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Pathfinder regional and vocational High School stumbled upon this whil watching the snow closings for my area
Save a Celestial Horse, ride a Paladin Save a Treant, wipe you arse with an Owlbear
1. it's become pretty much second nature for me to turn the lights on in my bathroom when I go to use it...regardless of whether or not it is already on. 2. sometimes(pretty often actually) when I'm talking to a friend, I'll inadvertantly begin speaking in a really horrible accent, usually british or some strange afro-korean mix that is slightly more offputting when I catch myself in the act, yet continue
1. I really can't stand it when you are trying to avoid a fight by making a diplomacy check to calm said beast/npc/whatever down then the following player outright attacks them with no regard for the fact that you are trying to do something, therefore screwing up the process before it gets anywhere...especially if you are the only member of the party capable speaking with it. 2. when the GM tells another player information in-game without leaving the table, so you have to totally disregard everything you are hearing...but what really throws salt in the wounds is when the GM asks said player if they'd like to reveal the info to the party and they say no, even though we already know, but aren't supposed to.
it seems that many of the evolutions for eidolons are categorized as "primary attacks" with that said it raises the question, Can my eidolon have multiple primary attacks? e.g. giving a serpentine based Eidolon the limbs(arms)evolution and giving it a slam attack when it already has bite listed as primary attack if you can, sweet,if not then there is a problem with many potential builds; in which case you couldn't technically give your eidolon multiple slams although the evolution says you can have a number of slams equal the the number of arm pairs you have 
after browsing the extensive list of evolutions for the summoners' Eidolon, I couldn't help but wonder what in the hell would mine end up being, but after rereading everything and seeing that points don't stack, it would take much thought beforehand, thus nixing any hopes of having a general idea and adding stuff level by level until I get to where I need to get to...but we can rehash the evolutions at level-up which'll help so lvl 20 eidolon- 26 evolution points total, none removed for summoners sake via Aspect or Great Aspect Name:Braga STATS
Free evolutions: bite, climb, tail, tail slap Attacks: bite +20(1d8+15), +15 tail slap(1d8+5), 2 slams +20,+20(2d6+10,2d6+10) breath attack 1/day: 17d6 acid- dc22 reflex(10 base, +9 1/2 HD, +3 con) Evolutions:
feats:
Critical Focus
skills
a certain member of my party (who shall remain nameless) has really been bugging me to allow him to take a vow of poverty. since I have enough history with this feat and am fully knowledgeable of what can happen with it in the hands of a player lacking the maturity to roleplay it as it should be played; I am a little worried he will take this to far and screw up the campaign for my other players. so I told him "if you are serious about taking the vow of poverty, you are going to have to watch the way you play because if I catch anything that is deemed "unlawul" I'll give you a warning if you get 3 in one game....you are no longer allowed to have that feat" but I'll be a little flexible so if he walks by a homeless person after I point them out, I'll let that slide but if they are intimidating someone/something or purposely acting like a power mongering ***hole...that's a strike now with that said I told him to write out a moral code for his character that I'd look over, make changes or additions if needed and ultimately make my verdict on whether or not he would work with a vow of poverty. here is what we've worked out so far: 1. 1st law: I may not strike critically lest a comrade is struck critically by a foe so this is pretty self explanatory, if during combat he rolls a natural 20 and confirms the critical, it will be negated if one of his teammates hasn't been stuck by one in the past week, which he needs to keep track of 2. 2nd law: should I act against one of the laws within my moral code, one of my abilites granted by my vow is subject to removal for a time dictated by my DM this one really surprised me because I wouldn't expect him to actually choose this restriction given his somewhat rebellious, powerhungry nature. 3. 3rd law: my needs are secondary in the eyes of my party, lest my life be in danger so basically he said that if he is having a problem or is in danger while someone else is, he will help them out until they are considered "alright or out of danger" then he will deal with his own troubles. I can already see the troubles that this particular law he gave himself, will bring but we'll negotiate something if any complex situations arise where he'd have to break this law 4. 