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Hey, all! It's been a bit and a half. That is to say, a bit over 13 years since I showed up here as a genuinely insufferable eleven-year old and started making trouble.* In all that time, though, I've never betrayed my greatest secret! Yes, that's right, Kobold Cleaver, the poster who couldn't stop posting and never shut up, somehow still managed to keep one secret from everyone—including herself!
See, I'm actually a girl. Who knew?
I mean, who knew, apart from apparently a few extremely smartass Paizo devs.
So yeah, I've been here a while, and I think I have developed a bit of a reputation as being, among other things, not a girl, so I thought the easiest way to get this new info out there would be in traditional Kobold Cleaver fashion: Creating a pointless thread from which to shout it into the cosmos.
Anyways, I'll take any questions, but I think that's all that inherently needed to be said. Special shoutout to June, Ward and Beaver for showing me exactly as much care and affection now as they ever have, which is to say, the plan for them remains unchanged.
Naturally, I will be expecting my updated Smurfette-bold within the week, Mister Teter.
I HATE Eberron. But I LOVE Dragonlance. This is only because of Raistlin and Kender, though. I LOVE kender. But two reasons alone aren't enough! So now I need to find a good campaign setting. That means NO steampunk. Thus, no Spelljammer or Planescape.
I knew it.
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We love you, KC! Glad you are getting to be yourself!
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So yeah, I've been here a while, and I think I have developed a bit of a reputation as being, among other things, not a girl, so I thought the easiest way to get this new info out there would be in traditional Kobold Cleaver fashion: Creating a pointless thread from which to shout it into the cosmos.
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You mean you've created threads that actually had a point?
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I just thought you were a kobold.
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Glad you're back
I just thought you were a kobold.
Vhe don't judgze here. Ahz lonk ahz yhu kheep up zhe produktivhity, yhu can be vhatever yhu fheel yhu are.
So, have you played Maneater yet.
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So yeah, I've been here a while, and I think I have developed a bit of a reputation as being, among other things, not a girl, so I thought the easiest way to get this new info out there would be in traditional Kobold Cleaver fashion: Creating a pointless thread from which to shout it into the cosmos.
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You mean you've created threads that actually had a point?
KC seems to be a studious pupil of Kob Tzu's The Art of Trappery, except that her tricksey threads are the traps: Just when it's getting good, everything explodes in flames and the thread locks, trapping all inside.
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AHHH!!! A KOBOLD!!! Quick, get pest control in here!
/s
It is ok, we like you no matter what kind of monster you are!
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You mean you've created threads that actually had a point?
I'm taking that slow. Can't rush perfection. When I finally make a thread with a point, though, watch out. I think it's gonna be something about a paladin, and maybe whether or not a paladin can take on a caster class. Still gotta iron out the kinks.
I just thought you were a kobold.
'Just'?! How dare you! I'll have you know we kobolds graduated at the top of—*yaps on at top volume for two days straight*
Glad you're back
Yeah, my governor told me it was very important to practice social distancing, but word is that the plague-infested weregecko population has finally been cleared out around here!
AHHH!!! A KOBOLD!!! Quick, get pest control in here!
S&~@.
KC seems to be a studious pupil of Kob Tzu's The Art of Trappery, except that her tricksey threads are the traps: Just when it's getting good, everything explodes in flames and the thread locks, trapping all inside.
The real trick is finding the threads that are about to blow up, dropping in a real hot take at the last second, and zipping right back out right in the nick of time. I've had some close calls, I can tell you!
I care not for your genitalia only that you have stolen my identity!
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I just thought you were a kobold.'Just'?! How dare you! I'll have you know we kobolds graduated at the top of—*yaps on at top volume for two days straight*
That's a long name for a university...is it accredited?
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I care not for your genitalia only that you have stolen my identity!
Please excuse that alias he is very confused and not very bright. A bad combination.
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Congratulations KC!
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Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...
Oh, girl. Dammit!!
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Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...
I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.
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Congratulations on learning the truth about yourself and taking that step.
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Congratulations! :D
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Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.
They are however plushy and very cuddly.
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Hey, all! It's been a bit and a half. That is to say, a bit over 13 years since I showed up here as a genuinely insufferable eleven-year old and started making trouble.* In all that time, though, I've never betrayed my greatest secret! Yes, that's right, Kobold Cleaver, the poster who couldn't stop posting and never shut up, somehow still managed to keep one secret from everyone—including herself!
See, I'm actually a girl. Who knew?
I mean, who knew, apart from apparently a few extremely smartass Paizo devs.
So yeah, I've been here a while, and I think I have developed a bit of a reputation as being, among other things, not a girl, so I thought the easiest way to get this new info out there would be in traditional Kobold Cleaver fashion: Creating a pointless thread from which to shout it into the cosmos.
Anyways, I'll take any questions, but I think that's all that inherently needed to be said. Special shoutout to June, Ward and Beaver for showing me exactly as much care and affection now as they ever have, which is to say, the plan for them remains unchanged.
Naturally, I will be expecting my updated Smurfette-bold within the week, Mister Teter.
** spoiler omitted **
*thumbs up*
EDIT: Ok, that's the wrong smurf avatar for this one. "Annoyed", while it is my usual state, is not what I was going for.
It's a smurf of the dice sometimes.
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They are however plushy and very cuddly.Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.
sounds like good eating to me.
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Hey, all! It's been a bit and a half. That is to say, a bit over 13 years since I showed up here as a genuinely insufferable eleven-year old and started making trouble.* In all that time, though, I've never betrayed my greatest secret! Yes, that's right, Kobold Cleaver, the poster who couldn't stop posting and never shut up, somehow still managed to keep one secret from everyone—including herself!
