Furnok of Ferd's page

Furnok's eyes cracked open and he sighed as he awoke early in the morning. Lying in his small hut, Furnok got out of bed and shuffled off to the privy before scratching together a morning meal of bread and cheese.

Getting dressed, Furnok thought about the day, he'd go see if he could get any mistakes at the bakery for his later meal and then head down near the cliffs. The rats had been scurrying upwards since some yahoo hadn't properly dumped and axing a bunch of them would get him some coppers and goodwill.

Slinging his scythe over his shoulder, Furnok whistled to his small terrier and ambled off. He'd also check the docks to see if there was anything to haul, maybe help any old folk lug their garbage to the cliffs since many couldn't handle the trek. Could see if the herbilist needed a lookout for when they went gathering, dern goblins were everywhere.

All set

Ok, first draft of Furnok of Ferd. No doubt it will need tweaking

Enjoyed playing

Furnok trades for the bracers.

Anyone want to buy something?

No offense taken. Transport is all I ask.

No idea about leaders or a coven, we have just seen glimpses of her when she uses her magic on us.

An old man with a cart comes around, yelling 'Bring our yer dead DMs! Bring out yer dead DMs!"

Got a dead DM to put on the cart?

Greetings. Well we were hired to investigate the loss of contact with the base of operations of some rangers on my world. Checking it out, we found that it was over run by ogres who killed the rangers and were lead by a night hag who used a flying barge to drop explosives on us. It has been terribly tough trying to combat her forces so if we can get up to the barge, we can deal with her.

Well it looks like that will help us up, but we'll need to get down as well. Hmmm..unless we can figure out the barge. Perhaps we can hire the services of someone to use the scroll to magic us up to the barge?

Hmm..That indeed sounds like a deal. Kemaras, would you be able to use the scroll?

Hmm..That Witch Broom looks useful for getting us up to the flying boat. How much in coins or trade?

Furnok starts looking over items that can allow flight while Bacon noms some treats.

I've read some nature books that cheetahs have pretty hard lives with trouble breeding and staying calm. I guess it is true.

That cheetahs never prosper.

Those sounds like mighty interesting offers, but right now we are interested in the marketplace. Have something specific in mind.

Evening. Furnok follows the kobold in.We've been having trouble with a hag who uses a flying barge to drop fire on us, if you have anything that can say, allow us to fly up or reach her, that would be very helpful.

Let's do a little shopping first so we can counter that flying barge.

Getting some magic that will allow us to fly will be helpful.

Bacon is a sucker for tummy rubs.

Floating sheep?

Bacon trots in and flumps down on a comfy rug.

I can foot the bill if needed.

Well this is a mighty fine gift, much obliged for the help. Furnok buffs his armor and Bacon prances around feeling macho.

I think the fight should just be handwaved, our pace has become just too slow.

Bacon oinks in the affrimative.

Furnok casts Magic Fang on Bacon that attacks the ghostly goblin

Bacon magic tusk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 202d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 1) + 6 = 8

Suddenly, the front gates burst open and reinforcements from Sandpoitn arrive to strike down the ogres and goblins!

Furnok grabs his cutlass, gets up (out of bed and runs a comb across his head.)

Bacon attacks a goblin, flanking with the ogre.

Attack,Bless,Flank: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 302d6 + 5 ⇒ (2, 2) + 5 = 9

Bacon charges down and attacks a goblin

Charge,Bless: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 302d6 + 5 ⇒ (3, 5) + 5 = 13

Rook? Big beefy guy.

How about a nice game of chess?

Bueller?

*Pokes Fox with a stick*

Furnok keeps going after everything hackable

Furnok steps over and starts slashing at the slimes
Cutlass+1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 331d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Cutlass+1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Are you waiting on me? Just use the attack roll I made above

Furnok forgoes his hammer and draws his cutlass to attack the ogre
Cutlass+1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 251d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Cutlass+1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Furnok keeps bashing at the nasty undead ogre in front of him

Hammer,Bless,GMW,Favored,Furious,PA,Shaken: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 2 - 2 = 181d12 + 4 + 2 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 18

Hammer,Bless,GMW,Favored,Furious,PA,Shaken: 1d20 + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 1 + 2 + 2 - 2 - 2 = 261d12 + 4 + 2 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 14

I think our DM has gone missing.

Helmet hair is a common problem of adventurers.

*Pats Cleo on head*

*Wonders if halflings make good emergency rations*

Furnok moves up and bashes at an undead ogre with his longhammer

Longhammer,PA,FE,Bless,GMW: 1d20 + 12 - 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 12 - 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 = 251d12 + 4 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 4 + 2 + 2 = 23

Being wedged behind everyone, especially some big butt trolls. Furnok backs off so he backs off to hopefully get himself out of bomb range.

Furnok is all set to bash with his hammer.

Best way to be friends with a troll? Get it a Sustaining Spoon.

Furnok knows pigs, not trolls.

Lost my dot Furnok just grunts and nods

Bacon is sleepy