Toff Ornelos

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I dated an oozemorph skinwalker once. Good Times.


Yall preberbly bleave in thet "circulear spericle erth thery" insteda flat planet common sensical observabion datas. Hell i betcha bleave they aint faked the moon landing!!!


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I need to get a tweeter or whatever its called.


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all i know is if you eat the Sawney Brand Baked Beans,..........stay away from the little bits of bacon......


I always thought we should design some kind of designer plague to eradicate all the kobolds, until I had an omelet made from kobold eggs.

Then I decided we should keep them around.


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I'm yo huckleberry.


"I shewt uh grew."


"Boyew dayum ribinoore! I kiyya! I kiyya daid! Beshtuh GIT!"


As to whether he should count? The thread says "married yer cousin."
I don't know why the hell he wouldn't count. It doesn't say "married yer cousin, with irrefutable proof you consummated the marriage."


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The NPC wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
The NPC wrote:
Dwayne Dibbley wrote:
Edgar Allan Poe married his first cousin......seems like a legit thing to do, and should totally work out.
His adopted cousin.
I've never heard that she was adopted. I have heard that she was 13 at the time of the wedding and Edgar and Virginia never consummated their marriage. But I've never heard that she wasn't really his cousin.
As I understand it he was the adopted one and even if they were blood related should he really count? They consummated and as far as I know they never had a romantic/sexual inclination for each other.

they was too full blooded cousins.

I don't know iffin they poodaddled or not. Wasn't there.


The NPC wrote:
Dwayne Dibbley wrote:
Edgar Allan Poe married his first cousin......seems like a legit thing to do, and should totally work out.
His adopted cousin.

Oh. well thet thar's arrite. She ain't thredded up is his broodmate then.


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Iffin sumbuz is yer cousan AND yer sister, them's bad tuh raise up seed upon.
Alser, iffin sumbuz is yer graymaw, AND is yer maw, thet ther's a bad idee.
Corse, I gots no SINE tifickal everdense. Mainway's just anecdotal.

Thet's why I mainly tends to go poodaddlin' round with cosmic beins from the outer darkness of spase.


How Bout Keziah Mason?


rekkin.


ayup.


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I'm cutting open a fish to celebrate.


Enny buddy els gata hankerin fer sum long pig?


ayup


Nyarlathotep


Your mama lives in the Witch House!


Lord Fyre wrote:
Old Man Whateley wrote:

I know, right?

If that's the case, well why don't you hand me your box of pet roaches? You got no use for em!

Why would I have a box of pet roaches?

Quit holding out on us! Freakin skinflint! Roach bogarter!


I know, right?

If that's the case, well why don't you hand me your box of pet roaches? You got no use for em!


Huzzzzah!


So, when is Logue gonna write some more gnarly AP installments?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Pippa. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!


And some t'cho t'cho bacon.

OMMMMMMnomnomnomnom!!!!


Nicolas Logue wrote:
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As if I would sully myself with such a notion...just to prove myself the master of razor coast...

Keep your mitts off my campaign setting, damn your eyes!

We don't need color; I'm a dichromat anyway. Just need 50 Shades of Pett.....


$40,408 is what was in Marsalis Wallace's briefcase.

Pity, that Jules and Vincent had to reclaim it from the unfortunate.......Mr. Flock o' Seagulls and co........


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What does Wilbur Whately look like?
Brett: Whately?
Jules: What planet you from?
Brett: Whately?
Jules: Whately ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Whately?
Brett: Whately?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*&++!$*$!+&! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Wilbur Whately looks like!
Brett: Whately, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say Whately again. SAY WHATELY AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, $%^*%$@@. Say Whately one more #^*%^*& time.
Brett: He's uh...weird...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's got goat legs...
Jules: Yes,
Brett: .....uh, and a buncha tentacles coming out his abdomen,....
Jules: Does he look like a b#&*!?
Brett: Whately?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B+%~!?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to $%#&^ him like a b+$!%, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to #%&$ him. And Wilbur Whately don't like to be #$%^* by anybody, except his sister!


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You know what they call a quarter pounder wit cheese in Innsmouth?

A "BLURGLNURBLERGLBRBLRBLR."

You know why they call it theat? Metric system. They don't know what a quarter pound is.

Plus they all got fish heads.


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Check out th' big brain-in-the-jar on Brad!


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Gimme my shining trapezohedron.

It's the one that says Bad Motherftagh'n on it.


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Just because you are a character,.....doesn't mean you have any character.....


If I knew it was this kinda party, I woulda stuck my tentacle in the mashed potatoes!


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MissingNo wrote:

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You just said "my hovercraft is full of eels" in R'lyehian.


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If Nyarlathotep is runnin' to get there, must be a happenin' scene!