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Thanks for running the game! :) I had a lot of fun playing it!

@Lord_Zekk:

About the touch defense: I read the rule concerning it and mentioned it's your AC minus armor bonus, shield bonus, or natural armor bonus. So that obviously leaves size bonus and dexterity bonus.

But what about the dodge bonus, shouldn't that be included in touch defense as well? It seems dodge bonuses are only denied when dexterity bonuses are. So that would make my touch defense 15.

And thanks for mentioning it! :) I never realized I wrote down the wrong touch defense.

"Now we burn place down!", Glab shouts. He stuffs his back with all the fireworks he can carry, then takes one that looks like it'll cause a fire. "What say you?"

In general, if you wind up with a fraction, round down, even if the fraction is one-half or larger. Exception: Certain rolls, such as damage and hit points, have a minimum of 1.
Source: the part named 'Round Fractions'.

Glab shoots one more bolt at Vorka, unless the eagle takes Vorka down. If the eagle takes Vorka down, Glab will aim for Lord Longtongue. After firing a bolt Glab will reload his crossbow.

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 23 -4 when firing into melee. Depends on the presence of the eagle.
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Having found his equal Gurgle gets fired up. He attempts to pierce Lord Longtongue with his tusks.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"I am blue!" Infuriated by Vorka calling him green, Glab shoots another bolt at her. He reloads his crossbow directly after shooting at the cannibal.

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 9
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Gurgle seems to realize hitting the main mast isn't going to help. He changes his target to Lord Longtongue.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Glab fires a bolt at Vorka and reloads his crossbow immediately. "Kill the witch!"

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 10
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

"Gurgle, get her!", Glab shouts and the boar charges forward.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 = 10
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Someone in cabin below us", Glab whispers to the others. "She's come to eat us..."

Glab draws his crossbow again and makes sure it's loaded. "We strike first?"

"Now we go where? I see no fireworks!" Glab steps back into the room, looking for another door.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

"You better not go down again. You die."

Glab steps into the room, then steps back out. "I think we all die if not careful..."

Glab puts his crossbow away and walks over to Nurpuls. "Woooo... Wooooolaaaa!", he says, moving his arms above Nurpuls' body. Glab then dances in circles around Nurpuls as he starts to sing. "Shalala boom YA! Shalala boom YEA! Shalala boom LALA! Lalala boom LALA!" Suddenly halting, Glab bends over Nurpuls and touches his face. "Magic... touchhhh~"

Nurpuls has stabilized: Sacred Touch

"You can stand up now", Glab says to Nurpuls, still touching the unconscious goblin's face as he casts cure light wounds.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Nurpuls, however, doesn't stand up. "Huh, weird", Glab mumbles. He then casts virtue 10 times to give Nurpuls +10 temporary HP, after which Nurpuls should be able to stand up with 7 HP. "You better heal fast. Maybe weird potion we found helps."

Gurgle continues his attack on the dog, but misses.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 = 9
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

After reloading his crossbow Glab points a finger at the dog. "You mofe too much!"

Mumbling a few words Glab casts flare, and a burst of light appears in front of the dog.

"Yakkaloomba!" Glab shoots a bolt at the horrifying Cuddles.

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 12
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

A moment after Glab's shot the bolt, Gurgle charges past Glab and attacks the dog with his tusks.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 = 10
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Actually doesn't sound like a bad plan, makes killing it easier :P
Though I'd prefer some action so I've opened the door :)

In front of the door Glab turns to look behind him. "You better ready!", he shouts to the other goblins. Glab then yanks the door open and jumps five feet back.

Initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 19

"Something up there!", Glab shouts loudly to the goblins below. "I think it noticed us, but I'm not sure!"

No? :(

Glab goes first. "Don't shoot me in behind with accident", he says to Teregem, pointing at Teregem's crossbow. "I need butt to sit." Gurgle follows after Glab.

Hearing a loud howl Glab looks up. "What that?"
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Gurgle snorts again, looking around for the source as well.
Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

The boar seems confused though, and doesn't even seem to get from which direction the howl came.

Can I recover the bolts, perhaps with a roll?

"I'll get you now, you filthy creature!" With those words, Glab shoots another bolt at the dog.

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 18
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

The bolt hits the dog, dealing quite soome damage. "Hahaha!", Glab maniacally laughs, his eyes rolling in their sockets as he reloads his crossbow.

Gurgle runs to the dog, charging into it tusks first. "Snoooort!"

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 + 1 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Oww!", Glab yells. "Kill the monster!"

[ooc]I assume it's okay if I place my next post now, as dog 2 is not down yet?[/b]

Glab puts a hand on the vicious gash on his arm and casts Cure Light Wounds.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

The gash heals up, together with the bit of damage that had been done in the goblins' fight with the spider. While Glab heals himself, Gurgle charges at the remaining dog and attacks it.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Glab and Gurgle will act as per previous post. Dog 1 will be the target of their attacks.

initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Nooo! Dogs!", Glab shouts and sends a crossbow bolt flying at the nearest dog.

Shoot bolt: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 11
Damage (maybe): 1d6 ⇒ 2

Glab directly reloads his crossbow. Meanwhile, Gurgle moves to the same dog and attacks it.

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 + 1 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

While putting one of his fingers inside one of his nostrils, Glab looks at the nest. "I say it is like ball of mud. But throw it in pipe if you want. Maybe it falls on Forka's head."

We should use some in the next fight, to celebrate the new year :)

Happy New Year! :D

Glab snickers at the evil plan. "Yes, good plan! Where we get nest though?", he asks, still convinced the nest earlier was a ball of mud.

