paizo.com Recent Posts by Dirk Gently; Holistic Detectivepaizo.com Recent Posts by Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective2017-08-05T19:04:48Z2017-08-05T19:04:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3924?Deep-6-FaWtL#1961662018-06-20T12:15:52Z2018-06-20T05:43:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> If superheroes were real their suits would be covered in logos like a NASCAR driver's. </blockquote>Like in Tiger and Bunny! </blockquote><p>What if, like, nascar racers ARE superheroes...
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Interconnectedness and all that jazz.</p>lynora wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote: If superheroes were real their suits would be covered in logos like a NASCAR driver's.
Like in Tiger and Bunny! What if, like, nascar racers ARE superheroes...
Interconnectedness and all that jazz.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2018-06-20T05:43:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3901?Deep-6-FaWtL#1950072018-06-13T19:01:31Z2018-06-13T13:58:48Z<p>Does it matter??
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Edit: ninja'd but...
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Does it matter??</p>Does it matter??
Edit: ninja'd but...
Does it matter??Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2018-06-13T13:58:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3895?Deep-6-FaWtL#1947192018-06-13T00:08:21Z2018-06-11T21:13:03Z<p>Yes, I like it.</p>Yes, I like it.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2018-06-11T21:13:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3847?Deep-6-FaWtL#1923342018-05-22T17:02:14Z2018-05-22T15:15:07Z<p>I was looking through some old Alias and found this one.
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probably some quantum function of the universe being interconnected ya know?</p>I was looking through some old Alias and found this one.
probably some quantum function of the universe being interconnected ya know?Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2018-05-22T15:15:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=485?Last-one-to-post-wins#242422017-10-04T12:27:13Z2017-10-04T12:26:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">HepPlutoCat wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Game Hamster wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Aristocats or Aristocrats
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I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known. </blockquote>Like, we're all one consciousness, man. The differences don't matter. </blockquote><p>Yes, yes, interconnectedness of all things and all that jazz. Could you pass the brownies?HepPlutoCat wrote:The Game Hamster wrote:Aristocats or Aristocrats
I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known.
Like, we're all one consciousness, man. The differences don't matter. Yes, yes, interconnectedness of all things and all that jazz. Could you pass the brownies?Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-10-04T12:26:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=484?Last-one-to-post-wins#241802017-09-24T17:28:07Z2017-09-24T17:28:07Z<p><i>•mutters incoherently about the interconnectedness of all things•</i>
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And that's why this post makes sense.</p>*mutters incoherently about the interconnectedness of all things*
And that's why this post makes sense.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-09-24T17:28:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7&page=4?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#1552017-08-24T18:18:19Z2017-08-24T15:24:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh! My favorite Starfinder easter egg, <i>Eyeswide Agency,</i> purveyors of holistic investigation services on Absalom Station. </blockquote><p>Oh, it was bound to happen...
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now, should I get out of bed, or cut a hole in my sheets to smoke this lovely cigar?
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maybe, I'll just smoke it, without either of those things...</p>captain yesterday wrote:Oh! My favorite Starfinder easter egg, Eyeswide Agency, purveyors of holistic investigation services on Absalom Station.
Oh, it was bound to happen...
now, should I get out of bed, or cut a hole in my sheets to smoke this lovely cigar?
maybe, I'll just smoke it, without either of those things...Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-24T15:24:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7&page=4?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#1532017-08-24T18:17:32Z2017-08-24T15:14:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Hermione shouldn't have settled for Ron.</i></p>
<p>Or so i'm told.</p>
<p>I personally can't stand Harry Potter.</p>
<p>Harryshotfirst. </blockquote><p>You don't like Harry Potter because <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>I</span></b> like Harry Potter, <span class=messageboard-ooc>(some irrelevant catchphrase about the interconnectedness of all things)</span>Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:Hermione shouldn't have settled for Ron.
Or so i'm told.
I personally can't stand Harry Potter.
Harryshotfirst.
You don't like Harry Potter because I like Harry Potter, (some irrelevant catchphrase about the interconnectedness of all things)Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-24T15:14:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7&page=2?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#982017-08-14T15:32:30Z2017-08-14T13:45:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Eoghnved wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> There are no coincidences. </blockquote>But sometimes the pattern is more obvious. </blockquote><p>Speaking of patterns, have you ever examined your foot? I do believe that the swirly kikaboodles on them should have something to do with your future if one could discover the interconnectedness of all things.Eoghnved wrote:DungeonmasterCal wrote: There are no coincidences.
