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Got my chronicle. Thanks GM for running this! Thanks fellow party members for tolerating the party goblin :)

We experienced Pathfinders! Of course our ideas be good! They should be like... level 7 ideas! Whatever that means.

Put them to work in the archives! Put them on guard duty to protect artifacts from the witch, Aslynn! That will keep them busy!

Arfsnarf decides to try clouding Krosovahn's mind.

◆◆ Cast a spell, Confusion on Krosovahn

◆ Cast a spell Shield

Arfsnarf's pearly white spindle aeon stone will help after this battle is over.

Verily, the fires were contained :)

FYI: I am going away this weekend on a camping trip and will be away from computers. I will likely have signal but limited ability to post on my phone and with little time to do so. I will check all of my games before I leave and since it's just the weekend I hope for minimal disruption.

I will return early evening on Sunday (US/pacific) time and catching up and resume posting.

I don't recall arfsnarf have anything in his hands anyway

Arfsnarf unleashes a trio of force projectiles aimed at different foes.

◆◆◆ Cast a spell: force barrage

force damage WHITE: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
force damage YELLOWW: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
force damage BLUE: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Arfsnarf sprints through the aisles to catch up to the action. By the time he can spot enemies again, there's little time for a full spell. He manifests his force shield with patterns of dragon scales apparent in its shimmery surface.

◆ Stride
◆ Stride
◆ Cast (verbal) shield, AC +1 until his next turn

Arfsnarf moves a little closer to the boxes that WHITE is standard on so he can get a clear shot to burn that sniper off of the top!

◆ Stride 15ft
◆◆ Cast a spell Ignition at WHITE
Spell attack WHITE, Fire damage: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 185d4 ⇒ (1, 1, 3, 1, 4) = 10
Critical Success The target takes double damage and 4d4 persistent fire damage.

Arfsnarf creeps along the wall to get a better shot at white.

◆ Stride
◆ Stride
◆ Cast a spell: shield

Okay, Arfsnarf will cast haste on Khaul as the door is opened, and then proceed through the other suggestions as encounter rounds proceed.

Arfsnarf can help the party by speeding up somebody with Haste just as the doors are thrown open.

We are from the Pathfinder Society, and we think the thief may be hiding in here! If you let us finish official business, we be on way soon without taking anything from your shop (except thief).

DC 18 Pathfinder Society Lore: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

The goblin's nimble fingers get to work on the traps...

Leave those traps to me!

DC 18 Thievery: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Arfsnarf would certainly like to talk shop.

DC 22 Arcana: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Arfsnarf got dragon blood. Of course worthy! But let me ask you, is thief worthy enough for you to not help us?

He does then go into more technical detail about divinations, relaying back to the spirit how he understands the source of her knowledge about their fleer.

Oof. Hope it gets better!

Arfsnarf tumbles nimbly into the parade, letting it carry him forward toward their target.

DC 20 Acrobatics to join the parade: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26

DC 20 Reflex: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24

He catches a leaf along the way.

Goblins are bouncy!

Arfsnarf attempts to tumble through.

DC20 Acrobatics: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Earn income, task 5 (DC20 Goblin Lore, Master): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33 ⇒ Crit success 2gp/day

Where that trail at...

DC22 Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22 Phew!

Arfsnarf looks up.

Oh! There. Krosovahn. Hey! Hellooo! No, NO Wait! He run.

Yessir Hero point, Intimidation: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32

Okay, so you see now we mean business? Want to reconsider attack?

Arfsnarf taunts the non-charmed figured.

Intimidation: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18

Is it an action per attempt?

Apologies, GM please switch that spell to vs RED. Atae: does that still mess up your spell?

Hmm, okay. Let's start with something simple.

Arfsnarf moves past Atae, and looks around for a chunk of would to speed at the mysterious figure with his mind.

◆ Stride
◆◆ Cast a spell: Telekinetic Projectile
spell attack BLUE, bludgeoning damage: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 255d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 2, 3, 3) = 15

Hearing a failed attempt at stealth, and seeing where Khaul is pointing, Arfsnarf spots the interlopers and stalks forward with him.

Arfsnarf quietly follows Raindrop through the door, fully expecting there to be someone waiting to ambush.

Search: Perception +9

Arfsnarf's plan resumes with the run disabled. As soon as Khaul opens the door, he activates ventriloquism at the *front* door (DC19).

IF Khaul proceeds with kicking the door in, Arfsnarf will use his ring of ventriloquism to create voices at the front door.

Arfsnarf notices his companions hesitating at the door.

What everybody else see?

Arfsnarf squints at the side door as they approach it.

DC24 Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

Seems fine! Who good at opening doors quietly. We peek inside? Then I send voices back to front door.

Arfsnarf looks a little disappointed but he follows the others around to the side entrance.

