Freehold DM's Joss Whedon's Fan Club


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Needs more Woodchipper, and f@$%ing swearing.


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Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

I like the sound of this club, and would subscribe to its newsletter.

(Remember, Freehold: any depictions of graphic violence must be censored: I have children, you know...)

I will take a page from Better Off Ted and describe his fate in only the most g rated terms.

*ahem*

I will "hug" him until "happiness" kicks in and he begs me to stop "giving him bunnies" and he agrees to take his shows off the airwaves.

G rated, not XXX rated.

uh..okay...

I will "mickey" him until "goofy" kicks in and he begs me to stop giving him "pluto" and he agrees to take his show off the airwaves?


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Freehold... you've actually, uh, been to the Intenet, haven't you? It's just getting worse.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

I like the sound of this club, and would subscribe to its newsletter.

(Remember, Freehold: any depictions of graphic violence must be censored: I have children, you know...)

I will take a page from Better Off Ted and describe his fate in only the most g rated terms.

*ahem*

I will "hug" him until "happiness" kicks in and he begs me to stop "giving him bunnies" and he agrees to take his shows off the airwaves.

G rated, not XXX rated.

uh..okay...

I will "mickey" him until "goofy" kicks in and he begs me to stop giving him "pluto" and he agrees to take his show off the airwaves?

~three porn stars shake their heads "NO!!!"~ I think that is way too extreme!


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Shut up you! He's just getting to the good parts.


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Manly Balls, Executive Producer wrote:
Shut up you! He's just getting to the good parts.

Look, we all know how he feels about Whedon, but self-insert Slashfic this public is going to far!


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He's not even changing the names!


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*sigh* okay.

I will "Sharoth" him until he "Tacticslion" kicks in and he begs me to stop "Aberzombie" and he agrees to take his shows off the airwaves.


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Freehold DM wrote:

*sigh* okay.

I will "Sharoth" him until he "Tacticslion" kicks in and he begs me to stop "Aberzombie" and he agrees to take his shows off the airwaves.

~shakes my head~ What? Are you now trying to nauseate us?


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It's morphed into something, that's for sure.


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I knew it....Freehold DM .secretly love Whedon's work he just pretends to hate because that is the 'cool' thing to do...

It okay you can admit it you are among friends here.


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Sets up Facebook Live camera.

Yes please, and be as specific and glowing as you want, no one else is here.


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John Kretzer wrote:

I knew it....Freehold DM .secretly love Whedon's work he just pretends to hate because that is the 'cool' thing to do...

It okay you can admit it you are among friends here.

Hate. Whedon. SO. MUCH.


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Lucky for Freehold, "Hate" is the secret ingredient on our next Iron Chef America.


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Where's the flag for, "Wrongest. Thread. EVER!"?


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We threw it out.


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What will I know to FAQ!

Damn it, society isn't supposed to work this way.

... oh wait, nope, I was just reading it wrong, sorry, my bad.


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I could answer frequently asked questions here.


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Has Whedon actually wee'd on you?

Is that why you dislike him so much?


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Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.


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Immaturity Archon wrote:

Has Whedon actually wee'd on you?

Is that why you dislike him so much?

no, although I would not put it beyond him.

No, I have outlined why I hate whedon elsewhere.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.

it wasn't me, although I would have had entire seconds of amusement by watching the series crackle and burn in the microwave if I did steal it.


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Are you my mother?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.

it wasn't me, although I would have had entire seconds of amusement by watching the series crackle and burn in the microwave if I did steal it.

Have you considered a career as a fireman? You seem like the type who would relish the job. Of course, you'd can't start out with A-lister Whedon works. You'd have to work your way up the ranks, and we have a huge backlist of other works; the mountain of dubbed anime from Blockbuster discount bins alone would take years to get through.


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Little Lost Bird wrote:
Are you my mother?

no. However I will feed and shelter you until she shows up.


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Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.

it wasn't me, although I would have had entire seconds of amusement by watching the series crackle and burn in the microwave if I did steal it.
Have you considered a career as a fireman? You seem like the type who would relish the job. Of course, you'd can't start out with A-lister Whedon works. You'd have to work your way up the ranks, and we have a huge backlist of other works; the mountain of dubbed anime from Blockbuster discount bins alone would take years to get through.

The scourge of dubbing must be eliminated, this is true.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold... you've actually, uh, been to the Intenet, haven't you? It's just getting worse.

The Rule 34 is strong with this one.


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UrineZen wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold... you've actually, uh, been to the Intenet, haven't you? It's just getting worse.
The Rule 34 is strong with this one.

Rule 34 is wonderful, but it has nothing to do with what I said above!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.

it wasn't me, although I would have had entire seconds of amusement by watching the series crackle and burn in the microwave if I did steal it.
Have you considered a career as a fireman? You seem like the type who would relish the job. Of course, you'd can't start out with A-lister Whedon works. You'd have to work your way up the ranks, and we have a huge backlist of other works; the mountain of dubbed anime from Blockbuster discount bins alone would take years to get through.
The scourge of dubbing must be eliminated, this is true.

