A cold fall wind blows the field of wheat in front of you, the swooshing sound of the grass filling your ears interrupted by the blasting of rockets from the Tennessee air and space platform in Knoxville. You are tired of being stuck on earth. Lots of great adventure happen in space.
Flash pulls up his sleeves, "Wouldn't it be nice to be on that ship?" He asked as he pointed to the loading bay as another ship gets ready to blast off. Got any ideas?
Carl looks at the shuttle. "Hurmph, I dont want to get on that rickety garbage heap."
"Please oh please come with us Carl..I do so loooooove your company!" Flash said as he gets back in his car and turns the key in the ignition. The old Pinto starting up with some effort. He looks to Carl with a sarcastic sneer. His Italian accent adding a little attitude and edge to the remark.
Trips over a rock and does worth of damage as he cracks his head on a rock.
Rolls his eyes.
Grunts with disdain and gets into the Pinto.
Gets in the trunk of the car.
Goes and gets Skreup and puts his unconscious form in the backseat. He sits in the front passenger seat, lifting his leg for a long fart. He looks to Flash and laughs.
The small pinto starts with some effort. It's sputtering and hiccuping engine struggling up hills as it made its way toward the space station. The gate was open and left unattended but signs saying no trespassing were up. The fence had no barbed wire. What do you wish to do?
Slams on the pedal, sending the pinto foreword at a blinding 12 miles per hour. "Hold onto ya butts!" He screams as he tries to get to the launch pad unnoticed.
The team makes it to the space station, but you can only take one of us. Which one Honeycat?
Flash jumps out of the car and grabs his bag, hurrying up the stairs as fast as his fat body can allow. You make it to the ship and blast off into space. It's a rough trip and it may cause nausea. Roll against vomiting.
"This feels awesome!!!!!" Flash says as he enjoys the g-force.
The ship docks with the station, it's door opening to a strange station full of alien life. Music fills the halls from a space tavern on one side of the massive station. There many shouts for labor are heard amidst the jovial chatter of the tavern goers. An alien catches your attention.. "I need ANYONE to do a SIMPLE job for me.. Pays good!" The bartender looks over the crowd.
Checks his pockets and shrugs to Honeycat." We need to get some money.."
You walk up to the alien. The alien is standing on a bar stool on one leg. Its leathery like skin crinkles with its every movement. When you approach, he looks to you and Flash and says, "Its a SIMPLE job people..all I want is for you to go to the forest lab on venus and retrieve a sample from the 5A room. Are you ship owners?"
Flash loses interest and goes to the bar.
"What do ya have on tap PLAYA!" he shouts to the bartender.
"I want a Rogue double chocolate stout beer!" Flash added.
The bartender turns, he is a large cat like creature who quickly gives flash a red bottle and opens it before he can get his money out. The soft chocolate scent wafting up to Flash's nose. "That will be five monies pal!" the bartender says in a somewhat feminine voice.
hands his money card over and tips 2 dollars. He drinks the refreshing Rogue double chocolate stout.
The alien screams in a mix of loud and quiet volumes "500 Dollars and I WANT THE SAMPle that I LEFT ON A table in ROOM 5A of the FOREST lab of VENUS!" He explains you have to use his ship and it stays on auto pilot due to a code and wont divert far off course from the Venus forest complex in case you are space pirates who want to steal his cruiser. "THE SAMPLE IS WORTH NOTHING!" the alien adds. He shoots up some sort of drug from a syringe and pauses as the substance courses through his system.