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76 posts. Alias of Damiani.
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Álmos wrote: I've seen your dreams, Jivana. Spanking isn't your idea of punishment.
I'm so out of it I don't even get mentioned. Though I suppose if I was interested in it I have that favor I did for.. Hmm.. I'm sure I'll remember when I sleep.
HA!
You're watching some other person's dreams, you ninny-- I haven't slept in ...uh... shoot, I can't even remember how long now, I didn't bother keeping track now that I think on that.
Wooo! That's a rush if you think about it-- I just did.
Sorry you weren't mentioned, perhaps someone dreams of you though? OH! I know who-- wait, what's wrong with spanking someone as punishment?
Besides, it can go well or *bad* -- and no one wants a bad spanking, right?
*preens* *bounce* *glitters things*
Happy Friday. I give you cute.
lynora wrote: Patrons have a whole range of personalities. Death is fascinated by the living. Life is bubbly. Hope is cruel. Fear is paranoid. Time is controlling (and a bit OCD). Creation is a bit ADHD. And so on. Pride just happens to be totally self-absorbed. :) Bubbly!?
Oh m. Gee. No wait, not possible-- but, come on!
Bubbly? Is it the blonde? Hmph! Whoever started that nasty general-ism just needs to be spanked. Probably some envious red head, if I have a guess-- goes well with their hair!
I blame the cuteness of babies. You canNOT endure all this time without that affecting you, trust me!
lynora wrote: ... Everything ends up in his domain eventually. No need to be in a rush about it. :P Lazy and ungrateful!
Plus, completely lacking any passion or empathy-- such a stiff.
*bounces around and dashes off*
People worry too much!
Go out and frolic! More babies!
<throws rose petals>
Alton Keme de Eil wrote: We should send Life and Death out on a date. I'm sure she'd enlighten him! ;)
"You see, when two primordial powers do a funny dance, things happen, and that's how dhampirs are made."
Enlighten, maybe-- doubt it, it's Death, after all.
Maybe if he stopped shouting one day-- who wants to be hanging out with someone that shouts all the time? Yeeesh!
Not to mention the bone fetish, yuck. Ew, and double yuck. Zombie flesh? Puh-lease.
I could go on, but, it'd be cruel.
Besides, Death could never produce anything this cute:
Cuteness wrote: Puppies and Kitties!
Death_Keeper wrote: You get puppies which are cute... and then are eaten Yes!
That's what living is about-- eating things! And sleeping. And feeling, and making other things that eat, sleep and feel, plus all the other stuffs! Weee!
Very good!
*excited golf clap*
Whether tasty or not, food is good for the cycle. Very, very true, Death Keeper!
Have another puppy. It's still squirming. Don't worry, there'll be more.
Edward Sobel wrote: Death_Keeper wrote: Survival of the fittest.... that would explain government... It's the way of Life!
Plus you get puppies and other adorable things. :D
Happy Father's Day to all those who did their part!
For the rest of you, get to it so you can join in the special day of thanks!
Weeee!
lynora wrote: icehawk333 wrote: Besides, it would kinda be covered by mercy...
Witch, interestingly enough, Is an almost uniquely good concept.
Not when it leads to people getting away with doing bad things and therefore the continued spread of evil in the world. Taken to extremes Mercy causes harm. The Patron is amoral and only concerned with is own continuation and growth of power. It doesn't actually care about the consequences. See, sentient beings?
You should crush Mercy's existence and any of it's extended allies-- or pets.
Oh, and sexy times, all the time! Celebration as a reward! Enjoy Life!
Weeee!
Rena, the Companion wrote: I make sexy times. Yes!
More of this, and engage others too!
Everyone should have sexy times, all the time. It's fun and healthy!
Go, go, sexy times!
icehawk333 wrote: So you know what'a special about them and thier reprooductive systems? If you do, I'll be... Rather... Uh... Hmm.... Isn't life amazing!?
Tybalt Baneko wrote: I kinda wonder how Jivana feels about homosexuality.
She's all for happiness and stuff, but you ain't makin no babies like that.
Hmm. Decisions. :D
And I like myself the way I am. :)
*starts raining *
F*%+
Weeelllll... Doesn't matter if that's your choice, but, considering sentient species being typically the ones actively making that choice, or not, no biggie.
Kind of a concern if that's all there is, but, non-issue. Indifferent.
Ooooo, newts!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Just a couple more notes.
The catfolk that I have been playing Tybs as is far more cat like than the traditional pathfinder catfolk.
Real cats are able to "get funky" as early as a year old, so with the human aspect pushing this up considerably, I have decided that Tybs is fertile.
