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9 posts. Alias of monk by many names.


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Madcap Storm King wrote:
I would say a Biped with natural attacks out the wazoo. I love offense though. I wonder how high the AC can go with a serpentine Eidolon?

an optimized one would consist almost entirely of the natural armor improvements, save 4 points or so for armor proficiency so anywhere between middle 50's-early 60's

doesn't feel like doing the math


after browsing the extensive list of evolutions for the summoners' Eidolon, I couldn't help but wonder what in the hell would mine end up being, but after rereading everything and seeing that points don't stack, it would take much thought beforehand, thus nixing any hopes of having a general idea and adding stuff level by level until I get to where I need to get to...but we can rehash the evolutions at level-up which'll help

so lvl 20 eidolon- 26 evolution points total, none removed for summoners sake via Aspect or Great Aspect

Name:Braga

STATS
Base: Serpentine
HD: 17d10(101 hp) STR: 30 CMB: 27 speed: 20 ft
BAB: +17 DEX: 22 CMD: 38 Size: large
REF: +12 CON: 18 SR: 31
FORT: +8 INT: 7 DR10/good
WILL: +10 WIS: 10 IMM: fire,elec
CHA: 11
AC: 29(10 base, +16 natural armor bonus, +2 serpentine bonus -1 size)

Free evolutions: bite, climb, tail, tail slap

Attacks: bite +20(1d8+15), +15 tail slap(1d8+5), 2 slams +20,+20(2d6+10,2d6+10)

breath attack 1/day: 17d6 acid- dc22 reflex(10 base, +9 1/2 HD, +3 con)

Evolutions:
Large-3 points
Spell Resistance- 4 points
Damage reduction x2-5 points
Immunity x2-4 points
limbs x2(arms)-4 points
slam x2- 2 points
Breath attack 1/day(acid)-4points

feats:
*multiattack* free
*Evasion* free
*Improved Evasion* free

Critical Focus
Bleeding Critical
Improved Natural Weapon
Lunge
Power Attack
Cleave
Great Cleave
Vital Strike
Diehard

skills
*Acrobatics* chosen as bonus at 1st lvl- +23 (17 ranks,+6 DEX
Climb- +27(17 ranks, +10 STR)
Stealth- +19(17 ranks, +6 DEX, -4 size)
*Swim* chosen as bonus at 1st lvl- +27(17 ranks +10 STR)


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Hugo Solis wrote:
the Xorn Whisperer wrote:
can some1 make me a fat elemental?
wow, this sounds quite interesting. What kind of elemental?

just as the name implies, a fat elemental.

the fat elemental is like a manifestation of gluttony on a level seldom reached by humanity. it appears mostly as a rotund, corpulent man with teeth of shark, the chins of at least 7 men, beady eyes and with veins bulging at its skin. the fat elementals stand atop a mass of writhing fat and stangnant wine, smiling menacingly while dining on the flesh of children...


can some1 make me a fat elemental?


Kevin Andrew Murphy wrote:


I wish Ben and Jerry's made marzipan ice cream.

Granted. Ben & Jerry decide that just having flavors like oatmeal cookie chunk & Cherry Garcia is not enough, so they take a trip to a local candy store. Jerry buys choclates and Ben buys marzipan because he feels like being different, this gives him the Idea for a new flavor named Marzipan landing which is a toasted almond flavored ice cream with bits of peach, marzipan chunks and a graham cracker swirl...yummy

I can't believe I'm about to wish this but.....

I wish Pokemon were real


Qualus wrote:
I wish for a pony.

you are granted the left knee of the teletubby named Po.

I wish for a better world


Mine's is in essence the witchblade
gauntlet, check
jewels, check
transforms, check
skyrockets my charisma, double check!

I mean come on, an ancient magical gauntlet borne from the eternal struggle between good and evil? shut your fricking gob! that is awessmazing the concept is crazy and the amount of havok you could wreak among the world....just gives me emubumps

when stating what your dream weapon(s)give them stats(if you so choose) rate them on an scale of 0-100 0 being epic fail and 100 being A++ or epic succeess this is inverted for negative stats such as damage to yourself during use

style: 100/100...A++
power: 100/100...A++
capability of it in battle: 100/100...A++
likeliness you'll end up accidentally hurting/killing yourself with it:0/100...A++

otherwise I'd love having a staff equipped with plasma cannons on both ends

style: 85/100...B+
power: 100/100...A++
capability in battl:....hmm maybe about 90/100...A--
likelinbess of hurting/killing myself: 100/100 epic fail

feel free to choose your own parameters/stats for them
--tschuss