We Be Pirates, You Be Booty! (Inactive)

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Male Human Hurricane King

I was hoping to visit the kitchen/dining area/half-orc, but it's not too important.


Female Human

What were you expecting for a gift? A lap dance. ;)

"What? So I am supposed to scream at you guys instead? Or just talk to you about my problems? I'm sure all of us got plenty to talk about."


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Also, it's already been done.


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal, if you want we can get that done right now so we can move on.

Opal, now that you mention it...


Male Human Hurricane King

Sure. Shall we assume that the goblin tells me where he hid my dinner? :P


Male Human(Amazing)

Sure thing.

Kal departs from the company of Luthor and Opal. He makes his way down to the Galley where he hears the same song Opal did the night before. Except this time, it is being sung by two people. He pokes his head in and sees Grok and Kroop drinking and singing merrily.


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal enters, nodding in acknowledgment of the occupants, and proceeds to the specified hiding place to retrieve his nice natural meal. He tries to not make it obvious where the item was hidden, to avoid any potential trouble. Returning to the others, he pauses.

"Grok — thanks. We enjoyed some nice music we would not have had if it weren't for you. You should've come up and heard it."


Male Human(Amazing)

"Ay, come sit a spell lad. She told me about that." Kroop tells you while the female half-orc just nods.


Female Human

Opal lets out a sigh. "I wonder if there's any way to avoid getting assigned to work down in the bilges again tomorrow. Two days in a row at it already and I can tell that I'm just not strong enough to keep working like that for long. Bound to get whipped one day soon for being to tired and sore to do the work. Guess I'm not turning out to be much of a pirate so far."


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7
Opal Windsong wrote:
Opal lets out a sigh. "I wonder if there's any way to avoid getting assigned to work down in the bilges again tomorrow. Two days in a row at it already and I can tell that I'm just not strong enough to keep working like that for long. Bound to get whipped one day soon for being to tired and sore to do the work. Guess I'm not turning out to be much of a pirate so far."

Chubzilla invited you to work in Kitchen!


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal accepts the invitation to sit, and begins consuming his (second) dinner. "I can see why you'd sit in here, except for not being able to see the ocean. Why not at least come out for the music, though?"


HP: 19/19 | Condition: | Status Effects: | Fumble Points:

"I suppose if you made nice with Kroop, he'd pull some strings to let you replace Chubs. Especially after tonight's dinner debacle."


Female Human

Opal pats Chubs again. "I know you did, but you don't make out the duty roster. So who do we ask to let me help you, does Kroop get to make those decisions?"


Male Human(Amazing)

"Even if you did say sorry, don't like little one. She think she too tough. Sides, I got Fishguts here. We good friends." She takes a few drinks before continuing. "Oh, you and your friends need your stuff back, huh? Come get it tomorrow after dinner. Call it thanks for the song."


HP: 19/19 | Condition: | Status Effects: | Fumble Points:

"That priestess might know? She seems to know a lot round here, plus she doesn't seem to hate you guys."


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal inclines his head in acknowledgement. "Fair enough. She's certainly... hmm... energetic." He pauses to nod at the cook, but Grok's next words catch him by surprise. "Oh! Thanks!"

He finishes his meat and wipes his mouth, then gives the half-orc another smile. "I guess if you'll excuse me, I'll leave you two to your song... I'm pretty worn out. Again... thank you."


Male Human(Amazing)

They both wave you off as you leave. We ready to move on to the next day?


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal finds Opal and gets her away from anyone else she's currently talking to. "We can pick up our stuff from Grok tomorrow after dinner. I'll find the goblin and tell him. Could you let Bjorkus know? And... could you tell him I didn't mean to actually hit him?"

Ready here. Same deal as before; getting up an hour early so I can actually have spells.


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7
Opal Windsong wrote:
Opal pats Chubs again. "I know you did, but you don't make out the duty roster. So who do we ask to let me help you, does Kroop get to make those decisions?"

Chubs run this ship damnit! You work in kitchen tommorrow!


Female Human

Opal nods. "That's great Kal. I'll go find Bjorkus and tell him."

Whenever she can catch Bjorkus alone, Opal will go up to him and speak quietly as she looks for any eavesdroppers.

"Hey, Kal had a talk with Grok and arranged for us to pick up our stuff from her tomorrow after dinner."


Female Human
Chubwart wrote:


Chubs run this ship damnit! You work in kitchen tommorrow!

"Of course you do Chubs, just tell that to the fellow with the whip tomorrow."


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal pulls Chubwart aside. "Thanks for the real food. Do you think you can manage that every night? By the way, Grok said we can pick up our stuff tomorrow after dinner."


Male Human(Amazing)

The night passes and the morning comes. The bells toll to summon the crew on deck as usual. However on the way to the deck, you are blocked by four other members of the crew. Aretta Bansion, Fipps Chumlett, Jaundiced Jape, and Slippery Sy Lonegan stand in your way. "In a hurry?" Fipps chuckles as he pushes Bjorkus in the mid section. "You're gonna pay for making me look like a fool." With that he launches a sucker punch.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

However he just ends up hurting his own hand. Initiatives and actions. I will put up the map in a little bit.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Init: 1d20 ⇒ 9

"You should have stayed out of my way. Now I'm really gunna make it hurt", Bjorkus growled before winding up and throwing a huge punch.

Punch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


Female Human

"What are you guys trying to do? Get us all whipped for being late to get above deck? Quit love-tapping the bull and get out of our way."

As she finishes talking

init 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Since I'm posting before the map, just put the Grease spell where it gets more than one of the bad guys. :)
Reflex save dc 14


Male Human(Amazing)

Map is up.