I stated that Tyb's powers go away if he polymorphs the ice away. This not only leaves him with a glaring weakness but also leaves his major problem open to much abuse. Realizing this, I'm changing the story a bit so that the ice is persistent, no matter what form he takes or is changed to.
Oh, kitty fur face, why are you so self-inducing in the pain and suffering?
Is that so important? We could just restart your existence, you know? Make you a sexy tall Elf, like Ehos, and go around swooning the boys and girls!
Would you like that? :D
Tybalt Baneko wrote: That part is something I had thought of. And if there were any frozen people that weren't male(Dave, Pyry,), this might be a bigger issue. Polymorph, silly!
Magic makes anything possible!
FireclawDrake wrote: Adulthood in D&D terms is usually the 'fully able to breed' age.
Humans are listed as adults at 15 - that's typically the age that both male/female bodies are ready to spread seed/bear children.
I think the bigger things with Tybs is that... awkward to say, his seed might need a nice cold place to... germinate. If you get my meaning. >_>
OMG.
Just draw a picture, so much easier!
Words, phhhfffpttt!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: I won't be involved in this, will I?
O_O
Are you breeding capable? No experience necessary! Stud duties are free! And typically enjoyable with the right stimulation.
:zips around prepping the rush:
Did someone say they needed kitties?!?
:runs off to arrange a kitty explosion:
Happy Birthday to you late Summer, early Fall folks (and belated to those).
May your next year in life be rich and entertaining, with delights and highlights to share for years to come.
Plus, parties and booty times when you can! Celebrate your existence happily with as many others (at once) as you can!
Hugs, kisses and showers of stuff.
:sprinkles Birthday cheers and fades away leaving ocean scents, subtle yet noticed:
Best part of role playing games is the Creation process, IMHO!
Just like life. :D
Vai Sunwake wrote: Anahita - Vai is respectfully waiting for Keme to be 'up and about' and all that before offering once again to answer the new Champion's questions. Just so you realize why I'm keeping you waiting. :) Oh, don't you /WORRY/ little lady, she's getting TONS of insightful and helpful pointers on ... life! How it happens, how to keep it going, and how it's experienced across the multiverse in 3D super terrific first hand sensationalistic surround fun downstreaming, triple super duper light speeds!
In other words, don't fret, she's distracted.
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Damiani wrote: Jivana wrote: OMGoodness!
Playing with yourself might be fun, but get a partner or six! Improve your intercourse skillzzzzzz!
Yay, mummy, good idea!
Thank you, wench, for perhaps... Assisting with my efforts. Now DIAF. Oh, baby.. I DIAF every few seconds, if the French's "le petite morte" is applied!
Tee hee!
Damiani wrote: Is it going to be a more "common" practice, as I predict happening with the multiple personalities and folks RPing with NPCs, that we are encouraging scenes were in a Player is effectively role playing with themselves?
With all due respect, I think we should limit these self stimulating scenes, since they don't encourage any interaction with one another (the primary point of being on here, no?) and merely appears to be self serving,
Just asking the kind, thoughtful and wholely rational minded peers on here for their thoughts on the matter.
OMGoodness!
Playing with yourself might be fun, but get a partner or six! Improve your intercourse skillzzzzzz!
Yay, mummy, good idea!
lynora wrote: Went to renn faire today. It was funnish but way too hot.
Came home to rules arguments. :/
And tomorrow is classes....and I just realized that I never downloaded office onto my new computer. >.<
So you can guess what I'm doing tonight.
Wild parties and fun times!!!
Silinrul wrote: Hey Lyn,
Uh, Lycans apparently can't speak Common...
But, they can certainly do the universal language of happy times!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Catfolk breed and overpopulate, throwing off the food chain and causing mass starvation and death of competing species. Kitty!
You are SERIOUSLY over thinking Life too much -- so much worry and concern.
Here, have some catnip.
Go play! Frolic!
Leave the responsibilities to someone else, seriously-- that's what my Champion is for.
Tee hee! Who needs a nice skritching?
:scratches Tybalt where he likes it:
Who's a good kitty? Huh? You are! Go play with your friends now-- and share the love!
Why so serious? :D
Damiani wrote: You know (guys), exact dates and times (usually) aren't as important as the actually event, so... Just fudge things a bit, right?
I mean, what if someone suddenly slew all those owls with some improved owl flu, as a GM throwing some drama out?
Or we all (PCs) got pulled into an alternate reality without Benders as a plot hook? Lynora *could* pull any sort of wild crazy adventures out of her hat or purse!
Open mind, less grumpiness...
