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Dancing Wind wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Got to work early, started setting my pavers for a circle, left at about 8, got divorced, and went back to work and finished laying down the rest of the pavers for the circle.
Huh? Is that a reading comprehension trick test?

I assure you I barely understand what the word "comprehension" even means.


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Or maybe I'll harass some MMA fighters.


I knew it.


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Jeff Lee wrote:
This forum post is still way too long.

Are you sure about that?


Not me.

Beyond that, no idea, I wandered in when I was bored one day and saw Orthos posting in here.


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That's why we need a FAQ button in off topic! What's the worst that could happen...


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Hmm, perhaps I should ask myself s$%!.


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Sharoth wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

What the f**@ happened to Orthos!

I miss him.

I've wondered about him, too.

Next time I see that he is online and playing Neverwinter Nights, I will send him a PM and tell him that you two were asking about him.

Oh, and CY, WE will be asking the questions and there had better be answers, ok?

Can you do that!?!
Can we?

I. Don't. Know.

This is why we need a FAQ button in off topic.


I'll allow that.


I'm going to flag this so it gets moved to homebrew...


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Well, I don't see how any of this fixes the Shifter class.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Wait... I thought this thread was all about worshipping Freehold's Black Manliness (TM)?

I thought it was about basking in his Black Manliness (patent pending).


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I have a new alias for you. "Captain memory lose"

It would probably just get deleted or I'd get a 24 hour ban for using it.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
A candle shaped like Kurt Vonnegut, or a little diorama like this, with a statue of the man and an excerpt from 'Breakfast of Champions' or somesuch?

Novena candles typically look like this and are used in nine-day Catholic devotions.

They usually cost around a dollar because they're mass-produced with the lowest-quality paraffin candle wax and cheap dyes, and the glass gets very hot.

Why can't I retweet that!

What the smurf is happening!!


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You can do that?... Well sonofab$++*! So that's what I've been doing wrong.


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Jess Door wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
I have nothing of any value to add.
AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?
I only hide behind the couch when characters on TV are in a really embarrassing situation.

Probably shouldn't watch Game Of Thrones then.

Unless you like hiding behind your couch.


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But can the ground see the sun.


I have made a positive contribution!!


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I have used my powers for good!!!


Or is it the only way.

That in itself needed a FAQ.


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There's only one way to know who's right.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Unless you've extended your pinky while sipping that tea, you've shot all etiquette right out the window.

I hardly think etiquette belongs in a civil discussion.


Enemies?


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What the hell happened in here overnight.


Rysky wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
But what if I don't have Ultimate Intrigue, can I not use slashing grace then, or do I just have to find out how it's changed if it's brought up I'm using it wrong.
Good question, that would be something you would need ask the PFS people (unless they've already weighed in on it).

That's all I needed to hear!

Starts hammering the FAQ button.

So much for my twelve step program.


Where's the spoiler tags! Now I'm going to know everything about the campaign!

Or is that something the GM should know...

Smurf it all, no FAQ button! It's the off topic debacle all over again!


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Tacticslion wrote:
doyt

I'm going to FAQ this. It's the only way to be sure.


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Is it? I guess we'll find out...

not to worry, I also got the OP, I just can't help myself.


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If Kobold Cleaver put it somewhere where I can FAQ it, we would know (eventually) now wouldn't we!

Not that it matters, it doesn't even bother me at all.

turns around, sobbing.


Finally! I can use my powers for good!!

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!


Damn it, off topic really needs a FAQ button!

How are we going to know for sure!


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I'm not sure if I should answer those.

Questions are a huge trigger for me.


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I can't help myself!!!


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I think you're right, but there's only one way to be sure.


Why not?


But what does it say.


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I'm going to have to FAQ that, just to be sure.


But how will i FAQ it then...


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Gamer Talk! How are my pressing rules questions going to get in the FAQ if they're stuck in Gamer Talk!

There isn't even a FAQ button!!!!


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I don't care but I flagged it anyway.

keeps hammering FAQ button.


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Wait a minute...


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What will I know to FAQ!

Damn it, society isn't supposed to work this way.

... oh wait, nope, I was just reading it wrong, sorry, my bad.


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Rysky wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Jeez, let's start ten threads about it.
You should make an alias for each one.

I guess that's for the masses to decide. :-)


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I guess that explains why my FAQ button isn't working...


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Wait a minute, he can't admit he was wrong can he?

