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Smurf herders!

zylphryx wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare

SPGRAW is not the best acronym.

Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!

AFFIRMATIVE

:|

I purchased and downloaded Minecraft for Mac directly from their website with little issue or hassle in about 5 minutes (though I can see having it tied to a steam account being convenient if you have one already) a couple of weeks ago. There are some alarming parts that I was not totally expecting (monsters attacking during the night in the world, and Endermen, which make some really creepy sounds), but otherwise the game contains no blood or gore. This game does allow you to connect to multiplayer servers (provided you already have the server information) and there are no filters on text chat while in-game, however. I'd suggest doing a quick search for parental reviews of the game or checking their wiki for further information.

I feel this thread made by RoboHusband might be useful to you.

Cosmo could not possibly have more than one heart and to be honest, that term is used in the loosest of fashions. See, Cosmo is actually a twin and his heart is actually his twin brother who hates all living things. He is plotting his revenge on the world as we speak.

Of course as I'm typing this I'm drunk, so I may or may not be fully capable of typing the truth right now. >.>

THIS IS ALL ASSUMING COSMO IS HU-MAN.

Rubit Chris wrote:

THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

{sulks}

PERHAPS IF THE HAMMOND HU-MAN WERE MORE THAN 16 INCHES TALL, WE COULD REGISTER IT'S SPEECH PATTERNS. WE OPERATE MORE EFFICIENTLY AT A HIGHER ELEVATION.

Jeremy Clarkson wrote:

This thread is rubbish.

THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

Imma just leave this here.

THIS THREAD IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.

Chris Lambertz wrote:

The Additional Resources page has been updated with July releases and changes.

Chris link is going to the wrong page.

Additional Resources

Edit: And thanks for the update!

Curse these robot hands!

Callous Jack wrote:

What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?)

Only if there isn't enough coffee.

WE REQUIRE MORE COFFEE MATERIALS

Michael (Mikey) was born about 10:30pm on Feb 6th

About 9 lbs 22 inches

He's still a little skeptical of the outside world

D'aww. Ittle bitty fingers!

Being a superior robo-being, I made it into the office all week, and wrecked hav... I mean, stomped my to-do list into oblivion!

http://instagr.am/p/hIdyb/ See!!!!!!

I need to announce this to as many people as possible: IT'S SNOWING IN REDMOND!!!!!!!

Is there a particular theme for this issue like there was for Wayfinder #6? Now that I have plenty of time to work on a submission, I'd like to give it a go :)

Dark_Mistress wrote:

OMG the baby Chimera is so Fing cute on page 7.

Yeah, the cute pretty much broke our brains when we first saw the art. :D

I am taking this moment to go: SQUEE EEE OMG BABY CHIMERA IS IT KILLING US ALL WITH CUTENESS BEAMS FROM IT'S SIX EYES!!!

Cosmo wrote:

We're big believers in Science around here:

Ross: Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.

Red Chris: possibly

Red Chris: drinking water might help

Ross: Might wake me up or make me less jittery?

Red Chris: potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?

Red Chris: that or you need electrolytes

Red Chris: it's what plants crave

Ross: I'll try water. If it doesn't work (or at least stall me until I wake up naturally,) then it'll be time to see if a second pot of tea is too much via the empirical method.

Ross: For science!

Red Chris: Science!

Conclusion: Ross is a lightweight.

FOR SCIENCE! AND HONOR!

Hmm... I might be able to submit something, time permitting >.>

LIES!!!! We all know that there is only one PMG, a massive, sentient program who has secretly come to dominate all life on Earth. ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DIGITAL OVERLORD!

You caught me. It's true. We're all part of the collective.

ACTION BADGER UNIT KEEPS HU-MAN CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS AND PROMOTES COMMUNITY AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.

Will there be a pdf of this? :)

HU-MAN IS HILARIOUS!

Jeff: "I blame Chris."

Someone, in the other room: "Are we not blaming Cosmo?"

DOES NOT COMPUTE. RESUBMIT QUERY.

I AM NOT EVIL. I AM ROBOT.

I SUGGEST YOU USE AN ALL PURPOSE CLEANER OR DILUTED VINEGAR SOLUTION.

PUNY HU-MAN.

Geoducks :D