Maybe once we get to side door, I use ventriloquism ring to make voices back at front door?

Do I get to hold the clacky rock then? :)

Only for a minute :P

GM PaleDim wrote:

GM PaleDim wrote:

PaleDim's Arclord's Abode is mustering its table. Would the following Pathfinders:

* GM Panic/Lady Alya De-Quinn
* Shtorm/Klara Hoft

Please check in HERE

Separately, I have one slot available at this table, levels 1-4.

One down, still waiting on one, and there is a seat open!

I can jump in if you're ok with a replay! :)

I have no problem with that :) Welcome.

Yeah, we kicking them in, right? Spells a-blazing? Arfsnarf asks eagerly.

Hehe, always happy for his antics to satisfy. I'm guessing the Broadway play didn't contain a Costanza monologue :P

Arfsnarf gets a shiny hero point for a masterful performance!

Ty :)

Ah, so you sending us to bar fight! I suppose it time we stretched our muscles.

No preparations

You good with that, Arfsnarf? Otherwise, Raindrop could come off the bench.

Done :)

Arfsnarf, previously smiling and jovial "switches on" to Serious Biznis mode when all relevant parties are gathered. Once the last one arrives he launches into it aggressively.

There are some people in this estate who would have been very happy to never see the large bag again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's magical protections and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And that... heavy bag! Sound familiar?

He turns towards Ingrit and Tagheema.

YOU TWO! Many witnesses saw you hauling said large bag into Eurythnia house. I won't name names! Tagheema, I know you owe the Mendesil Loans company. I bet they put the squeeze on? How about you Ingrit? Separate money problems or helping your friend? Or maybe Tagheema has dirt on you to force you to help! Don't try pinning it on Tiki. We love harmless nerds! They awkward, but productive!

He flashes Tiki a warm smile. Arfsnarf spins on one heel, plants his other foot and points to the sky triumphantly.

It was Ingrit and Tagheema in Eurythnia house with the heavy bag! Admit it you two! Goblins are born with perpetual zone of truth!

Intimidation: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
Zone of truth Lie, Deception: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22 Just some extra nonsense, thankfully the intimidate roll was pretty strong.

Accepting all aid!

It seems unlikely that we would complete by beginning of outpost, is that correct?

Let's just get everyone together and make big announcement! Ms. Heidmarch will appreciate dramatic tension no doubt! Arfsnarf sagely advises.

You've pretty much searched where you can search and talked to those in the Lodge. Go ahead and form your conclusions... Do your best Poirot impression! :)

That wasn't really a good Poirot impression as I'm not overly familiar with that character BUT the structure of Arfsnarf's guess should evoke a certain classic board game :)

Having rejoined with the Pathfinder team and heard the evidence they've collectively gathered, Arfsnarf paces back and forth stroking his beardless chin thoughtfully.

While I am tempted to consult the clacky rock, I think he is too fickle to be trusted in this situation.

Ingrit and Tagheema had suspicious residue on them. We saw that ourselves. Some of you detected Ingrit spreading misinformation! They both accuse Tiki of sneaking about. But most think Tiki is not a bad person, just a nerd! Also, Helvi saw two figures hauling a large bag towards Eurythnia house. Ingrit and Tagheema always sticking together. Tagheema is a regular gambler and owes a huge debt to Mendesil Loans company.

SO! It was Ingrit and Tagheema in Eurythnia house with the heavy bag! Did I get all three?

Arfsnarf follows Khual, and when the dwarf begins to speak to Ms. Helvi he takes out his chalk to writing down the questions for her. He does so on the floor in front of her, in addition to introducing both of them to her.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Who is left that we could influence or interview here?

With Ingrit...

Maybe so. Did you confront her about sneaky lab time? Maybe she gave explanation?

Might be time to visit Tiki soon...

With Ingrit...

Yeah, but isn't that Tiki? Doesn't she just like her job?

Craft: no can do

Sense Motive (DC28 Perception): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Hello, this is an FYI that I'll be away in nature without access to computers this weekend, 2/17-2/18. I will return late Sunday (US/Pacific time) and resume posting. As this is just the weekend, I expect minimal disruption to the games I'm in.

It seems like it's time to move on from Wumbriot.

Arfsnarf decides to approach Ingrit.

A wizard! Fellow slinger of spells. Perhaps we will connect.

Heyo Ingrit! Arfsnarf here. Looking into recent shenanigans at this lodge and wanted to see what you thought might have happened? Did you see anyone who might have been tampering with magical protections before the attack? Other suspicious activities?

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

Just somewhere else... Arfsnarf paraphrases as he repeats it. He's clearly not satisfied with the explanation, but he suspects there's not more to get out of Wumbrout.

sense motive (secret roll)