And Heavens help me, Jivana's seeped into me, arrrrgh!
I will end her one day! Mark my words.
Can't touch *this*, silly Mummy! Go play with a vacuum cleaner, again! Tee hee.
Dragonborn3 wrote: Ok, I remember Tyb's post about wearing a mustach and Just read Tyrrin's post on the 'stoic' expedition, so I just need links or character names for the people waiting on Ryo.
Getting out of bed at 3 in the afternoon strangely is not Awesome. :(
It /TOTALLY/ is if you were out doing AWESOME baby making stuff! YAY! Or practicing!
:D :D :D
Or encouraging others! Or helping little people grow and helping babies!
Heck, it's awesome to just wake up!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Both at same time. "Weird. . . . . Warlock tag? Yes!"
*runs off after self*
No no, silly kitty! Oh wait.. okay.
:makes more clones, variations and such, yet, with more ...lust in their loins, so to speak:
Go, teleport and spread life! Babies!
Dragonborn3 wrote: Jivana wrote: OMG(osh)!!!!
What kind of sicko would kill all those innocent- errr, wait, did any of the poor animals not get a chance to breed before this senseless slaughter?
If not, this is a horrible and shameful travesty!
Someone get that bloody paladin on this, isn't this Justice's bag? Suuuuuuch a slacker, just sitting around watching delimbed girls on ice!
Hmmmph!!!
Outrage!!! Eh?
:gets distracted:
OMggggg!!!!
Starfish babies!! Soooooo cute and tiny! With colors!!! Spines, weeeeeee!!!
Cut one in half, get twins! :D Genius! Everything living should do this! +1millions!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: *melts*
What a world?!
:revives kitty and duplicates a girl/boy version for friend and 'good times' having;
(q)"Psssst... go have fun!"
:disappears again:
Tybalt Baneko wrote: *replaces Lyn's whip with a chain of flowers*
Flails whip around and breaks a vase.
>_>
<_<
Hides whip.
Distracts kitty with catnip, steals whip, replaces it with fake one.
:giggles and vanishes in a puff of flowery smoke and arousing pheromones:
OMG(osh)!!!!
What kind of sicko would kill all those innocent- errr, wait, did any of the poor animals not get a chance to breed before this senseless slaughter?
If not, this is a horrible and shameful travesty!
Someone get that bloody paladin on this, isn't this Justice's bag? Suuuuuuch a slacker, just sitting around watching delimbed girls on ice!
Hmmmph!!!
Outrage!!! Eh?
:gets distracted:
OMggggg!!!!
Starfish babies!! Soooooo cute and tiny! With colors!!! Spines, weeeeeee!!!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: You can put a positive spin on anything, can't you? :P Yeppers!
I'm /quite/ the optimist!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: But it gives you wings! (And premature puberty) but still wings! Did I hear an increase in pregnancies and babies?!
Gimmie a hell yah! Ship it. :D
:does a happy dance:
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Ya but now she's a ditzy valley girl.
What color is her hair? :P
Any color you want, you ice furred cutie!
Oh wait, who? What?
Hmm... ooo, cute baby seal, yays!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Hey Jivana, think Sammy-Kins' party will result in any babez?
:P
Hi hi, Frosty Face Feline.
Maybe? If not, either he or she weren't doing things right, or thinking too much in what SHOULD be so easy and natural, sheesh!
Thinking is dumb! Babies!
AMG. Asha & Tryko'Sam babies would be so adorable! Maybe. Could be painful too... Huh, stumper!
I need naps. Too many wild star birthings! Not! MOAR plz.
Zzzzzzzzz...
Vare, the Summoner wrote: Did poor Vare get forgotten or did I miss a post? I think you were ...forgotten, scruffy clothing person.
Maybe if you walked around naked?! That'd turn heads and grab attention-- or or, you could wear clothing of pure sunshine and clouds. Able to whisk away and illuminate where you walk!
Right?
Monkeygod wrote: Speakin of, I believe our lovely Raelle could use a healthy dose of Fei...
Err, I mean, Courage. Yea, that.
BAD JIVANA MAKIN ME CONFUSED!!
That's life!
Weeeeee!
Phaezeriel wrote: Jivana, where does a 250 year old reformed demon, who was spawned by the very fabric of the Abyss fully formed and mature fall in your measure of "teenager-hood"? Uhmmmm...
That's kinda different. Have you created a 'baby' yet? Propagated or helped propagate a species? Guess in your case, unless you're pulling everyone's leg with the whole "reformed" dealio, you tricky goof- I love that, btw, so cute, then, guess its your call.
