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And don't let those Jedi hippies tell you otherwise.


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Vanykrye wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Photography, color, and light

And for those of us who are colorblind...well...this is how Freehold feels about math.

It's fascinating to me and I truly appreciate the explanation, but at the same time all I can ever feel is frustration when Aiymi or Zelda look at me and go "Do you really believe that's blue?" Yes, or I wouldn't have said "Wow, look at that blue house!" Now imagine what something that's not a single block of color will do to me.

Maybe it's white and gold.


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Ragadolf wrote:
Dizzydoo42 wrote:
AGED WIZARD, is that like Old Red Dragon that gives you roaring dragons breath the morning after.
Aged (IE= Adle-pated) Wizard- "Meddle not in the affairs of WIZARDS! For you are crunchy and good with katsup! Oh wait, that's dragons, just a sec,..."

casts Form of the Dragon

You make it sound like these things are mutually exclusive.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

How to Make FaWtL Kill You:

(1) Brr... it's only August 1, but it's pretty chilly today. I may need to turn on the heat soon... (65°F and overcast with a stiff breeze)

(2) My utility bill was... $23 this month. Woo hoo for solar!

Oh, silly man. We won't kill you. We'll just all sign you up for different lootbox subscriptions, and you'll never clear out your house. We won't go to jail over mailing presents to a friend!

Wow... I think I just heard your alignment shatter...

Nah, I've been claiming LE for a while. It makes it harder for the kids to mount a protestation of "giving any homework is evil" when the response is just "yeah, and?"
I KNEW IT!!!
Well, now I gotta go get the secret-keeping knife.

looks down at handle of knife protruding from chest

Is this it here?

collapses

Secret kept!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

How to Make FaWtL Kill You:

(1) Brr... it's only August 1, but it's pretty chilly today. I may need to turn on the heat soon... (65°F and overcast with a stiff breeze)

(2) My utility bill was... $23 this month. Woo hoo for solar!

Oh, silly man. We won't kill you. We'll just all sign you up for different lootbox subscriptions, and you'll never clear out your house. We won't go to jail over mailing presents to a friend!

Wow... I think I just heard your alignment shatter...

Nah, I've been claiming LE for a while. It makes it harder for the kids to mount a protestation of "giving any homework is evil" when the response is just "yeah, and?"
I KNEW IT!!!

Well, now I gotta go get the secret-keeping knife.


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captain yesterday wrote:

The lady with the crosses in every window and mirrors strategically placed on the outside of her house, which she splashes with boiling water.

Apparently, the mail people have stopped delivering mail because she screams at them for being Illuminati assassins and she also called the cops on the maintenance guy for also being an assassin.

Yet, when I walk by with the dog she'll occasionally open her door, smile, say hi and then disappear again.

Interesting.

It is most fortuitous you are in position.


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Gary Teter wrote:

Jamesbot, epoch 10:

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Someone needs some Asmodeus Bully Lager.


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Gary Teter wrote:
asmodeus bully lager

The official brew of Cheliax.


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I mean, being a nascent supervillain obviously doesn't help matters.


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Amby's Brain wrote:
I keep telling me that life would be less irritating and more entertaining if I'd just give in and become Chaotic Evil.

Wouldn't it really be more Lawful? You're working entirely within the system.


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They seem like pragmatic folk. I will happily enslave them free of charge.


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I must have words with the wardrobe team.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Who would have thought that we (not really me, but you get the idea) would be working with a petabyte of storage? Damn.

that is EXACTLY what i would use it for....

downloads ALL the porn

*Does his best Bane impression*

"Oh, you think porn is your ally, you merely adopted the smut. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see decency until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!..."

*Swirls his brandy, sipping from glass with a haughty mien, while browsing hentai-foundry*

ah, hentai foundry. Been a long time...

Wait, that's a real thing? I was just laughing at the idea of a foundry for hentai...

"What... exactly... do you need a metal casing... of tentacles... for...?"

Simple.

ROBOT KRAKEN.

No more questions?

Good.

RECALIBRATE THE KRAKEN.


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Just a Mort wrote:

You know, if Nobody's home were here, he'd smite you as a paladin of Erastil?

Family values, people. Family.

*sighs* I ish not pally and has no smite.

I can think of few better ways to preserve a family than through careful pickling.


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Orthos wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Do as I say because if you don't, I am going to have to eat your br... ummm... report to your parents?
Because I am the Authority here and that alone should be enough for you to respect and obey me despite me doing nothing whatsoever to earn it.

Do you want me to earn it?


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Orthos, Recurring Evil Henchman wrote:
Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.
LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS!
Kay.
i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...
He better not. That is my button, and I will cut him.
I'll respawn like I always do =)

Well, saves me time on the hiring process, I suppose.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.
LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS!
Kay.
i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...

He better not. That is my button, and I will cut him.


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Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

One of the things I stick to is if you think the person is doing a bad job, see if you can do better. If you can't, then just s*ck it and don't complain.

It's easy to criticize, not so easy to do.

And there's the rub. I do do things better, every day.

My reward? "Oh, xxx screwed this up again, so we need you to re-do the whole thing and fix it all. And now we're under a time crunch so we need you to do it in half the time it took them."

And yes, I do it, so I'm always the top-ranked member of my team, have job security, and the respect of my peers and all the higher-ups. Even the VP of our division says, "Oh? There's an issue there? Have NobodysHome fix it and clean it up."

It's rewarding, but when the same co-worker makes the same mistake the sixth or seventh time, you start wondering whether they're doing it on purpose just to foist more work on you. Because if there aren't any consequences, then why not?

EDIT: But seriously, when the instructions are, "Stop if you encounter an error," there's no, "Doing it better". You either followed the instructions or you didn't. How is it that half my department can't follow even THAT instruction?

it sucks when you are the solution to every problem.

But it does mean you can impose a...permanent solution to said problem.


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We do not break the slaves. That gets expensive.


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Orthos wrote:

Limey got to it before I did. There is one exception/alternative to the rich idiot scenario.

You can look like a rich villain instead.

Smug politician, corporate douchebag, boss of Team Rocket, the list goes on. Suits and villainy mix well.

Naturally.


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Drejk wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:

Orthos is back?!

Also, I've been away due to...

1) School

2) NaNoWriMo

...anyway, hope you all been doing well!

Scint showed too.

And you shall all cower before my reign of terror! cackles


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Freehold DM wrote:
why do I see you patiently tapping a riding crop into your free hand as I read this?

I couldn't possibly imagine.


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Besides. Indoctrinating the children breeds competition for world domination. Encouraging them to speak their minds identifies the dissidents early.


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If we're doing this, we're doing this in style.


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Orthos wrote:
So you want to literally be the Blackguard of Puns now?

How limiting.