Ah, I see my evil minions have already began to infiltrate. Keep up the good work Snooki.
Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers!
Certainly better than the Hungry Jack® byproducts. Did you smell what he did to the bathroom?! The robots won't even go in there!
Time to round up some peasants.
Time to round up some peasants.
Agreed. The Jack-a-pult is getting cob webs on it.
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Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers!
Certainly better than the Hungry Jack® byproducts. Did you smell what he did to the bathroom?! The robots won't even go in there!
Time to round up some peasants.
Hungry Jack®'s breakfast did not agree with him yesterday morning. Hungry Jack® suspects someone may have been trying to secretly poison him by switching out his normal pancakes for something from those Bisquick® bastards.
Losers.Hungry Jack® wonders if, perhaps, the pony is simply jealous because his own cult never lasted very long.
Mmmmm....pony burgers and pancakes
Losers.
Ah, the green eyed monster shows its face again.
Losers.
Hey, is it true that you horses are hung like a horse?
*throws up under a barstool*
Losers.Hey, is it true that you horses are hung like a horse?
*throws up under a barstool*
Cool! We might get to see a donkey, er horsey show!
My standards are pretty low, and even I am sickened by the thought.
*throws up in Snooki's hair.*
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Did somebody order a stripper?
*puts on funky music*
"Oookay...this is new....what the hell...."
*sits down to watch the show*
I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
"Oookay...this is new....what the hell...."
*sits down to watch the show*
I'll tell you what: I'll do a little dance if you help me bury this body.
Done! I've got a nice spot under the foundation of the new studio we're building. ;)
Stride into the clubhouse and finds a good place to nap for the evening
Might as well watch the show.
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Agreed. :)
Speaking of which, I don't suppose you have some pancakes made?
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.
If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Can I get stamps too?
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Aye, I am looking forward to it too.
A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Oh, it's a movie studio. For those kind of movies. I get it. ;P
Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
Dat is what I thought I was doing.
Dat is what I thought I was doing.Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
Maybe lad, but not a soul can understand ye with that accent.
Oh, it's a movie studio. For those kind of movies. I get it. ;PA studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
*rolls eyes*
Well, I should hope so, dear. It's your company. I just run it. ;P
Can I be head of company security? I maul gently.
Maybe lad, but not a soul can understand ye with that accent.Dat is what I thought I was doing.Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.
*turns on German Electronica*
Schprockets!
Vat?
If Jack the Stripper had a credit card swipe on his backside he'd probably make more money.A studio?
No wonder we're Angry Jacks.
We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.
Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.
Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P
Did you try?
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Losers.Hungry Jack® wonders if, perhaps, the pony is simply jealous because his own cult never lasted very long.
What! No! Never. My cult didn't last long because we had a long-standing policy of sacrificing the members. It's not that I'm jealous of the Cult of Jack or anything.
No...not me...I'm tough...
~sob~
Can I be head of company security? I maul gently.
I'm pretty sure that won't be a problem. After all we have a strict nepotism policy...any Jack that wants to work for us gets the job. :)
He's around, maybe in rehab
he's around, maybe in rehab.
and poodles
Beer? Don't mind if I do!
*pours a frosty PBR*
Ahhhh...that hits the spot.