OOOOhhh, who lives as an alias of a monkey?
GELBOB CUBEPANTS!
Acidic, and stealthy, and oozy is he!
GELBOB CUBEPANTS!
Clean up on isle five!
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This just in, My Little Ponies sent to dog food plant in order to feed The Pound Puppies.
What d'ya want, mac?My nuts. Hello.
You know, I really never make plans for my days off. Only because if I do words like premeditated get thrown around the courtroom...... Stay tuned to MTV for our next hit show.... Pimp My Pony!
I'm the old dood who went in the dungeon, came out scathed, and wants to tell others where the damn traps are...... Screw you old man! We'll find those traps on our own!
And best of all, we don't suck......!
Whut fer do trolls be allowed to hav intranet axess?
Hey, the thread name lied. This stuff ain't funny at all. :P
He's back by not so popular demand! Vote for your fearless leader the One and Only LPM this year! All hail the bringer of hookers and booze!!
I am, thanks! And though I am frustratingly weak, No Drugs At All So Far Today. Even longer than yesterday!Hear, hear. And I hope your back is healing quickly.I'm sorry. My day of gaming was also canceled. Maybe it would have been pushing it in my condition, but it is so rare for my old pal's schedule to ever line up...almost like an eclipse, blah. Here's to next time, Lynora. Drugs're bad. M'kay.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!Did baby zombie "mark" you again? O.o That sucks me!
I vote for hemp grocery bags. That way when parents get done looking at exorbitant grocery bills, or the stress from dragging screaming children through a grocery store they can then sit back at home roll up the grocery bag and smoke it.I'm appointing you to my cabinet! Might I suggest the "Lewinsky" model, I hear it's got a lot of room inside.
It's not just lame, it's Sofa King lame!
FaWTL isn't just family. It's Sofa King Family!!
Gruumash . is banned for not contributing more fake words. Ricca is not just banned. Ricca is Sofa King banned! And I ban myself for the bad puns.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [/'Little Orphan' Ani Skywalker] It's not just bad. It's Sofa King bad!
It's not just broken. It's Sofa King broken!
So I finally got around to watching the entire Star Wars original Trilogy. Totally underwhelmed. Poor story and horrible script, ok effects for the time, and I`m totally mystified as to why it was so popular. I guess I`m just not a good geek. Well shucks, that's not just wrong, that's Sofa King wrong!
Hello everybody! Come on down to Sofa-King, where the prices aren't just low. They're Sofa-King low!
You...you mean she has QUAD BOOBS?!? I thought that was only a legend! A myth!!They're big enough for +4. ;)+1. Or to be anatomically correct, +2. Unless there is something I don't know about Solnes....Better bump it up to +3 just in case. ;-)Well, this is Monkey 2.0. Kinder, gentler monkey. The dude who has no opinion on religion/politics/game design or avatar choices. I'm just gonna chill and try to focus on what's really important. Where my copy of Cheliax: Empire of Devils got to ... (seriously, I can't find that lil' hooker anywhere... really harshing my collector's buzz)Solnes' Chest? :P Come to FaWTLcon 2011 and see the amazing Solnes boobs for yourself! The price of admission is your company..... and $29.95.
Let me pour you a drink, CrimJ. Relax. Fawtly is the irresistible force that will march on, over all. Observe posting without anxiety. What else is up with you, man? Anything good? Eaten any good PIE lately? Need a Leafy hug? Want to make more innuendo about the PMG and his Mrs? Want to engage in edition warring? [I KID! I KID!]tell me about it. This however Pat may not be the best time since we are being invaded. I have been thoroughly chastised how ever to not at this time do a full scale retaliation.Blink Monkey ---- how are you doing?!?!?Figured it was time to end my self-imposed exile from OTD for a bit. See if I can refrain from entering any of the ridiculous religion/political/etc threads that have infested our once happy subforum. Plus I missed y'all. Just been working the PbP upstream and working lots, trying to get the bills paid. Them subscriptions don't pay for themselves ya know .. Everyone knows that Super Mega 54E with New MMO features is teh AWESUM!!! EvARthing elz is teh suxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!
Or away from a police investigation Taig.
LMAO Damn! there goes my keyboard.You don't give a woman credit! Are you mad, she'll max the damn cards out in one day! :PI think this is the most prolific Sunday we've had in a blink dogs age. Awesome work folks.Solnes has to take most of the credit for today. WARNING! WARNING! We interrupt this page to bring you this important safety notice. Reading FaWTL, Son of FaWTL, or any of the subsequent threads may damage, or even destroy your keyboard. If you have experienced this costly problem, or know someone who has, then tough shit. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Forum.
And the official adds one to Urizen's score.
Scrach und Sniffz?You ... haz sticker!?!?!Sticker got bigz aploz! Psst..... hey buddy, you interested in some Jenny Pousin Scratch and Sniff stickers?
And Sebastian's Back! Welcome back buddy. And as we see here the people of FAWTL greet each other in the traditional way, with a series of several swift kicks to the groin.
ugh found out that the city suffered 8 water main breaks yesterday. City officials state the boil order might last until early next week. That means I can't use my shower until then due to possible contamination. Try the NEW! Flesh Eating Bacteria Weight Loss Program!* Just two showers a day and watch the pounds vanish, just like magic!** *The producers of this diet are not responsible for pain, suffering, or disfigurement due to the use of this product.
So, pasta is malevolent then?Evil of a kind such as you've never known before. Worse than this! Barney eats pasta. And small children. Pasta means death for children. ~This message was paid for by the People Against Pastafarian Supremacy EvAngelistic Reform.)