Alarmed by a sudden sensation Glab warily looks around him. "My goblin sense is tingling!"

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

"Let's get mofing, go go!"

Knowledge (Engineering): 1d20 ⇒ 1

"I know a lot about this kind of ship and smokey pipe, just not today."

The heck is this?

Merry Christmas everyone! :)

Probably due to Glab being one of my first Pathfinder characters I've made a mistake in his sheet when creating him: I forgot to give him a feat. To correct this I've given him a feat just now.

I thought you should know as the feat I've chosen for Glab (Dodge) gives him +1 to AC, and you may wonder where that +1 suddenly comes from.

Once he's at the end of the gangplank Glab turns around. "I see ball of mud, no wasps. You silly, you confuse mud with wasps."

Meanwhile Glab continues to rush up the gangplank, oblivious to what's happening with the wasp nest.

"You worry, but no bad happens. You no cowards like Zigzag, are you? Haha!"

Glab and Gurgle take 10 on climb.

"You slow, we just go!"

Impatiently Glab goes up the gangplank, Gurgle several steps behind him.

"I handle that good! I just glare and horse dies of stress!"

Glab jumps off of Gurgle and they both follow Teregem. "I do that with bunnies too when hungry."

With some snorting Gurgle moves forward, following after Goma and Tuk tuk. Glab takes his crossbow and readies it to shoot. "Horse dies. Like Forka."

"You take pearl, I take it off body when you dead. I no understand which drinks good. If drink can help get better when feeling ouch, then I want drink."

Meaning Glab will take a potion of CLW when no one else takes it :) Didn't want to be too greedy after taking the crossbow, that's why I waited to see if others wanted the potions.

"Forka bad, we kill Forka if he here", Glab replies with a whisper. He then stands as tall as his tiny body can be tall and yells as loud as he can. "FORKA WE COME TO KILL YOU!"

The crossbow and the quiver now attached to his bag, Glab drops ten sling bullets to the floor. "No needing those now!", he says as he puts the sling in Gurgle's saddlebags. Glab then picks up 6gp, leaving 18gp for the other goblins.

After a lot of walking Glab sees the ship. However he smells the rotten wood first, which reminds him of home. Glab stands still and looks at the ship, then sees the goblin skulls. "Look look! That no good!"

And once again, the incompetent goblins proceed with the help of an animal companion.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

"Mine!", Glab screams and dives onto the small masterwork light crossbow and its bolts. He then quickly takes one of the licorice-flavored taffies and puts it in it's mouth without removing the wrapper.

"This taste weird!"

"Gurgle expert!" Glab looks at the boar with great expectations.

Gurgle's survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

"We win! I hit Lotsolegs, he fall ofer!"

Glab jumps off of Gurgle's back and onto the dead spider. There he starts dancing. "Wooka wooka!"

Glab takes his quarterstaff in hand, and Gurgle charges toward Lotsolegs to attack the spider again. Moving W,W,W,W,W,W

Gore: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 + 1 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Together with Gurgle, Glab also attempts to attack the creature.

Attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

"Lumpia!", Glab curses as he misses.

Angry the huge spider had fired a web at him and his best friend, Gurgle moves to the spider and attacks it.

Attack: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 1 = 22
Damage (Gore): 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Confirming critical: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 + 1 = 17
Critical damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Blab galooga!", Glab shouts from atop Gurgle, firing a flare at the creature.

Move action: W,E,W,W,W,N with Glab on top of Gurgle. (Assuming Tuk Tuk is E of Lotsolegs and moves after Glab and Gurgle, due to the initiative order, would Tuk Tuk get flanking now?)
Standard action Glab: cast flare.
Standard action Gurgle: attack (gore).

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

Also adding Gurgle's Survival, as he may just happen to notice something like tracks.

Survival (Gurgle): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Uh... bet he won't...

"No, no, you take."

Gurgle snorts loudly and pushes its snout against Glab's back. Glab gets in the saddle on Gurgle's back and licks his own nostrils. "We go now? Fireworks will run away."

Seems like no one else wants the ring so I'll take it. Let me know if you want it after all.
Lord Zekk, how much does the ring add to climb?

Glab takes the Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good and puts it on one of his ugly fingers.

The next morning Chief Gutwad is waiting for the heroes and presents them some neat fireworks. Glab dives toward the Paper Candles and takes one. "Dazzle wazzle!"

Don't want to be too greedy so I'll take one for now :)

"I like ring! Climbing trees!"

Someone else also wants it? I'd prefer rolling for it instead rotating after each encounter.

Glab jumps on top of Gurgle and lets the boar run in circles around Zigzag and Nurpuls. "Haha! You go Earbiter, coward!", he laughs maniacally and throws his hands up in the air.

But I no Earbiter! I no lose ears!

"Hyacka!" Glab jumps on top of Zigzag. As he tries to hold Zigzag down, Glab's eyes roll in their sockets, "Snail taste gooood!"

I'd really like Glab to continue being a total... uhm... well, let him fly and do crazy stuff. But I'll make sure to do it only it roleplay situations.

As the flying/floating is only for roleplay situations I will relocate the skill point. Thank you!

I only just realized having the skill fly doesn't give a character the ability to fly. The skill fly makes a character more adept at flying when using other means to do so, those means being wings or magic. I thought, magic being a way to fly, a caster could simply do it when having the skill fly.

Glab has flown a couple of times up till now, but mostly in roleplay situations. Should I rewrite the part in his background that involves flying, and simply not use it anymore? Luckily we're still at an early point in the story.

Shame for the skill point, but so be it :/

Glab nods at Goma's words, "Gurgle and I best friends. I ride lot on Gurgle. You good riding pig too."