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I will be bowing out as well.


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Miro sighs and tries to wriggle out of his manacles. If we rip our thumbs off, we can use that and the blood to wiggle out.

Dexterity: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16


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I'm here, and soon to be drowned.


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Miro is one angry, angry halfling. When he thought that he had a managed to find his way to freedom and make a life for himself he had ended up HERE! Shackled once again to be sold like a bag of turnips.

He had fumed and mutters and would have glared holes into the wall if he was able to but was still trapped here.

So when the storm hit and everything went flying he was disappointed that he wouldn't be able to strangle a pirate with his chains and would instead drown, cahined to his bunk.


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0 level characters. Sounds like something right out of Dungeon Crawl Classics!

Miro was an on the run halfling from Cheliax who had managed to get to Andoraian and get apprenticed to a brewer so he could establish a life for himself.

Then he got kidnapped.

Miro is an angry, angry halfling.


Rollen,rollen rollen: 1d100 ⇒ 73


Miro likes beer.


Mito Took here. Would be brewer and desperately wishing he was somewhere else.


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Dang it. Sigh. Looks like we lost Mini


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Merry Christmas


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You have done a great job! We do need to stop the curse so perhaps cutting away the fat might help(In fact I have seen posts that people do this, get to the curse and then do the other stuff afterwards)


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Sir Barksalot, would you accompany us for some prime meat dog snacks? I have a contact who is in touch with a 2nd cousin's uncle who can get me a great deal on them.


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Off to storm the castle!


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Be sure to split up to cover more ground


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Hope everyone had a good day. So, we going into the pit?


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Well if his ex-mayorship isn't here, let us head down Miro goes into stealth mode
Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (20) + 20 = 40


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Sabotage the plumbing. Sounds right up our alley, betcha I have to go down a toilet again.


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Pit fiend, so I take it this is one that is one of the big boys.


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I guess we need to find her then? Too bad we don't have anything Barksalot can sniff


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A contract? LIke someone sold their soul so this Leebaga heats the water? Any idea what kind of devil?


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Yes


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I suspect any of the guard has either been burned to a crisp or eaten by devils. Plus decided that they aren't getting paid enough to explore the big flaming pillars.


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Why am I not surprised that there is a big devil summoning thing marked out by the flames? No doubt all the cities in Cheliax are arranged in a big pentagram.


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Miro moves in as well


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Hissss

Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Tram's ankles start looking tasty.

Halflings have large interconnected families


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Let's get snwaking. Miro heads down

Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (9) + 20 = 29


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Knows a person who knows a person. Might be able to rustle up a devil slayer.


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Doomy doom. We need an expert for this, someone who can rip and tear the devils


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I got this blessed crossbow, but that is about it.


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Hm...Pillars of flame or Tarvi. Pillars of flame or Tarvi..


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Miro followed, making sure to stay out of the way of any projectiles.


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So should we go investigate the big fire cloud?


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If he means Thrune, then that is a concern. I think they like 'A peaceful land and quiet people' more than noisy heros. We could try to keep things looking good on the surface but do stuff like put massive taxes on slavery and paperwork.


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Of course, our mayor can't risk himself by adventuring.


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Miro lets Tram and Exxor browbeat the mayor.


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Miro gets ready to stab


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Miro wonders is cousin Alana or Cousin's sister's brother's cousin twice removed Sharla would be a better choice of secretary.


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Miro sneaks back to the table and looks casual. I have some family members with excellent secretary skills and can kill you from across the room with a pen.


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Miro runs for the hills!


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Miro keeps hiding


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Miro gets out of the way of the Dire Tarvi

Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (19) + 20 = 39


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Frank pees in the Mayor's ale when he isn't looking.


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Miro picks his teeth


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Miro is here, lurking like a halfling that is trying to keep out of kicking range of any halfling kickers.


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Why would our respected mayor leave the city when there is a crisis?


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Miro goes ahead to get the others


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Store sounds good


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Miro starts thinking of places to 'let him go'. Maybe a nice retirement spot in the Knot.


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Where to?


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Miro winks

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