4th law: I must ask my deity to forgive any action that isn't of my or my teammates alignment this is where he started getting cheesy, so if he or any good aligned character does something that is to be expected of an evil character such as, but limited to: torturing an enemy, refusal to help those in need or theft of any kind he atones for these by spending an hour he would normally be spending asleep atoning(meditating), during this time he asks for his deity's forgiveness for these heinous actions. each hour of sleep he loses, I treat as 1 round of being fatigued in battle, if he uses all his hours of sleep to atonement, he may not participate in battle for that day, but I am critical on other players on what I deem against their alignments and if it seems that they are doing these on purpose I'll ignore their actions. 5. 5th law: I may not kill anything, lest it's alignment be my exact opposite another interesting one on his part that may end up causing him a lot of unnecessary frustration, because he cannot kill anything that isn't CE aligned, this is subject to change more to come when he tells me, then I'll make any needed changes
the path to enlightenment was one bathed in perfect hardhips and self realization. my acquiring of deityhood is a testament to my long journey, I achieved true physical mental and spiritual perfection by relentles training and meditation....I am! but others *cough*Cayden Iomedae and Norgorber*cough* took a fracking meteor test and ascended.....maybe if I took it I'd be a DOUBLE GOD!!!!!!!
The aroma of Sin-a-man buns and butterfrogscotch cookies bathes your nostrils with goodness as you approach a quaint little store that sits alone on the edge of the Mierani Forest. The shopkeeper, a friendly half-elf greets you with a smile on his face and a tray of baked goods to sample Welcome travelers, come in to little shop of baked wonders; It is the grand opening, so everything is free for 1 day! you open the door to discover that Azhagal's bakery is the size of a large tavern with pixies flying around bringing cakes and such to the sample trays and pastry cases strewn about the shop, some even wink at you. what would you like, we've got everything! from Dire Bear Claws to mammoth ears to Sin-a-man buns and everything in between. and I'd suggest trying the hellwasp honey-glazed donuts. they are simply delecta-licious.
1. Fumble- purposely fail your next attack to confuse enemy for 1d3 rounds 2.Ultimate sacrifice- reduce your AC to 0 for 2 rounds, at the end of the 2nd round you are allowed to make one attack at max damage for a character of your size class at epic lvl with no attack or damage bonuses added
my choices are...drumroll please! Spoiler: Amiri
Michelle Rodriguez Ezren
Harsk
Kyra
Lini...I have no clue.... Merisiel
Sajan
Seelah
Seltyiel
Seoni.....I have no clue.... Valeros
so I've been watching my neighbors cat for the last few days. I had let her cat Mali out (stupidly) and spent about an hour trying to make sure she didn't trash any of the neighbors gardens or run away. it is now 12:13 AM(or 00:13) and I had succesfully gotten the cat back in the house for now....with the casualty of one of my absolute FAVORITE animals, a Chipmunk. I literally had to sit their and watch my neighbor's cat maul my favorite animal to death just to get her inside
anyways, I just gave the chipmunk a burial in hopes that it'll enjoy its new life in chippy-heaven....I feel a little empty now.....
seeing as how geocities is closing soon(whenever that is...I have no clue) and montalve has been too busy to keep the commisions log up to schedule, I have taken the liberty of putting updates of the comissions in my DA journal this'll be updated accordingly since I'm always on here and DA, so those who have been waiting...at least you have the security that your charcter/monster comissions won't get lost when geocities closs. that is all
to put it simply...my friends suckon many levels but I can't seem to tell them this, to add insult to injury I am holding a GINORMOUS secret for one of them, that could f*** up their future for the next 5 or so years, and regardless of how s****y he is (and believe me this guy is an unfathomly horrible friend and person in general) I care about him enough not to do this, rgardless of whether he is deserving of my friendship or not. and it kills to know this. but, I have noidea how to just say **** off! and get on with my life.
what am I going to do?!?!?!?!?!???!
for me, my favorite has always and will always be the scar on my right foot from the time I got a peanut stuck inside my foot when I was 6....besides I'm the only person I know whose gotten a food related injury that wasn't anaphylactic shock or food poisoning
I liked stardust simply because he sacrificed the last few living members of his race to show galactus how much he loved him, and the funny part is, that was totally unexpected; though galactus was slightly weakened, he did not know that stardust had absorbed the energies of the last five ethereals and was going to give them to him.