See, I'm actually a girl. Who knew?
I mean, who knew, apart from apparently a few extremely smartass Paizo devs.
So yeah, I've been here a while, and I think I have developed a bit of a reputation as being, among other things, not a girl, so I thought the easiest way to get this new info out there would be in traditional Kobold Cleaver fashion: Creating a pointless thread from which to shout it into the cosmos.
Anyways, I'll take any questions, but I think that's all that inherently needed to be said. Special shoutout to June, Ward and Beaver for showing me exactly as much care and affection now as they ever have, which is to say, the plan for them remains unchanged.
Naturally, I will be expecting my updated Smurfette-bold within the week, Mister Teter.
** spoiler omitted **
*thumbs up*
EDIT: Ok, that's the wrong smurf avatar for this one. "Annoyed", while it is my usual state, is not what I was going for.
Ha! You got turned into a smurf!
Wait, there are *people* behind some of these avatars/screen-names?
Woah!
some of them
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Wait-a-minute...
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They are however plushy and very cuddly.Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.
Smol dragons just trying their best. And yip-talking a mile-a-minute.
sounds like good eating to me.
{smacks Freehold with newspaper} NO! Bad Freehold! Kobolds are our friends, not food.
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They are however plushy and very cuddly.Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.Smol dragons just trying their best. And yip-talking a mile-a-minute.
sounds like good eating to me.{smacks Freehold with newspaper} NO! Bad Freehold! Kobolds are our friends, not food.
Should I...stop?
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Congrats, KC!
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Should I...stop?
I frankly do not know what the least uncomfortable answer to that question is
so I'm just going to double-check that you remembered the garam masala
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Should I...stop?
I frankly do not know what the least uncomfortable answer to that question is
so I'm just going to double-check that you remembered the garam masala
Garam Masala is a fantastic album by the Montreal Guitare Trio. Glad more people know about that group.
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Oh.
I see.
Carry on. I'll...I'll just be over...over here. No, it's not awkward why would you say this is awkward...is this awkward?
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I think society has been too liberal and injudicious with the use of awkwards. They're too effective. I look around and try to remember the last time I'd ever seen a wild awk, and I can't recall it it. Our imaginary children will never know the joy and slight unease about being surrounded by a small semi-moist flock of waddling awks, because we've warded them all out.
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I think society has been too liberal and injudicious with the use of awkwards. They're too effective. I look around and try to remember the last time I'd ever seen a wild awk, and I can't recall it it. Our imaginary children will never know the joy and slight unease about being surrounded by a small semi-moist flock of waddling awks, because we've warded them all out.
OK, you're not allowed anymore to mix Stewart Lee stand-up, an appetizer of wasabi peanuts, and a main course of unmilked frosted miniwheats at midnight, and then post online afterward.
Mmm. Frosted mini wheats.
Mmmm...Stewart Lee standup.
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I think society has been too liberal and injudicious with the use of awkwards. They're too effective. I look around and try to remember the last time I'd ever seen a wild awk, and I can't recall it it. Our imaginary children will never know the joy and slight unease about being surrounded by a small semi-moist flock of waddling awks, because we've warded them all out.
My awkward is strong.
(I fear the moist.)
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I think society has been too liberal and injudicious with the use of awkwards. They're too effective. I look around and try to remember the last time I'd ever seen a wild awk, and I can't recall it it. Our imaginary children will never know the joy and slight unease about being surrounded by a small semi-moist flock of waddling awks, because we've warded them all out.
In this part of the world, the Awkward is an honoured member of the community, shepherding the gentle Awks as they wander to and from their nibbling grounds, guarding them from ravening Fors, soothing their fears, and healing minor ailments with a mixture of bucket pudding, tiger balm and Sanatogen Tonic Wine.
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No one in the Midwest likes to talk about Awkward, they just banish them to a corner and watch it grow until everyone is good and drunk and they just burn the whole place down and start over anew.
It's like watching Jerry Springer outside in the spring time.
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Congrats KC!
Hey, all! It's been a bit and a half. That is to say, a bit over 13 years since I showed up here as a genuinely insufferable eleven-year old and started making trouble.* In all that time, though, I've never betrayed my greatest secret! Yes, that's right, Kobold Cleaver, the poster who couldn't stop posting and never shut up, somehow still managed to keep one secret from everyone—including herself!
See, I'm actually a girl. Who knew?
Alright, how did you come to the realization?
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Alright, how did you come to the realization?
The realization was delayed by a rare hormonal disorder called "gender assigned at birth", which tends to create a lot of confusion for some people. In my case, as I think is the case for many, my growing up was defined by a gradual understanding that we are more comfortable being ourselves than we are attempting to be other people. Once I'd learned that lesson, it was pretty easy to just identify the various ways I was more comfortable and connect the dots.
I was as surprised as anyone else to learn that a lot of people never quite made it past "you can tell Minnie is the girl mouse because she was genetically born with eyelashes and a pink hairbow" in their biology textbooks.
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Never played it, but it looks like rude anti-shark propaganda!
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Uh, did you miss the part where you literally eat everyone that crosses you? Including the gaping d~@#~ole that aborted you from your mother after killing your mother (though so far I've eaten his hand and a leg).
You really need to approach it from an entirely different angle.
It's basically like Bambi, if Bambi could electrocute a Fishing boat.
It is, without a doubt, the best video game of the year so far.
Also, you're pretty much Fish Jesus as you eat all the waste so the other fish won't.