What has Prince Far I ever done to you ?!


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Limeylongears wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Freehold, did you steal my DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7?

Because if so, thank you, and I am sorry.

it wasn't me, although I would have had entire seconds of amusement by watching the series crackle and burn in the microwave if I did steal it.
Have you considered a career as a fireman? You seem like the type who would relish the job. Of course, you'd can't start out with A-lister Whedon works. You'd have to work your way up the ranks, and we have a huge backlist of other works; the mountain of dubbed anime from Blockbuster discount bins alone would take years to get through.
The scourge of dubbing must be eliminated, this is true.
What has Prince Far I ever done to you ?!

wow.

Never heard of these guys.


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I would love to see a linkification to the "Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list . . . .


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"Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list

Stay tuned for Good Eats


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I would love to see a linkification to the "Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list . . . .

it's like the slurm episode of futurama. Only less awful.


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Is there anything by joss Wheddon that you enjoy? Like... Anything at all?


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Lemmy Z wrote:
Is there anything by joss Wheddon that you enjoy? Like... Anything at all?

He is an adequate means of sequestering heavy metals and toxins from the environment.


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Owlton Brown wrote:
Quote:
"Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list
Stay tuned for Good Eats

Haterade is a beverage. Not a meal.

Although I am working on an ensure-like liquid breakfast Haterade.


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Could you make a meal of Haterade jello shots?


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Lemmy Z wrote:
Is there anything by joss Wheddon that you enjoy? Like... Anything at all?

I am confident his tears would taste like candy.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Could you make a meal of Haterade jello shots?

hmmmm....


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Freehold DM wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I would love to see a linkification to the "Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list . . . .
it's like the slurm episode of futurama. Only less awful.

For which reference I have no context whatsoever. There's a decade-and-a-half-plus viewing gap in my history . . . . Bigger than that, actually -- I wasn't watching any TV regularly back when Firefly was on-air. As for the past year, my programs of choice have been: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, NFL football, Preacher, . . . . and that about covers it.

I apologize for the gaping wound in my "Pop Culture Force Aura", but it's there, it's real, and it's keeping me from understanding you . . . .


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I would love to see a linkification to the "Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list . . . .
it's like the slurm episode of futurama. Only less awful.

For which reference I have no context whatsoever. There's a decade-and-a-half-plus viewing gap in my history . . . . Bigger than that, actually -- I wasn't watching any TV regularly back when Firefly was on-air. As for the past year, my programs of choice have been: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, NFL football, Preacher, . . . . and that about covers it.

I apologize for the gaping wound in my "Pop Culture Force Aura", but it's there, it's real, and it's keeping me from understanding you . . . .

futurama is on netflix. Slurm is their coke/Pepsi like beverage. One episode they found out what was in it ..and it was awful.


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I'm totally gonna use slurm in the next cutthroat kitchen


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Owlton Brown wrote:
I'm totally gonna use slurm in the next cutthroat kitchen

I thought that was your go to secret ingredient.


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Is there a link to your earlier specification of disgust with Whedon? I don't want to drag you into repeating yourself unnecessarily, but, at the same time, I would like to gain an understanding of your dislike for the man.

Sorry that I couched the request in metaphor . . . . lol.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I would love to see a linkification to the "Freehold DM"-brand Whedon-flavored Haterade ingredients list . . . .
it's like the slurm episode of futurama. Only less awful.

For which reference I have no context whatsoever. There's a decade-and-a-half-plus viewing gap in my history . . . . Bigger than that, actually -- I wasn't watching any TV regularly back when Firefly was on-air. As for the past year, my programs of choice have been: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, NFL football, Preacher, . . . . and that about covers it.

I apologize for the gaping wound in my "Pop Culture Force Aura", but it's there, it's real, and it's keeping me from understanding you . . . .

futurama is on netflix. Slurm is their coke/Pepsi like beverage. One episode they found out what was in it ..and it was awful.

I've never watched it, had no affect on me whatsoever...


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I am rewatching all of Joss Whedon's TV shows. The man is a genius.

He should have his own network of nothing but TV shows made by him.


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You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!


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Will one of the TV shows be a buddy comedy about Freehold DM and Whedon having to team up to fight nerdcrime?

All the girls will be traditionally feminine and attractive, the guys will be Potentially Gay For Laughs, and most importantly, That One Character You Liked will die horribly for Hardcore Drama.


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

Is there a link to your earlier specification of disgust with Whedon? I don't want to drag you into repeating yourself unnecessarily, but, at the same time, I would like to gain an understanding of your dislike for the man.

Sorry that I couched the request in metaphor . . . . lol.

I am searching for the link you seek.


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The Doomkitten wrote:

You fool! Do you realize what you've done?

*attaches grapple to John, activates it, and grapples him out*

Nothing to see there, folks! Just a raving madman, nothing more! No need to go after him with the Weather Dominator!

too late. I have hooked my weather dominator up to my phone.

taps on screen

A snowstorm should be headed your way, john.

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