But sometimes the pattern is more obvious. Speaking of patterns, have you ever examined your foot? I do believe that the swirly kikaboodles on them should have something to do with your future if one could discover the interconnectedness of all things.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-14T13:45:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#482017-08-09T23:13:05Z2017-08-09T18:59:04Z<p>Your welcome of course.</p>Your welcome of course.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T18:59:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=3?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#1382017-08-09T23:11:38Z2017-08-09T18:55:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bill S. Preston, Esq. wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 157th Doctor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> I liked you better as a hamster. </blockquote>That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir. </blockquote>No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant. </blockquote>No. You don't. </blockquote>See now your just being... <i>•dramatic music plays•</i> contrary </blockquote>WELL now your just being silly. </blockquote>You stealing my shtick! </blockquote>Rufus already stole it dude! </blockquote><p><i>•GASP•</i> IT must be interconnected!!Bill S. Preston, Esq. wrote:The 157th Doctor wrote: Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: Sissyl wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: I liked you better as a hamster.
That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir. No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant. No. You don't. See now your just being... *dramatic music plays* contrary WELL now your just being silly. You stealing my shtick! Rufus already stole it...Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T18:55:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=13?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#6102017-08-09T23:14:07Z2017-08-09T18:49:40Z<p>Voting for a Harrison, could, in fact, keep this thread alive!
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Or... It could kill it, horribly, and tragically...
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THE only way to find out would be to try it. OR buy my new book, previously mentioned on <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3316?Deep-6-FaWtL#165794" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Deep 6 FaWtL</a></p>Voting for a Harrison, could, in fact, keep this thread alive!
Or... It could kill it, horribly, and tragically...
THE only way to find out would be to try it. OR buy my new book, previously mentioned on Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T18:49:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=3?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#1352017-08-09T23:11:20Z2017-08-09T18:47:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> I liked you better as a hamster. </blockquote>That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir. </blockquote>No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant. </blockquote>No. You don't. </blockquote>See now your just being... <i>•dramatic music plays•</i> contrary </blockquote><p>WELL now your just being silly.Vidmaster7 wrote:Sissyl wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: I liked you better as a hamster.
That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir. No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant. No. You don't. See now your just being... *dramatic music plays* contrary WELL now your just being silly.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T18:47:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#462017-08-09T23:13:01Z2017-08-09T18:41:04Z<p>I Will! AND I shall now favorite my post and Yours</p>
<p>PING! See? I did it.</p>I Will! AND I shall now favorite my post and Yours
PING! See? I did it.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T18:41:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#442017-08-09T18:29:49Z2017-08-09T17:35:28Z<p>Apperantly, my appearance makes threads die! Who knew?
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Well, I guess everybody now!</p>Apperantly, my appearance makes threads die! Who knew?
Well, I guess everybody now!Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-09T17:35:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=3?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#1302017-08-09T14:33:26Z2017-08-06T18:04:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> I liked you better as a hamster. </blockquote><p>That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir.Vidmaster7 wrote:I liked you better as a hamster.
That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-06T18:04:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=6?A-race-to-400-aliases#2572017-08-06T01:02:40Z2017-08-06T01:02:05Z<p>Linky Dinkies if you would?
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We must interconnect the threads...</p>Linky Dinkies if you would?
We must interconnect the threads...Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-06T01:02:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3317?Deep-6-FaWtL#1658092017-08-06T01:03:41Z2017-08-06T00:58:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> And apparently they're putting a Dave & Buster's across the street from work.</p>
<p>Which I only know of because of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. </blockquote><p>Dave and Buster's is fun. Its like Olive Garden met Chuck E. Cheese's and they had a child, who takes after Olive just a tad bit more.captain yesterday wrote:And apparently they're putting a Dave & Buster's across the street from work.
Which I only know of because of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Dave and Buster's is fun. Its like Olive Garden met Chuck E. Cheese's and they had a child, who takes after Olive just a tad bit more.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-06T00:58:57ZRe: Forums: Television: Dirk Gently's Holistic detective agency (Netflix)Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2k5?Dirk-Gentlys-Holistic-detective-agency#122017-08-06T01:42:08Z2017-08-06T00:33:20Z<p>Oh!! Hey!! Look, its a thread all about me!
