Name a baby girl Cthulhu

[Sigil]

Have you ever wanted to name a baby cthulhu? Not yours maybe but some else's? Here is your big chance...

Cthulhu

[Jaelithe]

There's something wrong both with voting for Cthulhu and considering it.

I mean, at least Hastur sounds vaguely feminine—like Hester.

Couldn't bring myself to vote. Name your own kid, you twits.

[Lord Snow]

I voted for "Salad". Couldn't resist, really. If they somehow give birth to a male Italian little brother for the girl, I believe the name Ceaser would be well placed.

[Orfamay Quest]

This seems deeply unfair to the little girl in question.

[Krensky]

Reasons why children kill their parents #47.

[Sigil]

In fairness, the parents state that they will reject a result that is too wacky, and Amelia is only a few votes out from the lead so you could be the guy that takes Cthulhu away from the rest of us. :)

[zylphryx]

Had to run with Rose for the middle name ... it seemed to fit with Cthulhu ..

[Old Man Whateley]

How Bout Keziah Mason?

[Lamontius]

excerpts from a newspaper, circa 2032...

"...the daughter, Cthulu McLaughlin, allegedly entered the bedroom while he was sleeping and bludgeoned her father to death with a claw hammer."

[DungeonmasterCal]

A friend once named a litter of kittens Cthulhu, Azathoth, Hastur, Shub-Niggurath, and Nyarlathotep. The kittens' mother was named Rae and the father was named Lab-Rat.

Yeah, I had a pretty strange group of friends back in those days. Thank the good Lord they're still my friends. :)

[Jaelithe]

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

A friend once named a litter of kittens Cthulhu, Azathoth, Hastur, Shub-Niggurath, and Nyarlathotep. The kittens' mother was named Rae and the father was named Lab-Rat.

Yeah, I had a pretty strange group of friends back in those days. Thank the good Lord they're still my friends. :)

Yeah ... you might have been sacrificed otherwise. >:)

Which "good Lord," by the way, are you talking about? Jehovah? Ahura Mazda? Azathoth? ;)

[LazarX]

Jaelithe wrote:

Which "good Lord," by the way, are you talking about? Jehovah? Ahura Mazda? Azathoth? ;)

Phil?

[Shadowborn]

If the guy was letting the Internet choose his new name, fine. People already give their kids enough stupid names without help from the unwashed masses.

[Jaelithe]

LazarX wrote:

Jaelithe wrote:

Which "good Lord," by the way, are you talking about? Jehovah? Ahura Mazda? Azathoth? ;)

Phil?

As in the Greek word for "love"? Good choice! :P

[Kirth Gersen]

Is "Pilot Inspektor" already taken?

[Krensky]

Major Major.

[BigNorseWolf]

Krensky wrote:

Major Major.

She should go into the army.

[Jeff Erwin]

Cthylla is a cuter name.

[Jaelithe]

Jeff Erwin wrote:

Cthylla is a cuter name.

And if her brother's a good eater, Ctharybdis?

[BigNorseWolf]

Jeff Erwin wrote:

Cthylla is a cuter name.

Cthylla, you're eating my heart

You're warping my concepts reality

Oh, Cthylla, I'm down on my knees

I'm begging you please to go home...

[Jaelithe]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Jeff Erwin wrote:

Cthylla is a cuter name.

Cthylla, you're eating my heart

You're warping my concepts reality

Oh, Cthylla, I'm down on my knees

I'm begging you please to go home...

Who would have thought that gaping maw hid such a sly sense of humor, Fenris?

[Bob Sothoth]

Ia! Ia!

[Drejk]

Lamontius wrote:

excerpts from a newspaper, circa 2032...

"...the daughter, Cthulu McLaughlin, allegedly entered the bedroom while he was sleeping and bludgeoned her father to death with a claw hammer."

That clearly will be justified homicide.

[BigNorseWolf]

Jaelithe wrote:

Who would have thought that gaping maw hid such a sly sense of humor, Fenris?

Anyone that saw me eat the comedian.