Well a man come back following some clues
Said some demons been set loose, some peasants been abused
Some eyrines blew up a building, some phantom stole a cart
Somebody got away, somebody didn't get too far yeah
They didn't get too far
Eando told the ten now back in my day son
pathfinders had an answer for the wicked ones
take all the witches hexes and that old banshee
Round up all them bad boys wrap em all in lead sheets
and don't let nobody see
Evil is the one thing you will always find
gotta draw your pentagrams, gotta double check your lines
with the arcane metals we'll lock em all up in tombs
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
we raise up our glasses against evil forces
Seal evil in cans, Eando Endorses.
She packed my haversack with scrolls of flight
Zero spells that don't go blam
and Dc's gonna be high as a kite by then
I'll crush their souls so much they lose their life
It's only the arms race
that drives a one round fight
Oh I think it's gonna be a long long time
till count down brings my round again they find
I'm not the newb they think I am cause Gnome
oh no no no I'm playing rocket tag...
Rocket tag burning baddies right down to bone
"Probably best I don't meet up with her again. I think the impression from the flat of my scimitar is going to be harder to get out of her than the spare parts....."
As a member of a large family of kitsune, we've learned to stock up on potions of ant haul in case you get strength drained, or you don't want to look like an uncultured clod getting encumbered swinging on a chandelier to rescue the innocents.
Saranrae has a church. All the time i spent sle..erm. praying in there, she calls me in the middle of a battle when i'm lying on the ground with my head gashed open.
In fairness I probably was calling for her a lot...
Sung to the tune of 50 ways to say goodbye
By ghoul been paralyzed
Cry elsewhere they advised
Won’t explode now like I should
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
You wanna risk a thousand lives do you
You’re gonna be the one I’m disposing of
But you don't want me to
when the eyes of the ten they are upon you
Any wrong you do, they're gonna see.
When you're in Absolom, look behind you,
For that's where the ten are gonna be...
The fun part of PFS and the undefined time between scenarios is that years of soul-searching and atonement can happen off-screen, while you're on a short boat trip between parts 2 and 3 of a series.
also have a chaotic swashbuckler going paladin. What i had in my head was pretty much assault on the wound, so when i ran that I gave him the credit for it.
"I saw very brave people individually rushing into combat... to their deaths. They were brave. they were skilled. They were dashing.. and they were dashed to splinters. Because they stood alone. Against this level of threat we need to unite and stand together, or be struck down individually"
some day your prints will come
some day you'll cheese again
And away to the dungeon we'll go
to be powered up more than they know
Some day when spring is here
We'll find cons anew
and tengu will sing
and monks get a new ring
Some day when my dreams come true
Here's hoping that this book is actually popular enough to lead to us getting a hardcover Campaign Setting book. That way we can get setting details AND additional character options at the same time ;)
Right now we still know next to nothing about these races in Golarion. Do we know of even a single leader level NPC of *any* of the "beast races"? Half of these races don't even have a single home town or organization to their names. We just kind of have a vague sense of what regions they live in and what their general tendencies and themes are.
** spoiler omitted **
..and the people you talk to could be kitsune. Anywhere. At any time.
Taking levels of paladin on a swashbuckler was something I was considering, but didn't fit the character.
Then the worldwound metaplot came about, and taldor moved from a bunch of fop nobles to something with a true sense of noblesse obligee which made it a natural progression for the character.
Dervish dance: You cannot use this feat if you are carrying a weapon or shield in your off hand.
Still usable with two weapon fighting for a punch or a spell
I don't know how long that will remain open though. But for the time being, the church of saranrae welcomes the magi back. Their pews are still there.Just watch the tails of all the kitsune on your way in.
I don't think there's anything "graceful" about Cayden Cailean. Or sword and pistol users. Or swinging on chandeliers.
Just sayin'.
Chandalier swinging is a time honored tradition of swashbucklers everywhere. Swashbucklers spend years honing their skills to swing from them with grace, style, and penache!
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
Probably a good thing I'm a natural shapechanger or I never would have gotten out of rabbit form...
Rounds up a few servants and directs them to start hauling the baggage in. After a moment he sighs, picks up a small trunk and OMFS, trying to haul it in while one of the serving women easily hauls off two larger sized containers.
If there are multiple Sovereign Court PCs at the table, and one of them accomplishes this goal:
Sovereign Court Recruitment wrote:
Recruit a named NPC aristocrat, noble, ambassador, or similar figure to cooperate with the faction with a successful Diplomacy or Knowledge (nobility) check (DC = 14 + your character level + 3 for each of this goal’s checked boxes).
Does every Sovereign Court PC at the table get to check off a box? Or does each Sovereign Court PC need to make the check, and can multiple PCs attempt the check with the same NPC?
Riding coattails to fame is a time honored courtly tradition.
If you're asking what the inner sea can do for you, your pocket book and your wardrobe rather than what you can do for the inner sea then the exchange is having a market day.