Why, if Freehold admits fault, that means everyone here on these boards could be wrong about something.

Starts eyeing everyone suspiciously.


Evidently, my FAQ button locked up another thread.

I'm not surprised.


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I FAQ'd it, I just can't help myself!

Also, is it an Open Area or A Sand Box. Those are two very different things. :-)


I. Can't. Help. Myself!!!!!

Future generations will thank me!


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I'll have to FAQ that. It's the only way to be sure.


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Why on earth would I think you ever meant to offend. :-D

I've got thicker skin then that man, all good. :-)

I'm still going to have to FAQ that however.

Full Name

Aaron Callforth

Race

Human

Classes/Levels

Summoner/1 Hp 9 AC 15, t 12, ff13

Gender

M

Size

M

Age

19

Alignment

CN

Languages

Common,Auran, Ignan, Azlanti

Strength 10
Dexterity 14
Constitution 13
Intelligence 12
Wisdom 10
Charisma 16

About Aaron Callforth

ARRON CALLFORTH CR 1/2
Male Human (Azlanti) Summoner (Master Summoner) 1
CN Medium Humanoid (Human)

Init +2; Senses Perception +5
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DEFENSE
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AC 15, touch 12, flat-footed 13. . (+3 armor, +2 Dex)
hp 9 (1d8+1)
Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +2
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OFFENSE
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Spd 20 ft.
Melee Gauntlet, Spiked +0 (1d4/20/x2) and
. . Morningstar +0 (1d8/20/x2) and
. . Shortspear +0 (1d6/20/x2) and
. . Shortspear +0 (1d6/20/x2) and
. . Unarmed Strike +0 (1d3/20/x2)
Spell-Like Abilities Summoning Mastery I (9/day)
Summoner (Master Summoner) Spells Known (CL 1, +0 melee touch, +2 ranged touch):
1 (2/day) Mage Armor (DC 14), Grease (DC 14)
0 (at will) Daze (DC 13), Mage Hand, Mending, Light
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STATISTICS
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Str 10, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 16
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD 12
Feats Extra Summons, Vigilant Eidolon +4
Skills Acrobatics -1, Climb -3, Diplomacy +4, Escape Artist -1, Fly -1, Linguistics +5, Perception +5, Ride -1, Spellcraft +5, Stealth -1, Swim -3, Use Magic Device +7
Languages Auran, Azlanti, Common, Ignan
SQ Eidolon Link (Ex), Hero Points (1), Lesser Eidolon, Life Link (Su), Share Spells with Eidolon (Ex)
Combat Gear Gauntlet, Spiked, Morningstar, Shortspear, Shortspear, Studded Leather; Other Gear Backpack (empty), Backpack (empty), Blanket, Caltrops (3), Rations, trail (per day) (14), Sunrod (6)
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Eidolon Link (Ex) You have a link with your Eidolon, but share magic item slots.
Lesser Eidolon A master summoner's class level is halved (minimum 1) for the purposes of determining his eidolon's abilities, Hit Dice, evolution pool, and so on.

The eidolon otherwise functions as normal. This ability replaces the summoner's normal eidolon
Life Link (Su) Sacrifice HP to prevent that much damage to your Eidolon.
Share Spells with Eidolon (Ex) Personal spells can be cast on your Eidolon instead.
Summoning Mastery I (9/day) (Sp) Starting at 1st level, a master summoner can cast summon monster I as a spell-like ability a number of times per day equal to 5 + his Charisma modifier. The summoner can use this ability when his eidolon is summoned. Only one summon monster
Vigilant Eidolon +4 +4 bonus on Perception checks when your eidolon is within arm's reach, conscious, and not helpless

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EIDOLON CR 1
Female Quadruped
CN Medium Outsider
Init +2; Senses Darkvision (60 feet); Perception +4
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DEFENSE
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AC 16, touch 12, flat-footed 14. . (+2 Dex, +4 natural)
hp 9 (+4)
Fort +3, Ref +4, Will +0
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OFFENSE
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Spd 40 ft.
Melee Bite (Bite) +3 (1d6+2/20/x2) and
. . Claw x2 (Claws) +3 x2 (1d4+2/20/x2) and
. . Unarmed Strike +3 (1d3+2/20/x2)
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STATISTICS
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Str 14, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 11
Base Atk +1; CMB +3; CMD 15 (19 vs. Trip)
Feats Toughness +3
Skills Climb +6, Perception +4, Stealth +6, Survival +4
Languages Common

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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).