

*takes a swig of cough syrup*

Uh oh. It's time to reapply my orange spray tan. Can one of you hunky guys get my back?

Snooki wrote:

What do jacks like to do in their free time?

** spoiler omitted **

We're not that desperate......yet.

Well when you are, you know where to find me.

*passes out on the pool table*

That looked nothing like me.

My eyeshadow is purple.

Smoosh smoosh?

What do jacks like to do in their free time?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

Snooki, but she'll be back! ;P

Did somebody say my name? Ooh, aren't you a hunk!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Thats right I said it!!!** spoiler omitted **

{uses Magic EraserTM on fake troll} Hey, you're not a real troll! Look, I can shake you and your hair doesn't stand straight-up.

Hmmm, you aren't under the influence of something, are you? I know the Jacks have a cheap lemonade stand, but you need to be careful; that stuff is moonshine strong enough to strip the paint off a car or a lobbyist swarm off a politician.*

* The judges would also accept "strip the orange off a Snooki."

Did you just ask me to strip? Because I totally will.

Snooki wrote:

Hey, you guys kinda look like me.

That's awful rude!

Snooki wrote:

Wanna smoosh?

And now you're making threats?!

Maybe you should go visit the Jacks Clubhouse? They've got a 24/7 bar, a pool, and very few girls... they'd LOVE you there. {tries best fake smile}

I drunk-puked in their pool.

My eyes...some one deck her again!!

Wanna smoosh?

Hey, you guys kinda look like me.

taig wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

taig wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ghosting again??

Gary needs a badger on his staff. :)

So many evil twists on this come to mind...

too easy.... ;P

That thought had crossed my mind, but I figured Urizen wasn't around. :)

Who needs a drow when there's a Jack handy? We serve innuendo on ice! :P

Yeah but can you serve a margarita on ice?

This party's lame.

Snooki wrote:

Yeaaaah!

I heard that there was a party in here!

*takes a swig of rubbing alcohol*

Woohoo!

*vomits in swimming pool*

You seem to be my kind of gal....

SPLOOOOORRRRTCH!!!

You're cute.

Wanna smoosh?

Yeaaaah!

I heard that there was a party in here!

*takes a swig of rubbing alcohol*

Woohoo!

*vomits in swimming pool*

Generally annoying.

Snooki wrote:

Dark Solnes wrote:

Snooki wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

eyes Mac's skull

Mmmmm.....brainnnnsssss

I'd give you mine but I don't remember where I left it.

MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE!!!

I'm so drunk...

*throws up*

I'm MUFF CABBAGE?!?!?!? I'M MUFF CABBAGE!?!?!?! You're the dirty whore who keeps throwing up!!! WHO'S THE MUFF CABBAGE NOW SLUT!?!?!?!

...

Wanna smoosh?

Snooki wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

eyes Mac's skull

Mmmmm.....brainnnnsssss

I'd give you mine but I don't remember where I left it.

MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE!!!

I'm so drunk...

*throws up*

eyes Mac's skull

Mmmmm.....brainnnnsssss

I'd give you mine but I don't remember where I left it.