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Impus Major's first statement on emerging from WhimseyShire this morning: Grave robbing is a victimless crime. Incorrect. I had plans for that cemetery.
I plead the Fifth.
This is my origin story.
Fear not. This transgression will be addressed anon.
Question: Is the moat radioactive, or the alligators?Your whinging is tiresome from repeated listening. Now go tend the radioactive alligator moat.But I need a cool boss theme for my recurring appearances that is noticeably different from the usual boss track and also won't get tiresome from repeated listening!Damn it, henchman! I am not sacrificing another maintenance employee for your microwave remixes. Do you have any idea how much of a pain it is to get a properly trained employee to sign all those NDAs and ignore a few deliberate OSHA violations?! Look, one basically leads to the other at this point. Causality is for chumps.
But I need a cool boss theme for my recurring appearances that is noticeably different from the usual boss track and also won't get tiresome from repeated listening!Damn it, henchman! I am not sacrificing another maintenance employee for your microwave remixes. Do you have any idea how much of a pain it is to get a properly trained employee to sign all those NDAs and ignore a few deliberate OSHA violations?! Your whinging is tiresome from repeated listening. Now go tend the radioactive alligator moat.
Damn it, henchman! I am not sacrificing another maintenance employee for your microwave remixes. Do you have any idea how much of a pain it is to get a properly trained employee to sign all those NDAs and ignore a few deliberate OSHA violations?!
And no one wants that option, anyway.
And don't let those Jedi hippies tell you otherwise.
Photography, color, and light Maybe it's white and gold.
AGED WIZARD, is that like Old Red Dragon that gives you roaring dragons breath the morning after.Aged (IE= Adle-pated) Wizard- Oh wait, that's dragons, just a sec,..."
You make it sound like these things are mutually exclusive.
Well, now I gotta go get the secret-keeping knife.I KNEW IT!!!Nah, I've been claiming LE for a while. It makes it harder for the kids to mount a protestation of "giving any homework is evil" when the response is just "yeah, and?"Oh, silly man. We won't kill you. We'll just all sign you up for different lootbox subscriptions, and you'll never clear out your house. We won't go to jail over mailing presents to a friend! Secret kept!
I KNEW IT!!!Nah, I've been claiming LE for a while. It makes it harder for the kids to mount a protestation of "giving any homework is evil" when the response is just "yeah, and?"Oh, silly man. We won't kill you. We'll just all sign you up for different lootbox subscriptions, and you'll never clear out your house. We won't go to jail over mailing presents to a friend! Well, now I gotta go get the secret-keeping knife.
It is most fortuitous you are in position.
Someone needs some Asmodeus Bully Lager.
asmodeus bully lager The official brew of Cheliax.
I mean, being a nascent supervillain obviously doesn't help matters.
I keep telling me that life would be less irritating and more entertaining if I'd just give in and become Chaotic Evil. Wouldn't it really be more Lawful? You're working entirely within the system.
They seem like pragmatic folk. I will happily enslave them free of charge.
I must have words with the wardrobe team.
ah, hentai foundry. Been a long time...Who would have thought that we (not really me, but you get the idea) would be working with a petabyte of storage? Damn. RECALIBRATE THE KRAKEN.
I can think of few better ways to preserve a family than through careful pickling.
Do as I say because if you don't, I am going to have to eat your br... ummm... report to your parents?Because I am the Authority here and that alone should be enough for you to respect and obey me despite me doing nothing whatsoever to earn it. Do you want me to earn it?
I'll respawn like I always do =)He better not. That is my button, and I will cut him.i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...Kay.I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS! Well, saves me time on the hiring process, I suppose.
i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...Kay.I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS! He better not. That is my button, and I will cut him.
it sucks when you are the solution to every problem. But it does mean you can impose a...permanent solution to said problem.
We do not break the slaves. That gets expensive.
Naturally.
Scint showed too. And you shall all cower before my reign of terror!
why do I see you patiently tapping a riding crop into your free hand as I read this? I couldn't possibly imagine.
Besides. Indoctrinating the children breeds competition for world domination. Encouraging them to speak their minds identifies the dissidents early.
So you want to literally be the Blackguard of Puns now? How limiting. |