If someone walked up and gave you $2.73 (USD), what would you do?


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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

As the title asks...

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

Thank them.


Pull out my gun and rob them?


I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.

RPG Superstar 2012

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Pull out my gun and rob them?

You'd be sad to find out that's all the money they had, and they left their wallet in their other pants.


The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.

You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.


taig wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Pull out my gun and rob them?

You'd be sad to find out that's all the money they had, and they left their wallet in their other pants.

Sad? Nah, man, happiness is a warm gun.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.

Exactly. It's not that I'm bad at what I do... it's that I really want to win on numbers.


I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?


My suspicious nature would prevent me from accepting. I'd have to run off screaming at the top of my lungs.


The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.

+1


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?

Not from where I'm sitting.


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
+1

Hey, stop wasting my hard work!


Wet Blanket wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?

Not from where I'm sitting.

On a drying rack?


I'd roll a sense motive check

The Exchange

Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
taig wrote:

As the title asks...

See if they'd like to join me at Denny's for a coffee and a chat.


I would give it back. Because no one would be willing to give me 2.73 to do anything I would ever want to do.


If I had the other $7.27 go get a rock.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
If I had the other $7.27 go get a rock.

That's what sheen said!


Get a klondike bar?

Dark Archive

~force chokes the bum and then takes the money~

Liberty's Edge

That's just about enough for a 20 oz. bottle of Diet Mountain Dew and a Twix Bar.

Thanks for the mid-day snack.


Tell him that it isn't necessary and when he insists, I go buy an ice cream cone; chocolate to be specific, and offer my daughter one as well.


That's enough for me to purchase two of the delicious made fresh every day chocolate chip peanut butter cookies at work. And still get some change back. Soooo, thanks for the cookies!


Give it to Mon-el to get a better haircut.

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.

I think we can deduce that they already gave him a "tip."

Grand Lodge

It wasn't 2.73 ... it was ... about three fifty!

Shadow Lodge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 8

Wish them a Merry Christmas?

Dark Archive

Ask them why they are handing me money.

The Exchange

look for the hoodoo.


I'd reply, "sorry, but it's two decimal places to the right for that reach around."


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens Subscriber
taig wrote:
As the title asks...

I'd hand them a Klondike bar.


Ask them why they just gave me the money that roughly equals the value of the raw chemicals in a human body.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Give it to Mon-el to get a better haircut.

Did you hear spanky, he has joined the Green Lantern Corps now.


Get a soda and a bag of caramel corn, without the damned peanuts


I would assume that it's another benefit of being in the mysterious "Pen 15" club.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Hand them their copy of the Sunday New York Times and a box of Tic Tacs, thank them for their business, and tell them I'll see them next week.

Dark Archive

I'd go buy 2 McDoubles and offer them one.


Look for signs of the crazys and back away slowly.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.
I think we can deduce that they already gave him a "tip."

If only they'd stopped there. I've got scabs on my uvula! The brutes.


Put it on my metrocard, with thanks.


Then I'm supposed to give them a Canadian quarter in return and say "the falcon has landed." And make sure I'm not followed.

Silver Crusade

Accept it with thanks, and then drop it in the nearest donation box as soon as he's out of sight.

Dark Archive

buy a lunch...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I would provide them with the 21.84 seconds of legal advice that they purchased. This largely consists of me sighing deeply, and saying "Well, it depends..."


I'd scurry away while chuckling maniacally and counting my monies.


Sebastian wrote:
I would provide them with the 21.84 seconds of legal advice that they purchased. This largely consists of me sighing deeply, and saying "Well, it depends..."

~SCREAMS in horror~ $500 an hour? You are SOOOO not worth it!

~grins~


Sharoth wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I would provide them with the 21.84 seconds of legal advice that they purchased. This largely consists of me sighing deeply, and saying "Well, it depends..."

~SCREAMS in horror~ $500 an hour? You are SOOOO not worth it!

~grins~

You do know that every time you make Unfrozen Pony Lawyer reply to you, he adds it to your bill? By now, you already owe him all your miniatures and most of your RPG books.

And don't complain. It's your own fault for not reading the fine print. Plus complaining gets another reply, aka more of your loot.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hop in a time machine to the late 90s and buy a pack of smokes.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

[plug]Tell him 30 Haunts for Houses is currently on sale for $2.09 and he can have 64 cents back.[/plug]

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