I mean, are you even alive? You're more of a force of nature, right? Can you evolve? Rocks don't technically evolve, you know? Wow, stumper!
What do you think? I kinda answered. Maybe, but no? Yes? If you like?
FireclawDrake wrote: I wonder if you are up early or up still, Jivana.
How was that party, and Juanito? ;D
Splooshtastic!!!!
You should totally come with one day/night. It will blow your mind, these happy gatherings!
Get away from all these silly nilly, point out each other's flaws, "who's got the bigger stick", menschly boys, and dance in pure ecstasy!
Or something, cause, I like it. I bet you would too!
No meanies or apathetic peeps- love life, or no pass go! No prospective mate will likes that, unless, like, they're in heat or whacked!
Weeeee!
Hugs, hugs. Even for the cranky folks, you know who you are. I am /so/ glad Damiani took that vacation, I'll be around more!
xxoxxo
Sometimes, The D-man speaketh for me, especially after wild party benders which are going on /all/ the time!
So don't be surprised, he and I, we have history!
Plus, he's awesome! Did you know he birthed a whole universe once? Orgasmic! Splooosh!!!
Tyrrin Denulia wrote: Still technically a teenager by elven standards. >_> Then why did you ask, silly? Sheeesh!
Go make some babies. Elves are so slow at it, boring!
Tyrrin Denulia wrote: Jivana, does it help that I am 117 years old? Are you a 'teenager' still? Or have you had cute babies yet?
Stops sipping her latte and looks on in horror as students, mere sixteen year olds per the setting, probably not even fathers yet, seek to kill some poor person rather than try to save him.
"Like, Oh. My. Goodness. What /does/ this school teach brings here?"
Shakes her head, walks off to hang out with lively, squirrelly kittens.
Oh. My. Gawd.
Just checking in quick before dashing off again! Busy, busy day.
I noticed your bad spelling Assasin, just teasing silly, sheesh, /anyone/ who can read wo-
Huh, what's wrong with Firebirds, kitty face? If you ask me, they don't breed enough! Get to it, birdies, make more babies and fly around!
Space is GREAT!!!Its where we party in the thing we call Jivana, woooo!!! More please.
People who don't get "it", those peeps like the killer butch big man eater of babies for example, should just take a chill and get some loving! Destroying is /soooo/ easy, anyone can (and have) do it. So not impressive!
Errr... Like, where was I? Juanito was whispering sweet words into my ears. So distracting! Good way though, everyone should try it. That's what living is for!
Okay, can't focus here, back in another few parties and all that! Think happy thoughts, hug a tree or partner today for no good reason other than to stir your blood, so tasty! Then follow your instincts!
Weeeee!!! I'm coming, Juanito!!!
:vanishes with multicolored clouds of Spring forest smells:
The ASSASIN, Like, learn to spleel gud, okay!? wrote: How does one go about killing life?
this sunshine and flowers is preventing hiding in shadows and conveniently placed bushes and trees...
You are a meanie and selfish! Did you not get enough hugging and kissing as a baby?
Are you a daddy or mommy yet?
Go do that, then I'll tell you!
Tee hee!
Jivana wrote: OMG!!!!
Like, ark for hoooooours! Wild rave orgy, byebye!
Hugs!
Awwww... Silly iPad, AFK, not, ark!
Sheesh.
OMG!!!!
Like, ark for hoooooours! Wild rave orgy, byebye!
Hugs!
Tybalt Baneko wrote: Couple of things.
1) Dami. Just so I'm sure and I know you know, you are narrating about a happening on the Firebird Sun, correct?
2) A couple language things.
(A) what do Fay speak?
(B)what's the closest earth language to Elven?
OMG, Fur face so cute when he meows at me!!!!
Who's the most precious kitty foo foo? Stuffy Damiani cranky wraps can't answer you right now, but that's ok! I'm here to hug you, skritch that chin and pull your tail instead, gently, of course!
Uhhhh... Wait, oh, questions.
1) Noppers! Some where else far and away! I think. I don't read dead thing, or semi dead thing's minds.
2a) Did you mean, Fey? That's Sylvian! It's like rustling trees, unicorn snorts and huffs, plus singing while sipping tulips after a spring rainfall mixed with sunshine !Pure awesome!
2b) Oohhh!!! I know this one- Elven! That JR arrrrrr fellow designed it and its as real as Klingon! So creative these humans.
Dalesman, Fireclaw and Lynora-- back later tonight.
Party as always! Live as if today's your last day in life and above all else, further the species (and others!).
Like Krays is doing-- bring back the dead even!
Weeee!
Go team!
:dances off to go hang out with more people and revel in fun:
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