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I really try to avoid such conflicts and I debated about posting this, but I feel it's necessary to be said:

There are people in this world that are going to think different, act different and flat out BE different from you. It doesn't mean that they are bad or need to be "pooped" on elsewhere.

If all you are going to do is surround yourself with like minded people, you will learn jack in this life. Life is meant to be experienced with people who are different. You know EVERY person on paizo comes from a different background and experiences, and when something inflammatory is posted here or elsewhere, what do you expect? Everybody to agree? Ain't gonna happen.

I happen to be very good friends with people whose politics differ from mine and it hasn't affected our relationship one bit. STOP HAVING SUCH THIN SKIN. You see something you don't like, don't post under it. The PMG made this wonderful thread delete option and I suggest that it get used more.

This isn't one of those "wah wah wah, I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" posts, but I think I'm really done here. You all take care of yourselves and remember to love.


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We already have this. It's called FAWTL.

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Congrats Shiney!!!!!!!!!

One piece of advice, don't stop dating. :)

Good luck!

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I just found out that someone I've been working with for awhile is really good friends with the pony.

The only issue I have with it is that I've known her longer than I've known Sebastian.

CHECK YOUR FRIENDS!!!! They could be potential spies for the Pony Regime!!!

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If the druid doesn't like getting mounted, it's always better when they struggle anyway.

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Slaughtering PC's in Worlds Largest Dungeon!

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
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The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:

Ah Man now I am going to have that song in my head the rest of the day.

Thanks alot Moorluck I am blaming you if my wife divorces me she needs to drive me into town and I WILL BE SINGING that SONG when she picks me up. She may even kill me. Let that be on your conscience.

You're assuming that the LPM has a conscience. :P
Hey! I have a conscience, somebody gave me one at my bachelor party.... I don't remember what I did with it though.
Keeping it with your marbles?

I dunno? Maybe? Let me check....

Looks in underwear for a moment.

....nope, not there.

Heh....that's what she said.

:P

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Freehold DM wrote:
I just got serenaded by all of my players(save my wife) in my all girl game! This is the greatest birthday ever!!!!!

But did they sing to you wearing chain mail bikinis?

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Outside of certain actors from a old sci fi show, and our own illustrious Jeremy... RED GREEN is the best damn import from Canada.

Dude..... Kids in the Hall?

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I'd post a really thought provoking, drawn out message here for your birthday Freehold, but I put it up on your Facebook page instead.

:P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Adam Daigle wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
...makes me want to get the brain bleach.
Helpful tip: You can substitute tequila, whiskey or gin for the bleach. The downside is you have to use more, but the good side is that you can apply it to your mouth instead, so no nasty incisions.

How about bourbon?


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Why pony request? Are we all riding Sebastian?

That is highly inappropriate and disturbing.

Plus the thought of the pony all lathered up in sweat and oil just makes me want to get the brain bleach.

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houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jerry Only wrote:
DEVILOCK!
When did the Hulk go grunge?
Around 1990-something with the help of Peter David.
+1
Since when are the Misfits grunge???
The Misfits aren't grunge. The Hulk's grunge. Jeez, get with the program...
But he said. after you devil locked. Man. This is hard.

Heh. That's what she said.

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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: might there be fragments of human soul in there somewhere?

Looks around

Nope. Had to sell it. It's how I got my hottie of a wife. ;)

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Thank you Detroit Lions for shutting EVERY TEBOW FANS MOUTH on Sunday.

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Solnes wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I just cut one so nasty I wonder if something's wrong with me.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

Farts are natural.
Nature is beautiful.
Therefore, farts are beautiful.

Unless, of course, it was one of those unnatural ones....

*giggle*

Farts still make me laugh like I am still in 2nd grade or something.... :P

According to Jenny, women don't fart.

According to my old man, they let their hot air out in other ways.

:P


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stormraven wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
stormraven wrote:
I think dumping Alaska is the easy call and let's give Arizona back to the scorpions.
Are you nuts? If we give up Arizona, then how do we get our whores?
Clearly you haven't watched 'Jersey Shore' if you need to ask that question. :)

Notice I said "whores", not "dirty whores". :P

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
My god. I have found hipster central.

gets the blowtorch, napalm and spork ready

WHERE???

Melrose Ave, L.A.

Then....PREPARE THE SQUIRRELS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hipsters must perish.

