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he truth is, the Sasquatch have set up a portal to their home dimension within the park. They’re using the area as a staging ground for their imminent invasion.Nah, they're using it as a staging ground for their evacuation. They want to be sure they get everyone out before ** spoiler omitted **
Flat Bigfoot Theory: he's never been caught on camera because he can turn 90 degrees and become too thin to see.
It wasn't porridge, so...yes?Like, 100 220 or 400 grit ? I've heard a little sandpaper can help take the edge off.
2+2=5, for sufficiently large values of 2. At a conference, a mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician are asked the question, "what is 1+1?" "2," replies the mathematician. "Somewhere between 1.95 and 2.05," replies the engineer. "How much do you want it do be?" replies the statistician.
I think Patrick is trapped somewhere and he's trying to get a message to us! Help me, I am trapped In a haiku factorySave me, before they
please dont insult our precious nyc rats that way. Rats? Don't you mean possums?
Saint George is, among other things, Patron Saint of the Boy Scouts of America. In this capacity, he is referred to in church texts as St. Boy George.
If the word "hippie" is typed into the Wikipedia search bar, the drop-down preview text reads "Hippie: human subculture." I wonder what other species' subcultures are listed on the site. At least, this lends credence to my theory that Wikipedia was invented by alien lifeforms in order to gather the collected knowledge of the human race before the great culling.
Part II: apparently this color is "that brown you used in your sketches." Starting to wonder if the guy is just color-blind.From now on, I'm making all my graphic design clients give me specific Pantone numbers.** spoiler omitted **Duh, artists and their imagined colors! Also, "Mango Brown" sounds like the name of a character from a 1970s detective show.
I felt a rapport with the lawyer That's never a good sign...
50 is the new 49.
That bass hurts my hippocampus.Oh we are all gonna just positively love one another! :-)F is for friends who do stuff together... Eeeexcellent...
I think someone should play a mind flayer. Then we could chance the name of the PbP to Suicide Squid.
You just play like you are in 1st Edition AD & D. Loot, pillage, and plunder EVERYTHING!!!It's weird-- I have a really hard time being evil in video games, but in pen & paper RPGs, it's always been maybe a little too easy.I feel like I have to apologize whenever I trap somebody in a black soul gem. I try to reserve that fate for necromancers and the like. Random soldiers don't deserve that fate. It's like they say-- the end justifies the mean.
Of course, the real plot twist comes later, when you look through The Da Vinci Files, and realize you were Irish the entire time!
Note: while Jimsonweed can turn you into a living zombie and nightshade can make you actually dead, none of the plants listed can turn you into an undead creature. Better keep half an eye on those potatoes, though. You never can trust the damn things.
If we took every elephant in the world and laid them end to end in space, all the elephants would die. Unless some of them had spacesuits. Then only the ones without spacesuits would die. Then again, everything dies eventually, so I guess both of our statements are true.
Gandalf the Grey and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. It's "Albert."
The fastest car in the world is faster than the rest of the cars. 1 in 5 of the world's cars represent 20% of the cars on Earth.
It could be in Delaware by now, this is Windows 10 we're talking about. Go home, you're drunk.
My roommate had to shut off the power. I've no idea what state that machine is in. Judging by previous comments, I'm guessing it's still in Colorado.
Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?
The 2015 film Fantastic Four (AKA Fant4stic), directed by Josh Trank and produced by Simon Kinberg, was filmed on a $120 million budget, with an estimated additional $150-$200 million in marketing and distribution costs. During its theatrical run, Fantastic Four grossed a total of $167.8 million for production company 20th Century Fox, a net loss of approximately $100-$150 million.The director of the 2015 film really went to bat for his work, saying that Marvel- or someone- screwed him post production. I wonder if there was anything to that. Not saying it was any group of people in particular, but... it was 20th Century Fox.
The "W" and "C" keys are separated only by the "D" key on a QWERTY keyboard, meaning that you're just one finger-slip away from accidentally turning in a term paper on the history of armed wombat.
Three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the world's population.
a good Chianti I've heard it goes well with liver and fava beans.
Liches ain't shit but bones with tricks.
Also, am I the only one who thinks cheesecake is an abomination?You are not alone. We're all in this together.
You got some quads asking me that.I was thinking of playing a salarian tech specialist. Please don't throw me off a cliff.Only if I can throw a few salarians off a cliff.the lady Treppa has started a game of salaratoss. More than one quad. Maybe four. Possibly up to sixteen testicles in total.
Not many people know that.
Also, economics, accounting, and finance are two VERY different things. Only two?
The Cocteau Twins weren't twins, and there were at least three of them.
I will drink ouzo and Jäger, but I have to be buzzed before I'll take a shot of either. So you're a 70-year-old half-Greek, half-Italian man?
So now humans qualify as animals?
I looked out the window and it was like being inside a snow globe. The snow is just light enough and slow enough that it looks like that. It's beautiful. :)
Domus? As in "Romanes Eunt?"
Came home today and discovered much to my chagrin that wheat is no longer good for you...at least according to my wife and Dr.Oz Dr. Oz says pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He also says that snake oil is half off this week, so get it while it's hot.
Physics is horribly flawed and only works in certain restrictive circumstances. Quantum physics is more accurate the problem is people try to use standard physics with it. This kind of reminds me of that one rule from Hybrid 0.3 that says that explosions have surface area. Either that or the 4 SIMULTANEOUS DAY TIME CUBE.
How you say in English, eh... IBTL.
I spilled coffee on the crotch of my pants. That's hot. No, really.
You're both wrong. The standard for black manliness is Bootsy Collins. Prince, all the way. Or maybe Michael Jackson.
I don't even question the toy industry anymore. I stopped after the Lalaloopsy dolls became a thing. OH GOD SO MUCH FLASH PLAYER MY EYES.
How does the bear feel about that?Morning, all. What did I miss?I'mma pokin' the bear. Quick, run, Moorluck's coming!
This reminds me of the people who denounce anything that's not the original King James Version... even where the original text disagrees with the KJV due to translation errors or misreadings. Shall I quote from the Parable of the Vinegar?
I'm getting an eldritch vision... A man, clad in black leather, pulled by a strange vehicular device... Water... A great beast, with dead black eyes (like a doll's eyes) and a fanged maw! The man is pulled inexorably toward the beast, and by some strange magic, begins to fly through the air... He begins to fall back to the water's surface, and at the moment it seems that he is within the beast's grasp, he lands on the water beyond the beast's reach. As the black-clad man is pulled away by the bizarre device, he turns toward the oracular eye. His face breaks into a wide grin, and he raises his thumbs to the sky. "Ayyyyy," he says, as my second sight brings me back to the here and now. So yeah, shark jumping. Bad idea.
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