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Climb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

Plisskin climbs the big ass ziggurat to get to Nigel.

What is isss that monkey doing to that idol? Plisskin asks in horror. At least ask consent first!

I have rarely had complaintsss.

Plisskin ties up the unconscious crazee, curiously starting with wrists and ankles.

Sssadly, no, Plisskin responds. Zarta had...other plansss for them. But I'm sure the rope will be plenty ssstrong enough. It hasss been before.

Guys, I think I found Heath Ledger!

The lunatic is in the hall, Plisskin says, pointing into the door.

Plisskin jumps down from the table and moves over to the southern door. Maybe they came from in here...?

Arcane Strike, lather/rinse/repeat.

greataxe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
damage: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 1 = 14

This can only go well.

DC 16 Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16 Huzzah!

Plisskin snaps out of his stupor. Not my type, he snaps, activating Arcane Strike and taking a swing at Blue.

greataxe (well, okay, mostly a pretty good axe): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
damage incorporated: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 1 = 7

DC 12 Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 LMAO

Plisskin makes it up onto the table top just as Red shrieks, and the concussion he got from landing on his face previously suddenly takes hold.

DC 12 Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

Plisskin has heard worse.

Move and jump onto table (move)...

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

...fall flat on face, then use standard to climb table.

Googles mempo and migimen

Same.

Kn (bardic): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Maybe no living dead thisss time...? Plisskin says, moving to the nearest table and finding something from Tian Xai, which he regards with some distaste. Belongsss in a museum, indeed...

Cast dancing lights and move them into the corners of the room.

We are...? Plisskin begins, before realizing what Musani has in mind. We are! he says emphatically. Pleassse open the door, we mean you no harm.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Plisskin takes another swing at Blue, after activating Arcane Strike.

greataxe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
dmg: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 = 6

Plisskin is struck by Blue's surprise slam, but not by Blue's follow-up. You better run all day, and run all night!

Activate Arcane Strike and swings at Blue.
greataxe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
dmg: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 1 = 16

Plisskin looks back at his companions as he hears the whimpers, then opens the door and moves into the room.

Hello? Isss there anybody in there? ...Just nod if you can hear me.

Plisskin moves past the displays of feminine empowerment to the far corner of the room. There isss another door over here, he says. Let usss check it out. He moves up to the door to have a listen.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

Bardically knowledgeful: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Thisss kukri isss cool. I wonder where it came from.

Hit on Plisskin, cos charge.

The nagaji activates Arcane Strike and swings at Liz Taylor again.
greataxe: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 2 = 15
dmg: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 1 = 15

I think thisss axe isss broken.

Plisskin activates Arcane Strike (swift) and charges Blue to protect the party flank.

greataxe: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7
dmg: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 1 = 15

Thisss museum ssseemsss full of danger, Plisskin says, eying his greataxe as if looking for a hole in it. Satisfied that it is the weapon's fault, not his, the nagaji looks into the dark room. Nobody can deny that there'sss sssomething there...

He lights a torch, then moves into the room.

Ssskeleton! Plisskin shouts. You need blunt weaponsss to fully harm them! Ah, in my hour of darknessss she is ssstanding right in front of me!

Oh, yeah! Bardic knowledge!

bardic knowledge: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

Plisskin activates Arcane Strike as a swift action and delivers a greataxe to the corpse bride's face.

greataxe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
to the face: 1d12 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 1 = 15

Musani takes Jeff on her init roll.

Musani init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

The nagaji strides into the silvery-grey haze with confidence.

DC 12 Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Thisss sssmellsss better than Hestram'sss briefing, Plisskin says matter-of-factly. Nobody told me there's be daysss like thessse.

bardic kn (history): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
bardic kn (lo-cal): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Plisskin looks askance at Adril, then adds to Tanaka's information gathered. The last of Fossey's lettersss evidenced an unhinged mind. T'wasss covered in ssstrange sssketches of monkey pawsss, and described dark eyesss glaring out from the mistsss. Shortly after her return to Absalom, many of the primatesss in the menageriesss attacked their keepersss and fled into greater Absalom.

Plisskin rubs his scaly head. Ssstrange daysss indeed. Most peculiar, mama.

Manaclesss are better than rope, Plisskin offers helpfully, before turning to Musani to leave the other two alone for a bit. What isss the assignment?

Sssorry I'm late, a low voice hisses as Nagaji strides confidently into the room. I got tied up by Paracountess Zarta Dralneen. Then, a moment later, I recommend thisss, if you get the opportunity.