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Golgotha is coming to get you. No. Don't scare off potential recruits by showing them the initiation dance.
I would like the crafter to be able to give an item a name. It would need not have any special qualities. A crafter could call all his swords with a fire type ability "Ash Cloud" or something. Most of the great weapons in fantasy literature have names IE "Greywand" Or "Cats Claw". Although those two did not have any magical properties. Or at least let a player tag a weapon so it has a name, for their own enjoyment.
This one is a bit griefy and I would not do it now. Anyways I was once again on a mud. I was a weak little necromancer who had 2 spells, Invisibility and ventriloquation. I had just reached the pk level, and was slaughtered constantly every time I left town, so I was getting bored. I crept into the good temple, while invisible. And ventriloquate on the Healer, "Type KI healer for more power!" Well, every time I succeeded on the spell, it looked like the healer said it. If you have not figured it out, KI is short for the kill command. And the healer was a very powerful cleric. Well, the five players in the temple jump on the chance for more power. Sadly they did not gain power, as much as receive it. So after they died, I figured that the jig was up. I waited and they came back and tried several more times. One of the players said that he was going to switch characters and try again. He came back with one of his other toons, a paladin. I knew this character, he had killed me before and had several levels on me. Well he tried again and died. I could not help myself so I Vent'ed "You almost had me, try again." To my surprise he tried again and died. The level 20 paladin killed by ventriloquate a first level spell. Long story shorter, One of the gods (admins) told me no more of that, so ended my career as a ventriloquist. out of curiosity I asked the paladin why he kept fighting the Healer. He told me that he thought the Gods were giving him a chance at a mini quest. Good times.
I was playing on a mud back in 94'. They had a area built after the Smurfs. Yep all the smurfs were there to kill. Well I had leveled up a bit and was bored so I decided to add some content. I went to Papa Smurfs house and charmed him. I gave him a full set of brass platemail and a great sword, that I had enchanted. I waited until a goup was coming to slaughter the Smurf village, and I buffed Papa smurf up with all my spells and Invisiblity. I waited outside his hut invisible and waited. The first group came to my square, and since he was invis, they could not see him. They complained about waiting for repsawn for a while. Then one of them got bored and ventured south. Well Papa Smurf let out a yell and attacked the invader. Who then fled out to his group quickly followed by Papa Smurf in his super saiyan form. As the new Papa Smurf began to lay waste to the group, one of them sent out a yell, "Help Papa smurf is killing us!" I laughed heartily ask he chased the invaders of his village down, getting revenge for all his fallen children. Eventually, after killing several groups, he was slain and the group that got him made off with some good loot.
Outside of the tavern a figure stands in shadow. It peers into the tavern through a window. The light from the window illuminates this person and reveals they are dressed in black hooded robes with silver arcane designs. Under the hood a pair of eyes, stare with contempt. They give off a contemptuous feeling as they peer at those inside. Then suddenly a second pair a smaller eyes appear in the bottom of the hood. They move closer to the glass, and reveal the face of a ferret. It licks the glass pane of the window, unceremoniously. Malik grumbles, "Scrambles, get back into the cloak. You are ruining my evil staring time." Scrambles chitters out a annoyed sound and returns to the warmth of the cloak. Malik sighs, "familiars..."
Greetings Friends, Do you have doubts about the afterlife? Are you afraid of what torments may await your soul in the abyss? Have you heard the good word of Urgathoa? The Pallid Princess can save you from those fears. Why travel onto your next life when you can stay here, forever. Many gods claim to have your back. Urgathoa on the other hand, will bring you back. Fine Print
Keep telling yourself that. You are screaming to the wind.But they are not separate guilds! I tried screaming into the wind. Then I found that is better left to the Banshees. |
