Hungry Jack |
Hungry Jack wrote:Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers!
Certainly better than the Hungry Jack® byproducts. Did you smell what he did to the bathroom?! The robots won't even go in there!
Time to round up some peasants.
Hungry Jack®'s breakfast did not agree with him yesterday morning. Hungry Jack® suspects someone may have been trying to secretly poison him by switching out his normal pancakes for something from those Bisquick® bastards.
Hungry Jack |
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
lynora-Jill |
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;PJack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.
Bear on a Unicycle |
lynora-Jill wrote:If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.Jack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Can I get stamps too?
Captain Jack |
Jack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Aye, I am looking forward to it too.
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Oh, it's a movie studio. For those kind of movies. I get it. ;P
Captain Jack |
Cultist of Jack wrote:Dat is what I thought I was doing.General Mauser VonEsandem wrote:Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
Maybe lad, but not a soul can understand ye with that accent.
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Oh, it's a movie studio. For those kind of movies. I get it. ;PJack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
*rolls eyes*
Well, I should hope so, dear. It's your company. I just run it. ;P
General Mauser VonEsandem |
General Mauser VonEsandem wrote:Maybe lad, but not a soul can understand ye with that accent.Cultist of Jack wrote:Dat is what I thought I was doing.General Mauser VonEsandem wrote:Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
Vat?
Jack the Stripper |
lynora-Jill wrote:If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.Jack Hammer wrote:A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Did you try?
Sebastian Bella Sara Charter Superscriber |
Sebastian wrote:Losers.Hungry Jack® wonders if, perhaps, the pony is simply jealous because his own cult never lasted very long.
What! No! Never. My cult didn't last long because we had a long-standing policy of sacrificing the members. It's not that I'm jealous of the Cult of Jack or anything.
No...not me...I'm tough...
~sob~