Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

On Oso's next go

Seeing how much of a mess Pip is making on that deck, Oso steps in behind and heals him.

Casting on the defensive,=21, Healing (burning searing light)=29pts


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Stiggy's go:

The dwarf staggers out from below, roaring, "Which fecking git started a foight wee oot ma ax!"

He slashes into the front of pigbugtaur for all he is worth. Single attack (power attack for 5) 4+10=14, Damage 9+19=28pts

"Feck! and double feck again." He rages.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Graaaaaah!
The bugpigbear takes an awesome blow.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The owl shreds Oso, he takes 10 more h.p.

The kongamato in the burning building winks out of sight with a gesture; the one that was fighting Elgan quaffs a potion.

Mongo wails on Stiggy once out of two swings; 22 h.p. in damage.

ROUND 4!!!

again, work is hell today; I might not be around tons today.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh and here in round 4, Oso's able to cure on Pip.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"YAAAAAHHH!" *chop*slice*bite*rend*destroy*

Full attack on the pigbugtaur by Gittik - that's four weapon attacks and a bite. Scimitar attacks hit ACs 22 and 16, doing 9+5 cold=14 and 8+4 cold=12 points of damage, respectively. Kukri attacks hit ACs 24 and 19, doing 5+6 electricity=11 and 4+2 electricity=6 points of damage. Finally, his bite attack hits AC 21, doing 6 points of damage.

Stig keeps whaling on the bearpigbug.

Full attack with 7 point Power attack. Attack 1: 13+7=AC 20, damage 8+23=31. Attack 2: 2+2=miss.

Altai fires off more fiery blasts, this time at the potion-quaffing kongamato.

Blasting Elgan's old opponent with Scorching ray. Ray 1 hits touch AC 17, doing 19 points of fire damage. Ray 2 hits touch AC 16, doing 13 points of fire damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Jeez what a day at work.....
Gittik and Stiggy lay into the bugbeartaur, and Gittik comes up with it's tongue in his hobbit teeth as the thing falls under their dual steel onslaught.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The kongamato only seems a little bit affected by the two scorching rays; what should've fried him to a crusty crisp only singed him a little bit...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese, Pip, Elgan and Beldan left to attack; there's the owl, the kongamato that's about 30-50 feet away from everybody, and another kongamato that just became unseeable in the big building.

There's a lot of activity now; everybody's awake. The tiny stormcloud continues to drench the building. You can see up to to the north, on the walkway that branches east, a group of goblins rounding the bend; maybe 10 or 15 of the little fiends, squinting in the dawning sunlight or wearing cowls to protect from the sunlight.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

And....by my reckoning...
Gittik's taken 24 damage, Beldan took 15, Altai took 18, Elgan took 7, Pip's back to max, Oso's taken 35, and Stiggy took.....22 h.p. damage.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip launches a Glitterdust at the disappearing batboy.

Can I reach with the 170 ft range?


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese sees the group of gobbos rounding the corner, just looking for a fireball, and he happily obliges.
In goblin he yells to them- "Welcome to the party boys! Imbelia Pyrrok de'flar!!!"
8d6=31 fireball, DC19 reflex for half, trying to get as many of the gobbos in the 20'radius as possible.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese flat out kills 5 of them; the others, though living, seem to believe discretion to be the better part of valor and turn tail.

Pip can reach the invisible kongamato with a glitterdust; he's in the building, behind a mostly burnt out wall that was crashed through by the pigbugbear.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Pip can reach the invisible kongamato with a glitterdust;

Pip will give it a shot

Pip strums Lucille

"You can't hide,
Your batty eyes.
And your spell,
Is a thin disguise.
I thought by now,
You'd realize.
There ain't no way
To hide your batty eyes."


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Batty eyes,
Their watching you! Clap, clap!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Now there's a golden, glittery kongamato there...he doesn't seem blind though...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Riese wrote:

Batty eyes,

Their watching you! Clap, clap!

I feel like I've been rickrolled.

Have to listen to Mastodon to level my karma.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Elgan and Beldan up to bat.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan takes out and quaffs a potion of CLW. 7 hp

“Nobody go in the water,” he comments, looking about for enemies.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

foe check.....two kongamatos and a giant owl;

Elgan up to bat.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Just out of curiosity, how are the kongamatos built? Are they gargoyle-ish, with four limbs and a pair of wings, or are they anthromorphic bats holding their weapons with their wing-claws?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

they're a humanoid, dark gnome with bat wings. i.e. four limbs with bat wings. I'm sure the "real" *sic* kongamato looks different; when I image googled it all I got was claims that it was a cryptid pterodactyl.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I remember the good old days, when you could throw a bag of flour at an invisible guy....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
they're a humanoid, dark gnome with bat wings. i.e. four limbs with bat wings.

Sounds cool - for future reference, do you have a ECL for the little buggers?

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
I remember the good old days, when you could throw a bag of flour at an invisible guy....

Or use Detect magic. WE had a nuber of fairly involved discussions about the "nature of invisibility" created by the bag of flour tactic...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

not sure; they're really simple; gnome+half fiend+class levels=kongamato bat people. I think the power is in the presentation. Gives me something I can gear to you guys, rather than "oh.....they're 7th level, they can fight THIS now."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Plus, necessity-->invention; the fact that damn near everybody can fly now or whatever meant I needed something with flight, or pretty much every battle becomes a meatgrinder for the landlocked and a cakewalk for those with flight.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sorry, busy weekend. Elgan's up to bat, the bat-guy didn't follow him? bummer. ;P

ELgan-hawk wheels around, and dives at the kucoo-munga batdude that was whaling on him. as he flashes by the batguy, he screeches in avian,...

'No more mister nice hawk!'

He flashes by the bat without stopping, slashing him cruelly with his talons as he does so,...