Any good leads? You don't want to be the UPS guy? You'd be great at it, I hear they might be putting AC in their trucks soon. Have you considered an exciting career in Pest Management Services? You can make money and have fun all while slowly going crazy from the chemicals that seep into your bloodstream over the course of the next few years! And this isn't even mentioning the perks of crawling around on nasty kitchen floors look for roach shit! How cool is that? It's so cool it's ICE COLD!
The following is a test of our emergency profanity filters.
Spoiler:
F+@*
Shit Damn Cunt Cock Dyke Ass Hell Titties Boobs Dick ....This was just a test, if it had been a real emergency that would have been sad, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
The 2008 Day of the Dead sucks me BTW.
YOU said hi to the zombie this morning but not me? Effer!Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!! Kick his me, kick his me!!
Marvel bashing for TotP! DC stands for Don Keecox. He's my cousin.
Or, perhaps one exposure to this.It would take someone as lovely and smart as her 10,000 years of exposure to lethal levels of radiation to degenerate to my level.Treppa doesn't seem the type to like those kind of movies.I thought maybe she was degenerating to our level... I kill you now.
sad now :(Sorry :( that sucks ME
I already addressed this in my previous post which you obviously didn't bother to read!Don Keebalz.I already rulz teh Webz. Yes, you rule because you have Don Keebalz! :P
I already rulz teh Webz. Don Keebalz.
Well hello everybody. I'm here to tell you about an amazing new opportunity for you. How would you like to win the interwebz? Well I know I sure would, and I'm sure you would to! How can I do this, you ask? EASY! All you have to do is master the art of 'snark'. Snark is an ancient art that dates back to our pre-asshat ancestors, they would use it to fend off sabre tooth jerkwads, and now thanks to the miracle of modern science we have cloned 'snark' and made it available to you! All you need to do is place your order TODAY, and if you order now you will receive a free guide to 'Suck it!', so interweb trollz B-ware, with 'snark' and 'Suck it!' they don't stand a chance. *offer not valid in any way.
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Discuss the Malevolence here.
Uncover the source of the Malevolence here.
Let's discuss our Beginner's Box adventure here!
Here we will begin our adventures in Otari!
Discuss the Haunting of Hinojai here!
Here you shall investigate the Haunting of Hinojai!
I played a level 1 Spiritualist named Yellow Pete in Hall of the Flesh Eaters. Our party consisted of all Occult classes. 1 mesmerist, 1 medium, and 2 spiritualists, of which I was one. My build:
Hatred Phantom: Captain Whistleteeth
The overall shtick is that Yellow Pete was the only surviving member of a pirate crew that was lost at sea. He is now haunted by the captain of his ship, Captain Whistleteeth, who wants Pete to get their booty back. Unfortunately, the captain thinks Pete is a scaredy cat, hence the nickname. The RP between the two characters was a lot of fun for me, much more so than any other pet class I have played. The fact that the phantom can talk and interact with his spiritualist host, as well as the other PCs, brought a lot of RP value. Unfortunately, that's where the fun ended. Yellow Pete was not very exciting as a caster. He didn't have much magical or psychic flavor. He had 2 spells at level 1: Mage Armor and Cure Light Wounds, and 3 spells per day. I cast mage armor on Pete and the phantom and that left Pete with one spell for the day. Because we were all fresh out of the box level ones, healing was a big issue for us, so I saved that spell for cure light. And boy did we need it. I sent the phantom off to scout and triggered the first combat encounter. (I should say here that I got the idea to use the phantom as a scout from reading the forums. The idea would not have come to me naturally as there is no mention of scouting in the spiritualist's description or that this was the initial design decision for the phantom, but it seems to have become its default role). Fortunately, I had manifested the phantom in incorporeal form, so even though he triggered combat, he couldn't be hurt. But once combat was triggered I didn't know how to switch him to ectoplasmic so he could fight. Turns out phantoms can't switch forms. Well, they can but it involves dismissing the phantom and then remanifesting it in a ritual that takes 1 minute. So, basically switching can't be done in combat. Luckily, Pete had a light crossbow and feats in ranged combat! The other spiritualist didn't even have his phantom manifested, and couldn't manifest it in time, so was basically out of combat that first encounter. His character hid. The party would have TPKed in every encounter if it weren't for our kind GM. None of our classes were effective in combat and the mobs hit very hard. In the middle of the first combat, the other spiritualist announced that he wanted to change classes. We talked him out of it, but maybe we shouldn't have because we barely survived the scenario. But the difficulty level may have had more to do with that particular scenario than the Occult classes being under-powered. Any brand new level ones would have had a hard time I think. At one point we decided to sleep overnight in the dungeon so we could recover spells and heal a little. The next day I saved my spells for cure light wounds (cast out of combat between fights) and didn't cast mage armor, but again we almost TPKed in the final fight. Without mage armor the Captain only has an AC of 14. Pete was the last man standing, and, once again, thank goodness for point-blank shot and precise shot (and his light crossbow!). Pete took down the BBEG and lived to tell the tale with 3 hit points remaining. This class needs some kinks worked out before it is ready for prime time. Phantoms need to be able to take advantage of the versatility of their forms and spiritualists need more ways to survive, especially at low levels. Perhaps touch spells can come at level 1 instead of 3. I don't see any reasons for phantoms to have incorporeal form at level 1 when they can't cast touch spells yet. Scouting can be done just as easily with ectoplasmic form and phase lurch (if that is going to be the phantom's real role). I had fun playing Pete and the Captain, but that had more to do with my character concepts than anything else. For more info on this playtest from the mesmerist's POV, click here
Is it mechanically important that the Kitsune Star Gem glows like faerie fire? Is it casting faerie fire?
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