Bad guys: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

"No, just you. You need to be taught a lesson." The three next to the minotaur all take a swing.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

The last one just delays. I'll resolve the reflex save after everyone has posted.


Male Human Hurricane King

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

I'm guessing the girly-looking one is Fipps?

Kal is just finishing his morning meditation when the disturbance occurs. He looks over toward the noise and frowns. "Four against one? Does he really scare you that much? I seem to recall taking him by myself just last night..."

Stretching, he stands and walks over to the other side of the deck.

Stand, and move four squares down, one left.

Edit: what would be the effect of being pushed into that stairwell square?


Male Human(Amazing)

No, the girly one is Aretta banson, the ex-whore. And what do you think the effect is when you push someone down the stairs? :)

"It was a lucky punch."


Male Human Hurricane King

"Was it? So lucky that it takes four of you to feel up to trying?"

I was hoping you'd say something like that about the stairs.

Edit: So which one's Fipps?


Male Human(Amazing)

Fipps is directly in front of Bjorkus.


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7

Where is the map?


Male Human Hurricane King

Click the linky that says "Map!" at the top of the campaign.


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7

Chubs moves into the flank and bites the mofo on his friend! You no mess with Cowman!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Dmg: 2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

Die...die...die!!!!


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7
Kal Aldhemark wrote:

"Was it? So lucky that it takes four of you to feel up to trying?"

I was hoping you'd say something like that about the stairs.

Edit: So which one's Fipps?

Chubs has too much rum rations. Be nice!


Male Human(Amazing)

Two of the pirates get lucky punches on the minotaur. Chub's moves into a flank with his horned friend and bites at the one on the stairwell. Don't forget your favored enemy bonus

Bjorkus fires back with his own punch that sends Fipps reeling. Kal moves closer to the fray while taunting them. Opal casts a spell that threatens to topple the group.

Aretta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Fipps: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Sy: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

And both Aretta and Sy fall to the ground while Fipps uses his extra mass to stabilize himself.

Round 2

"That's big talk coming from a steak, Tri-tip!" Fipp says mockingly as he takes a swing.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

The other two try to incapacitate the bull after standing up. Sy tries to poke him in the eyes.
Dirty Trick: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

But the Bjorkus blocks it. Arreta decides to fight even dirtier as she kicks him in the groin.

Dirty Trick: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 Sickened for 2 rounds

The minotaur reels in pain as he clutches his bruised manhood.

Map is updated.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Bjorkus groaned in pain as the pirate wench's foot catches his exposed manhood.

The bull minotaur's groan of pain quickly turned into a roar of rage and he reared back and threw a massive uppercut at the grating Fipps.

Move action remove the sickened. Rage.

Punch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Confirming: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Additional Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8


Male Human(Amazing)

And Bjorkus knocks Fipps plain out. Nice crit


Male Human Hurricane King

Kal frowns at Areta's action. "Now that was just inappropriate. I may not like that fellow, but that's just something you don't do."

Suddenly, a wave rushes up from the ocean and over the side of the ship, slamming into the woman and soaking her thoroughly with cold seawater. Actually, the ability doesn't say it does that... that's pure flavor. But I figure it would, right?!

Surge (bull rush) vs Areta: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9


Male Human(Amazing)

Sure, unfortunately that was not high enough to move her anywhere. Instead she's just soaking wet.


Male Human Hurricane King

Yeah. I did mention the bit about the dice hating me.


Male Human(Amazing)

Until you get critted 3 times out of 6 in a single full attack, you can't claim that the dice hate you.


Male Human Hurricane King

Fortunately none of [redacted]'s bad guys have 6 attacks yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if the 3 out of 6 stands. The guy rolls 20s just about every combat.


Male Human(Amazing)

Yea, rolling low really not that bad. Getting critted and dropped every combat is..


Male Human Hurricane King

I suppose I oughtn't complain about a few bad rolls. :)


Female Human

Ranged touch attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
damage 1d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 = 8

Opal throws a small bolt of lightning at Sy.

"If you guys fight like you sail, it's no wonder your captain had to shanghai the lot of us. Get back up on deck before I fry the lot of you."


Init: 6, Perception: +14 (+17 Traps/Hidden), AC: 27/18/21, CMD: 23 HP: 85/85, Saves: 7/15/7

Chubwart moves up 10ft and attempts to jump on the female and bite her hip. He is in a mini-rage now. You stupids! Chubwart kill you and make tasty longshank soup!

Bite: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal tries to knock the rude ex-whore down the stairs like she was pregnant but she stands her ground. Opal throws a small bolt of lightning at the murderer which he fails to dodge. Chubwart leaps like a bitterleaf and bites Aretta. Your sneak attack only does 1d4 with your bite. But it only did 4 so I'll let it stand.

Round 3

Jaundiced Jape the silent half-orc moves up the stairs and engages Bjorkus. He took Fipp's former spot. He then tries to grab the bull's leg to knock him down.

Trip: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

But he ends up on the ground himself, prone. Aretta tries to take out the bull the old fashioned way as he punches at him.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Her fist connects with his bovine jaw and the most electrified pirate on the ship takes his turn at swinging at the minotaur.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

But the jolt of electricity makes him twitch and miss entirely.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Bjorkus snarls as another fist hits him and directs his anger at the woman.

Aiming to finish what the viscious goblin started he reaches back and delivers a thundering backhand.

Pimpin' Hand: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7


Male Human(Amazing)

Bjorku's powdered backhand hits the former ho so hard that she is barely standing. Staggered

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