Screeching Sneeze: When you get anywhere near dust make a fortitude save at -10. If you fail, sneeze really loud. This can be heard from 100 ft. away. Those within 10 ft. take 1d8 sonic damage, with a DC30 reflex save for half.
Hop on one foot for really long time: Still haven't found a use for this feat.
Deliver child outside of hospital: The side of the highway was not a choice.
Craft wondrous program: It will be properly indented. You'll see.
Craft wondrous egg sandwich: when you're out of everything else and the kids are hungry
Zone Defense: because after two kids you can no longer play a man-to-man defense
Recall Lost Seinfeld Episode: You can spend one resolve point to re-roll a Knowledge (Seinfeld) check
Consume Coffee: Your first cup of coffee before 9am replenishes your resolve points. For the rest of the morning it replenishes half. In the afternoon it's ineffective. At 2am it becomes effective again, but at 8am your resolve points drop to zero and cannot be replenished for 24 hours.