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"Yous is me?"
Break is fine...
my boat!
"Get off my boat yah reekers!" Morningstar
"Stand still fer a poundin!" Morningstar
"Now we got them where we want em!" Morningstar
Not the character I'll miss the most....
Confirm critical
Crit confirmed
Acrobatics check
Morningstar Damage "To tha deep abyss wit all these undead."
Grung keeps his morningstar gripping it in one hand, in the other hand he readies his boarding axe, to help keep his footing. New undead nearby.
Acrobatics check
Grung closes in on one of the undead..... Morningstar
"Time tah get boned!"
I will be on vacation starting tomorrow until 4/29.
Grung follows Impys pilum targeting the captain with a volley of arrows. Rapid shot!
Ranged Long bow
Grung readies his bow fully preparing to take the battle to the other ship before they even arrive..... Grung also looks to the other ship to see if it is outfitted to ram.
"Looks like a storms coming!" Points beyond the approaching ship.
survival
Grung looks perplexed at the bottles. "Impy good strong woman. Grung like."
"Punch him in his ugliness!" Encourages Grung, not so well.
"Bag empty, might has someting deep in tha bottom....little further." Once Kimmy is mostly in the bag Grung tosses her in and closes tha top.... "Goblin grab-knapper!" "I wins!"
Grung winks at Kimmy "Shes gots this in tha bag."
Grung sneaks up behind Kimmy with the large sack in hand, when she turns around he hides it behind his back, looks up and away and whistles a solemn tune.....
Grung jumps down from the top bunk grabs Kimmy and tosses her into a large empty sack, which he puts over one shoulder.... "Where Kimmy goes?" He goes on deck and releases her..... "That gobliny games called grab-knaps, I was tha grab-knapper, an yous got grab-knapped!" Laughs.....
In the cabin
Spoiler:
Grung thinks of all the stories he knows that might be scary and realizes Kimmy would be very afraid. He heard a story about a little pack donkey and a big hill. Grung decided to tell that story instead....
The Little pack donkey story
Spoiler: In a certain village there stood an ex
tremely heavy load that had to be drawn up an
unusually steep mountain before it could reach its
destination. The Overseer of the yard was
not sure what it was best for him to do, so he
went up to a large, strong mule and asked :
He then went to another great big mule and
asked:
The overseer was much puzzled, but he
turned to still another mule that was s#**+
and span new, and he asked it:
In the cabin
Spoiler: "Grung know stories o scary kind. Kimmy like scary story?"
"Bear waves arms like this....." Demonstrates "Seems says not do something, no Grung had no toys."
Perception +2/+2 Outdoors/versus human "Kimmy does yous toys move?"
"Ok we friends you now honarary hobgoblins child."
Meanwhile in the cabin... Grung seems confused..... "Me an Impy err friends?......Err you sure she likes me?" "Did she say something to you?"
Meanwhile in the cabin
Spoiler: Grung, Kimmy and a stuffed parrot are having a tea party without tea....
meanwhile in the captains quarters
Spoiler: Kimmy is teaching Grung to play pat-a-cake
Meanwhile...... Grung grabs Kimmy by her ankles and walks her across the low ceiling in the captains quarters... "You magic walks not on floor girl!" They criss-cross the room several times before Grungs shoulders get tired. "We turn round till we gets dizzy!"
"Want someone tah stay an makes sure Kimmy an tha new captain stay guarded?...either me or Impy."
Mystic Theurge
So new spell research grease spell plus the benfits of holy water. Very beneficial against undead! (such spells might make that darn MT playable!)
"Maybe should get special cargo box an see what is."
"So what book says?"
Once Valdric is finished looking at the cutlass, Grung takes it up and makes a few short strokes in the crampped quarters. "Nice bit o metal, might be better fer Impy since I am focusin more on tha bow." Passes the weapon on to Impy for some fun.....
"Thas why I dont loan err borrow money, sometimes tha borrow gets tired o bein beholden tah tha lender an kills him err tha lender wants his money back an decides he aint gettin it." ***whistles lowly*** "Makes it sound common though having so many o tha crew owein tha captian. Is tha normal?"
Grung decides there's nothing for him to do so he settles into the cot for a nap.
Grung looks at the book and shakes his head.....
Grung watches, his boarding axe ready in case they fail to open it.
Grung looks at the mark and finds it un remarkable.....
Knowledge (local) "I heard o tha I thought once from a drunken sailor." "Yall sure it ain't tainted ink?"
"Did someone poison his ink? Yahs said slow poison, an he was sick afore we left port."
"What be poisonous, Grung not wants to touch poisons."
Grung goes to lift the body and take it into the cabin, if no one objects.....
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