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And some sort of strange version of I on the teley.
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Interesting... I may have to watch it, it could help in my next case. Or the last one, who knows?</p>Oh!! Hey!! Look, its a thread all about me!
And some sort of strange version of I on the teley.
Interesting... I may have to watch it, it could help in my next case. Or the last one, who knows?Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-06T00:33:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3317?Deep-6-FaWtL#1658042017-08-06T00:22:52Z2017-08-06T00:05:31Z<p>I'll send you good vibes man... Unless you want bad ones.</p>I'll send you good vibes man... Unless you want bad ones.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-06T00:05:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=13?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#6072017-08-06T01:32:19Z2017-08-05T20:08:18Z<p>Because, it is better to listen to new age, as we enter this period of enlightenment and <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22662" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">quantum locked cats and posts.</a></p>Because, it is better to listen to new age, as we enter this period of enlightenment and quantum locked cats and posts.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T20:08:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=3?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#1232017-08-06T01:33:53Z2017-08-05T20:04:04Z<p>That was, despite seeming interconnected with the post before it, actually, not relevant to anything at all.
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This makes it a singularity, and disproves the interconectedness of all things, which causes it to be interconnected with the thought that all things are connected, which causes it to be interconnected with all things, and that is why my post is relevant, as before it was just irrelevant and discussed an issue which seemed to be a singularity.</p>That was, despite seeming interconnected with the post before it, actually, not relevant to anything at all.
This makes it a singularity, and disproves the interconectedness of all things, which causes it to be interconnected with the thought that all things are connected, which causes it to be interconnected with all things, and that is why my post is relevant, as before it was just irrelevant and discussed an issue which seemed to be a singularity.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T20:04:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=6?A-race-to-400-aliases#2552017-08-05T19:58:59Z2017-08-05T19:58:59Z<p>That sir, is in some incredulous way that I totally did not just make up, related to my new alias.</p>That sir, is in some incredulous way that I totally did not just make up, related to my new alias.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T19:58:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3316?Deep-6-FaWtL#1657972017-08-06T00:19:01Z2017-08-05T19:35:11Z<p>That would be the general point.
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I say spend the twenty bucks (hmm? Oh no, I said twenty before, who ever mentioned fifteen measly bucks?) and get yourself truly enlightened with my new book.
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Or for a mere fifty dollars a day, you could have me investigate your next existential crisis. Ten for retainer-ship, payable in a lump sum at the end of the month.</p>That would be the general point.
I say spend the twenty bucks (hmm? Oh no, I said twenty before, who ever mentioned fifteen measly bucks?) and get yourself truly enlightened with my new book.
Or for a mere fifty dollars a day, you could have me investigate your next existential crisis. Ten for retainer-ship, payable in a lump sum at the end of the month.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T19:35:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3316?Deep-6-FaWtL#1657942017-08-06T00:18:02Z2017-08-05T19:10:59Z<p>Ask yourself, Is this related somehow to all the other pages on Paizo?
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The answer, is of course, yes, and is, in fact, related to the belly-button lint some poor sap removed from his girlfriends belly-button, who lives two counties over from Pulg, last night.
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Why this specific thing you might ask?
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Why, because of the <i>interconnectedness</i> of all things.
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I discuss in detail in my new book <i>"The Interconnectedness of All Things"</i>. Buy it today for only $14.99 or commercial equivalent.</p>Ask yourself, Is this related somehow to all the other pages on Paizo?
The answer, is of course, yes, and is, in fact, related to the belly-button lint some poor sap removed from his girlfriends belly-button, who lives two counties over from Pulg, last night.
Why this specific thing you might ask?
Why, because of the interconnectedness of all things.
I discuss in detail in my new book "The Interconnectedness of All Things". Buy it today for only $14.99 or commercial equivalent.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T19:10:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhr7?Captain-Yesterdays-Home-For-Nuanced-And-Civil#432017-08-06T01:41:27Z2017-08-05T19:06:23Z<p>Nonsense, It's just the <i>interconnectedness</i> of all things.
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Even my earwax this morning was somehow related... probably only on a minute level, but you get the point.</p>Nonsense, It's just the interconnectedness of all things.
Even my earwax this morning was somehow related... probably only on a minute level, but you get the point.Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective (alias of Goblin Kid)2017-08-05T19:06:23Z