Okay so I recently finished a story about my encounter with a succubus(which can be found on my DA page, btw) and I enjoyed it so much, that I want to begin writing a continuation of it, however there is one problem, the succubus in question has no name
any suggestions would be helpful
I would have said my story about the muffin addicted vigilante, who kills girl scouts who don't give her Thin Mints, or my multigenre project done in high school about serial killers. but as of 2 days ago, this all changed after I started thinking of what my encounter with a succubus would be like, then I started writing about it...not to toot my own horn but it is hot, plain and simple
Will save, will save!!! mehehehhhhh.....
as strange as it sounds, I've always said that if I were a woman I'd learn Raks Sharqi(belly dancing)
I would also like to learn some exotic martial art and jewelry making....maybe
I don't think it'be a particularly bad idea, in fact it's a pretty good one cause I loved my genesis and dreamcast, plus sega makes games for every platform consistently so their bound to have the cash to develop one what do y'all think?
I can agree with quite a few of these, though I would have expanded the list to 20 do you guys agree with the choices? if not what would you have put on it instead?
I am currently trying to take my art in a different direction so I'm doing a hell of a lot of figure drawings and I'm now veering toward mosters. I was wondering what y'all think sounds like interesting fusions of creatures and humanoids or insectoids and avians etc.
any ideas are greatly appreciated
21. go to comedy shows
that makes 40, what can you think of?
by the pattern i think our flus are following (mammal we eat(cow),bird,mammal we eat(pig)) I think our next flu pandemic will be either chicken or turkey, however, if this pattern isn't followed, I think fish may be next, specifically cod or salmon what are your thoughts/predictions?
they had a long run and will be missed.....*moment of silence*
would definately be a mayan, I just couldn't ignore the opportunity to decapitate a conquistador with my Macuahuitl
mine has to be a tie between
2. Gambit( you really can't go wrong with a demon-eyed, bio-kinetic energy wielding, cajun thief who throws playing cards more accurately than a ninja throws shuriken can you?) 3. Stacy X(two words...mutant prostitute)
my initial reaction to it was...
the casting was all right to pretty bad with the only exception being Jackie Earl Haley(Rorschach)he encapsulated Rorscach for me, he sounded exactly how I'd pictured Rorschach sounding, and to be honest he played the hell out him and outshined all the others especially Carla Gugino(Silk Spectre I) and the way they portrayed the Comedian was a little offputting, since they only focused on how royally f***ed he was yet they chose to keep the fact that everyone mourned his death and searched very dilligent,ly for his murderer. they left out SO MUCH of dr. manhattan's dialogue (including his whole monologue on mars, actually everything on mars short of him creating his "cog-castle and near asphyxiation of silkspectre) overall many characters could have been cut due to a supreme lack of importance in the movie most notably all of the minutemen (except the comedian and S.S. I of course) and Bubastis who appears for maybe 12 seconds. but I digress...[sarcasm]that's hollywood for ya![/sarcasm]
[passive aggressively]I would like to say myself but I got to the theater too late so it was sold out[/passive aggressive]
Mine's is in essence the witchblade
I mean come on, an ancient magical gauntlet borne from the eternal struggle between good and evil? shut your fricking gob! that is awessmazing the concept is crazy and the amount of havok you could wreak among the world....just gives me emubumps when stating what your dream weapon(s)give them stats(if you so choose) rate them on an scale of 0-100 0 being epic fail and 100 being A++ or epic succeess this is inverted for negative stats such as damage to yourself during use style: 100/100...A++
otherwise I'd love having a staff equipped with plasma cannons on both ends style: 85/100...B+
feel free to choose your own parameters/stats for them
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