While accepting that the trappings of nobility are neccesary to be taken seriously, we should recognize that such a lifestyle comes with a commensurate level of responsibility to lead by example.
Reynards rather delicate looking sharp pointy teeth can't help but be seen every time he opens his mouth
Yes, one nobleman. A brave, hearty soul shining a light into the world.. but ultimately alone. Where were his retainers, his Peasant levies? The items and artifacts mouldering away in private musuems and sitting over the fireplaces? The ulfen guard acting as vanguard to a glorious charge?
My apologies my lady, but it was only through working around the nobility that we were able to raise as much of an army that we did. The nobility offered no assistance, at all. We were forced to cobble together a hodge podge, disparate group of troops. Brave, noble, and courage troops it is true, but still only a handful of troops. It was nothing compared to what our glorious empire could have fielded. I fear many of us will pay the price for that.
By ghoul been paralyzed
Cry elsewhere they advised
Won’t explode now like I should
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that worship used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe take the stick out for a while..
Bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye..
But Calistril made me shiver
With every History I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about house thrune on the rise
the demons touched us deep inside
The day Aroden died
Bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye..
Do you trust in mankinds love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Futures tells you so?
But now you believe in state control
O'er the fate of your immortal soul
And should they teach you how to burn real slow?
Well I know that you've been bought with sin
'Cause I saw you calling demons grim
You got down with those Thrunes
And you kissed those black cloven shoes
I was a lowly teenage no name slip
With a blue bellflower and a ready quip
But I knew that I was really whipped
The day Aroden died.
I started singin'bye bye divine Aroden guy
See you later alligators, left all his priests high and dry
the entire church was left all wondering why
Of Abendego there is now a huge Eye...
Of Abendego there is now a huge eye.
Now a hundred years we're on our own
and worms grow fat on banished tomes
But that's not how it used to be
When no devils dined on peasants spleens
and torture wasn't quite routine
but justice came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
That vile wench stole his golden crown
The circle was abjured
The nation started to burn.
Hosseter, and then Jubannich,
both dropped some leaflets on that witch
And Galt rose up quick as a stitch
The day the dead god died
We were singin' bye-bye, divine Aroden guy...
Reynard is aware of the fact that this song was actually developed by house thrune itself. While the lyrics are scandalous, getting through the entire 10 minute song usually leaves the authorities with enough time to arrive and arrest the offending individual.. He thus exits, stage expeditious retreat.
My Archeologists have personalities and backstories that are growing still. (For example, after some amazing acrobatics and climb checks, Shankar now yells 'Parkour!" right before he makes a jump.
Shankar, I'm pretty sure one does not yell parkour, one simply does parkour. ;)
Having seen what happens when people run around all pel mel trying to do their own thing, I'm starting to consider some serious life choices and whether a group such as this could provide a little more much needed organization to Avistivan.
Bump once more. I'm gonna keep doing this once or twice a day most days until we get an official answer.
So FAQ this for that official answer folks!
If only to shut me up...;)
Please don't poke the devs. they're busy with con season.
I was the swashbuckler above. Just venting humerously about the dungeon where everything was immune to damage one way or another. Swashbucklers are kind of marginal on damage as it is, having everything under the sun ignore half of it is just painful.
I'd like to get precision damage better defined too. I had a swashbuckler in a game this weekend in pfs, and this exact issue came up. Based on my data i had ruled that precision was blocked from concealment just like sa was. I still think that was the right call but getting this clarified would be nice.
While monsters immune to precision damage aren't that common in the monster manuals, they seem to show up a LOT in adventures. I swear every other fight I'm doing half damage to these things. If i see one more earth elemental I swear I'm hiring a dwarven digging company.
By ghoul been paralyzed
Cry elsewhere they advised
Won’t explode now like I should
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
You wanna risk a thousand lives do you
You’re gonna be the one I’m disposing of
But you don't want me to
By ghoul been paralyzed
Cry elsewhere they advised
Won’t explode now like I should
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
You wanna risk a thousand lives do you
You’re gonna be the one I’m disposing of
But you don't want me to
The problem with True Primitive is that it's illiterate and cannot EVER learn to read even after multiclassing. This is a pretty huge disadvantage in PFS scenarios, and from a RP perspective, it doesn't make sense that someone who is so superstitious that they will never learn to read or write would join an organization that purpose is to chronicle knowledge.
Kitsune Pathfinder bard to the venture captain: So we were in this jungle and we were attacked by dinosaurs and this guy saved us! He Jumped out of the jungle, leaped on the back of the dinosaur and stabbed it through the eye with a bone dagger... a... bone.. dagger. Can we keep him? I promise I'll walk him and bathe him and get him some clothes. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?" *tailwag*
Humans are Xenophobic and speciest in the extreme. If its not a human (or sometimes an elf or a dwarf) they treat them as vermin to be exterminated or a potential corpse to be looted.
