The Great Landmine |
Treppa wrote:They are happy because they feed on your pain and suffering and anger...Freehold DM wrote:The f!!#ing trees may be f~~~ing happy, but I'm not! *shakes fist* Arboreal menaces!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:happy little trees... HAPPY LITTLE TREES!!!Treppa wrote:Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*Ah grasshopper, you must find your inner Bob Ross.
Brrharroom. Sadly, such is the ways of Old Man Willow and the Old Forest for a terrible long count of years.
houstonderek |
Freehold DM wrote:I DID!TOZ wrote:hey you guys can quit your job at any time!ebon_fyre wrote:I'm disappointed at the lack of world-ending.I know, right? Thanks to Freehold messing it up we all still have to go to work and stuff!
Did you finally tell Uncle Sam to take that job and shove it? ;-)
MagusJanus |
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Well, today, I utterly dumbfounded a psychology major who wouldn't leave me alone while I was shopping.
He kept going on and on about identity and things like that. I sparked his interest because I was looking at a magazine of celeb scandals (and succeeding at not laughing at how ridiculous it is) and the kid apparently had nothing better to do. Looked to be about 19.
He kept going on for a bit about finding a unique identity vs. trying to mold to an identity and how he could give proper advice on finding one's own identity. Kept mentioning a few psychological theories. Finally, I got fed up.
This is what I said that dumbfounded him:
"What am I? Who am I now? Am I even still human? If you can answer those questions, right now, I'll listen to your ceaseless, senseless blathering for as long as you wish to speak. You have ten seconds to start answering."
Unsurprisingly, he had no answers. I got a discount for finally getting him to shut up.
Drejk |
Well, today, I utterly dumbfounded a psychology major who wouldn't leave me alone while I was shopping.
He kept going on and on about identity and things like that. I sparked his interest because I was looking at a magazine of celeb scandals (and succeeding at not laughing at how ridiculous it is) and the kid apparently had nothing better to do. Looked to be about 19.
He kept going on for a bit about finding a unique identity vs. trying to mold to an identity and how he could give proper advice on finding one's own identity. Kept mentioning a few psychological theories. Finally, I got fed up.
This is what I said that dumbfounded him:
"What am I? Who am I now? Am I even still human? If you can answer those questions, right now, I'll listen to your ceaseless, senseless blathering for as long as you wish to speak. You have ten seconds to start answering."
Unsurprisingly, he had no answers. I got a discount for finally getting him to shut up.
Sounds more like some sort of sect recruiter or other kind of quack.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Koalafolk!
Can you make an undead variant that drops from trees as a pounce/charge attack and does bleed damage or sucks blood?
Ambrosia Slaad |
Maybe they're more like arboreal piranha?
Please don't let any movie producers for the SyFy network be reading this.
MagusJanus |
Maybe they're more like arboreal piranha?
Please don't let any movie producers for the SyFy network be reading this.
Ambrosia Slaad |
I am more and more tempted to write a setting where powerful uplifting magics were unleashed in the past creating dozens of animalistic humanoid races beyond the regular races. Say "enough" to overly-humanocentric settings!
They used tech and genetic engineering to uplift animals in the Eclipse Phase setting. It was released under Creative Commons licensing, so I can legally share the PDF if you (or anyone else) want it.
Drejk |
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Drejk wrote:I am more and more tempted to write a setting where powerful uplifting magics were unleashed in the past creating dozens of animalistic humanoid races beyond the regular races. Say "enough" to overly-humanocentric settings!They used tech and genetic engineering to uplift animals in the Eclipse Phase setting. It was released under Creative Commons licensing, so I can legally share the PDF if you (or anyone else) want it.
I downloaded it from the author's blog.