Using flyby attack, hitting him as I go by and not staying around for a reprisal! I'll let you tell me how far past him I can get

to hit:1d20+6=25, Dmg: 1d6+3=6


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You rake him, and end up about 20 feet past him.

He flies after ye, and bashes ye wi his warhammer; 7 damage.

The Owl hits Oso twice, once critical. He's at negative 6; blood pumping out of his shredded neck in pulsing gouts.

The kongamato hits Stiggy and Gittik with scorching rays.

Stigg takes 15; Gittik takes 17.

CHARACTERS' ATTACK!!!

Oso's bleeding out; can't do much.


Ouch!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Pip's got a giant owl in his face and a bleeding out buddy next to him.

Stiggy's right behind the owl.

The wizard kongamato is in the building still, and the other kongamato is in the air, meleeing with Elganhawk, some 40 feet away from everybody else.

There's more crowding coming on as everybody wakens. There's a rotund man hovering a ways off in a golden throne; a large, jaundiced man dressed in Sea Prince finery and with a qetzal bird on his shoulder.
He seems to be filled with a wicked mirth.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Ouch!

YAHOO!!!!


That bugbear is still alive?


Stiggy swings: 1d20+7=19, 1d20+2=11

I reackon the 2nd one misses: 1d10+23=31


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Naah, he's dead meat. Tenser's sniffing him for giblets.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Stiggy swings: 1d20+7=19, 1d20+2=11

There's a giant owl that just pwned Oso right next to ye.


The above on the owl then - edited in damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The owl is slapped in half by the mighty dwarf; it falls in two pieces in the water....you swear you see the pieces yanked under; they don't sink.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
not sure; they're really simple; gnome+half fiend+class levels=kongamato bat people. I think the power is in the presentation. Gives me something I can gear to you guys, rather than "oh.....they're 7th level, they can fight THIS now."

Ah. I thought they were just winged gnomes. Cool!

Gittik flies over to the sparkly kongamato and starts carving.

Move over to the wizard, attacking with his scimitar. Attack roll 18+12=AC 30, critical confirm 13+12=AC 25. Damage 7x2=14+5 cold=19.

Frustrated by the ineffectiveness of his fire spells, Altai switches tactics.

Casting Magic missile at the flying kongamato. Damage 5+4+3+5 (nice rolls!)=17 points of damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

That's that. Gittik comes up with the kongamato's still-screaming head on his scimitar, and the magic missile barrage eliminates the other one...END OF COMBAT.
In the building, Gittik sees some big kegs of liquor, some sleeping pallets, and a snoring dwarf (who apparently was passed out and missed the fight....)


scnok schnok....zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"YESSSS! Get their bodies over here! We'll make sure they're dead." Altai does a little victory dance on the forecastle before turning to Beldan. "Um, you said there was something in the water?"

Any nice stuff on the corpses before we chuck them into the harbour?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

EXP-2,500 EACH.

Treasure:
2 spellbooks
summon monster IV, invis greater, Riese and Altai pick 2 lvl 4, 2 lvl 3 2 lvl 2 each; pretty sure you have everything else they used on you.

+2 amulet of natural armor

torc of displacement 3 charges/day...1 charge 20% miss, 2 charges 30% miss, 4 charges 40% miss for one round.

ring of protection +2

wand of fireball 5d6; 25 charges

+1 small warhammer

+2 small kukri

+1 small studded leather

+1 large falchion

+1 breastplate

blighter's hexeye +2d6 plants; elves 3x per day (a magic eyepatch)

and 9,000 g.p. in miscellaneous coin, gems, and such.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"YESSSS! Get their bodies over here! We'll make sure they're dead." Altai does a little victory dance on the forecastle before turning to Beldan. "Um, you said there was something in the water?"

Any nice stuff on the corpses before we chuck them into the harbour?

Oso makes a choking noise...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh; looks like everybody leveled up, from looking at Beldan's counting. Altai, I know you're behind somewhat from making magic items; you could prolly level anyway's while we're delayed for leveling a few days; no biggie.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The man in the golden throne hovers down over the boardwalk, surveying the carnage. He's laughing the whole time, then he seems to look at the Hellwind; is for a moment shaken.....levitates his chair over to port where the name is written, and then comes back around.
Two men approach near him on the boardwalk; one is an olman warrior; looks late thirties and chiseled of wood; the other can't be twenty; golden curly hair and a golden breastplate and an insipidly haughty look on his face.

The giant throned grubworm of a man speaks; it seems painfully; "how did you come by thissss ship?" He coughs into a handkerchief for an overly long time.

spot d.c. 10

Spoiler:
he coughs up blood.

A crowd is gathered, though seems to hang back; some of them saw Riese's fireball at the goblins a while back.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Oso makes a choking noise...

We'll throw a couple of healing potions down his throat defore he croaks.

As for spells, I'd like to nominate:

Level 4: Confusion, Phantasmal killer
Level 3: Clairaudience/Clairvoyance, Dispel magic
Level 2: Gust of wind, Summon swarm

Just finished leveling. I rolled 2 hp, put skill points in the usual - and got 2 ranks in Bluff, as I was thinking about the Malconvoker from Complete champion. It'll be a few levels before I qualify, but still...

My new spells are Dimension door and Enervation.


Jobbie Duke wrote:
scnok schnok....zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Who the feck is this clown - he's really here?


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Oh; looks like everybody leveled up, from looking at Beldan's counting.

I completely missed a level. I feel like that guy from The Gamers.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

When Oso wakes, he summons the healing energy to help himself and the others.

Burn 3 turning attempts one after the other to get fast healing 3 for 6 rounds in total. Everyone gets 18 hit points back.

"Who hit me, was it that pussie kongamato." He wipes the blood off his face.

Good to see you Stig.

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