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12 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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I'm, I'm too sexy for that song! Too sexy for that song.

On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk
I'll solve this little case on the catwalk.


I'm too sexy for bedbugs, too sexy for bedbugs, on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk I'm going to spray for bedbugs on the catwalk.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

OK. I gotta admit, I wasn't surprised, but I was disappointed, when I Googled "Kidz Bop I Touch Myself" and nothing came up...

... the relief is real.

that song was an important part of my life. Came out when I turned 12.

The jokes write themselves at this point.

I'm too sexy for myself, too sexy for myself. On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, I shake my little wang on the catwalk!


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I'm too sexy for my name, too sexy for my name!

On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, I get subpoenaed for my name on the catwalk.


It was Red Herring! I know it! On the catwalk!


I'm too contrary for your Mary.
Yeah, too contrary for your Mary.
On the catwalk, yeah, the catwalk.
I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk.


On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.


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I'm too sexy for your earworm, to sexy for your earworm.
On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk.
I'm gonna plant my little earworm on the catwalk.


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That's okay, multiple posts quoting Right Said Fred has left my mind a shell of what it once was.

*sigh* on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I left my little brain on the catwalk.

*starts sobbing*


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Freehold DM wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
The heat made me sleep through much of the day today. I did manage to make it down to my storage space to search for the comics I want fees perry to autograph, but the oppressive heat kept me from making it allllll the way into the back. Still, I have two gold bricks for him to sign.
really? fees perry? FRED PERRY!

I'm too sexy for your fees, too sexy for your fees, on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, I'm gonna shake my autograph on the catwalk.


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On the catwalk, the catwalk is where I'll send Scooby to look for clues
On the catwalk, the catwalk is where he'll go for a Scooby snack.


I'm too sexy.
Too sexy for your mystery
On the catwalk, the catwalk
Is where Scooby found the clue.