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Necromancer wrote:

You know it's frustrating. I really liked Arkham Asylum (excluding the combat challenge maps), but I never forgave Rocksteady and Warner Interactive for requiring Windows Live just to f~##ing save. And now that unholy, abominable, hate-filled software is back for another round and the PC version is delayed yet again. They've really screwed themselves since Saint's Row: The Third releases before the PC port.

No more of my cash Rocksteady. Enough is enough. I'll grab the soundtrack, watch a playthrough online, and forget I ever considered wasting my money.

That's why you get a console. ;)

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

1) Well, crap. it seems like everyone is getting dumped on recently. Condolences to all.

2) We are doing well! Therapy works wonders.

3) THANK YOU PMG!!!!

Other than the depressing stuff, how is everyone?

glad to hear therapy is working.

I didn't know PMG did that too. Man, he is talented.

Seriously, I was thinking about you recently and wondering how things were going. Glad that things seem to be going better.

Things are ALOT better. No more seizures!!!! Brainnn is healthy so teh Zombeh can eat it later.

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I've done anything Political, Religious, "Optimize" and telling me I'm playing my game wrong.

Eye heart PMG.

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My wife. ;)

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So I got good news.

I went to see my neurologist this past week FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!

CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!!! I still haz a brainnnnnn (for consumption later Zombeh.)


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I think Dork Tower says it best.

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Speaking of Ultimate Combat, I gots it for my Birfday!!!!!!!!

Great book!!!! I need to save up for an airship.

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Minor rant...

** spoiler omitted **
And I'm done...

Agreed, and for UC there are a lot of options I would like to try that I don't feel will break the game, and what else can you ask for.:)

Last time I checked (even though this isn't popular opinion), the DM has final say on what can and cannot be used. I evoke that rule constantly.

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Moorluck wrote:
Well folks, I have 7 loads of laundry that needs tending to. I'll catch y'all on the morrow.

FIFY :P

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I'm excited for the new Earth-2. I've always been an Earth-2 supporter and I'm glad they are bringing it back. Hopefully they do it right and have a Golden Age Superman, Batman, WW, etc.

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Lilith wrote:
I like this avatar. Not too many other folks use it though. :)

That's because we all know you'll swallow and eat us whole if we take it.

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For Mistress Sara Marie, Queen of all that is Feline

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Evil Lincoln wrote:
Is this a very-special episode of FAWTL?

No. Those only happen when Urizen is around.

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DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

HE JUST WANTS YOUR BRAINNSSSSSSS!!!!!

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We're getting a new Kitteh on Monday!!!!!!

=^.^=

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WE NEED BttH STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hehe

Teter Tot..... :P


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Aw hell. I didn't know. Sorry guys....

:(

You can take it down.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Beer. Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
It and Fire have a lot in common. :D

Often at the same time. ;)

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lebreton wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
lebreton wrote:
We are down to 12 houses for sale in the subdivision, you better dump that b/s goverment job with all the great perks, holidays, benefits, ect.... and get down here and work for a living. Besides then My god-child can then spend his days with my kids rather than in day care.
He's back!

As Aberzombie's brother, and the keeper of many truths and facts about him, I am only allowed to post here sometimes. If I post too much I may reveal things like:

I have seen him blessed by a priest

I have seen him attack from under a sofa bed, biting the leg of the unsuspecting person who had been sleeping in the bed. (The origin of the Aberzombie)

Never let him near YOUR half of the gaming books before he moves half way across the US, he will never admit to having your Waterdeep box set until you pop to catch some sleep part way into you weekend trip from New Orleans to Canada and your find it on his shelf.

I am interested in what you have to say and would like to find out more for blackmai...I mean subscribe to your newsletter...

<.<

>.>

Yeah....

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Cornielius wrote:
What insanity is this??

[Sparta]THIS IS FAWTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/Sparta]

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JMD031 wrote:
What state is this "FAWLTYcon" held?

Usually in the state of crazy drunk.....

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FHDM loves to snuggle with his stash of Firefly dvds while wearing his Jayne knit cap and Browncoat.


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David Fryer wrote:
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"dude totally got his arm lopped off and fell onto the alter with the naked virgin tied up for sacrifice but then he got up and summoned a fiendish creature to rip the demon's throat out. Blood was everywhere!!!"

The entire reason I played D&D in middle school.

The entire reason I play Pathfinder now.... ;P

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Shadowborn wrote:
If I come across Big Trouble in Little China, then I find I'm unable to change the channel.

Glad to know I'm not the only one. :D

But another one for me is Ghostbusters. It's on, I watch it.

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People who speed up to pass you, just to pull in front of you and turn right/left. Annoys me to no end...