
Bjorkus |

Also, it's already been done.

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal enters, nodding in acknowledgment of the occupants, and proceeds to the specified hiding place to retrieve his nice natural meal. He tries to not make it obvious where the item was hidden, to avoid any potential trouble. Returning to the others, he pauses.
"Grok — thanks. We enjoyed some nice music we would not have had if it weren't for you. You should've come up and heard it."

Opal Windsong |

Opal lets out a sigh. "I wonder if there's any way to avoid getting assigned to work down in the bilges again tomorrow. Two days in a row at it already and I can tell that I'm just not strong enough to keep working like that for long. Bound to get whipped one day soon for being to tired and sore to do the work. Guess I'm not turning out to be much of a pirate so far."

Chubwart |

Opal lets out a sigh. "I wonder if there's any way to avoid getting assigned to work down in the bilges again tomorrow. Two days in a row at it already and I can tell that I'm just not strong enough to keep working like that for long. Bound to get whipped one day soon for being to tired and sore to do the work. Guess I'm not turning out to be much of a pirate so far."
Chubzilla invited you to work in Kitchen!

DM Amazing Red |

"Even if you did say sorry, don't like little one. She think she too tough. Sides, I got Fishguts here. We good friends." She takes a few drinks before continuing. "Oh, you and your friends need your stuff back, huh? Come get it tomorrow after dinner. Call it thanks for the song."

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal inclines his head in acknowledgement. "Fair enough. She's certainly... hmm... energetic." He pauses to nod at the cook, but Grok's next words catch him by surprise. "Oh! Thanks!"
He finishes his meat and wipes his mouth, then gives the half-orc another smile. "I guess if you'll excuse me, I'll leave you two to your song... I'm pretty worn out. Again... thank you."

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal finds Opal and gets her away from anyone else she's currently talking to. "We can pick up our stuff from Grok tomorrow after dinner. I'll find the goblin and tell him. Could you let Bjorkus know? And... could you tell him I didn't mean to actually hit him?"
Ready here. Same deal as before; getting up an hour early so I can actually have spells.

Chubwart |

Opal pats Chubs again. "I know you did, but you don't make out the duty roster. So who do we ask to let me help you, does Kroop get to make those decisions?"
Chubs run this ship damnit! You work in kitchen tommorrow!

DM Amazing Red |

The night passes and the morning comes. The bells toll to summon the crew on deck as usual. However on the way to the deck, you are blocked by four other members of the crew. Aretta Bansion, Fipps Chumlett, Jaundiced Jape, and Slippery Sy Lonegan stand in your way. "In a hurry?" Fipps chuckles as he pushes Bjorkus in the mid section. "You're gonna pay for making me look like a fool." With that he launches a sucker punch.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
However he just ends up hurting his own hand. Initiatives and actions. I will put up the map in a little bit.

Bjorkus |

Init: 1d20 ⇒ 9
"You should have stayed out of my way. Now I'm really gunna make it hurt", Bjorkus growled before winding up and throwing a huge punch.
Punch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Opal Windsong |

"What are you guys trying to do? Get us all whipped for being late to get above deck? Quit love-tapping the bull and get out of our way."
As she finishes talking
init 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Since I'm posting before the map, just put the Grease spell where it gets more than one of the bad guys. :)
Reflex save dc 14

DM Amazing Red |

Map is up.
Bad guys: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
"No, just you. You need to be taught a lesson." The three next to the minotaur all take a swing.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
The last one just delays. I'll resolve the reflex save after everyone has posted.

Kal Aldhemark |

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
I'm guessing the girly-looking one is Fipps?
Kal is just finishing his morning meditation when the disturbance occurs. He looks over toward the noise and frowns. "Four against one? Does he really scare you that much? I seem to recall taking him by myself just last night..."
Stretching, he stands and walks over to the other side of the deck.
Stand, and move four squares down, one left.
Edit: what would be the effect of being pushed into that stairwell square?

Chubwart |

"Was it? So lucky that it takes four of you to feel up to trying?"
I was hoping you'd say something like that about the stairs.
Edit: So which one's Fipps?
Chubs has too much rum rations. Be nice!

DM Amazing Red |

Two of the pirates get lucky punches on the minotaur. Chub's moves into a flank with his horned friend and bites at the one on the stairwell. Don't forget your favored enemy bonus
Bjorkus fires back with his own punch that sends Fipps reeling. Kal moves closer to the fray while taunting them. Opal casts a spell that threatens to topple the group.
Aretta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Fipps: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Sy: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
And both Aretta and Sy fall to the ground while Fipps uses his extra mass to stabilize himself.
Round 2
"That's big talk coming from a steak, Tri-tip!" Fipp says mockingly as he takes a swing.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
The other two try to incapacitate the bull after standing up. Sy tries to poke him in the eyes.
Dirty Trick: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
But the Bjorkus blocks it. Arreta decides to fight even dirtier as she kicks him in the groin.
Dirty Trick: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 Sickened for 2 rounds
The minotaur reels in pain as he clutches his bruised manhood.
Map is updated.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus groaned in pain as the pirate wench's foot catches his exposed manhood.
The bull minotaur's groan of pain quickly turned into a roar of rage and he reared back and threw a massive uppercut at the grating Fipps.
Move action remove the sickened. Rage.
Punch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Confirming: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Additional Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal frowns at Areta's action. "Now that was just inappropriate. I may not like that fellow, but that's just something you don't do."
Suddenly, a wave rushes up from the ocean and over the side of the ship, slamming into the woman and soaking her thoroughly with cold seawater. Actually, the ability doesn't say it does that... that's pure flavor. But I figure it would, right?!
Surge (bull rush) vs Areta: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Chubwart |

Chubwart moves up 10ft and attempts to jump on the female and bite her hip. He is in a mini-rage now. You stupids! Chubwart kill you and make tasty longshank soup!
Bite: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4

DM Amazing Red |

Kal tries to knock the rude ex-whore down the stairs like she was pregnant but she stands her ground. Opal throws a small bolt of lightning at the murderer which he fails to dodge. Chubwart leaps like a bitterleaf and bites Aretta. Your sneak attack only does 1d4 with your bite. But it only did 4 so I'll let it stand.
Round 3
Jaundiced Jape the silent half-orc moves up the stairs and engages Bjorkus. He took Fipp's former spot. He then tries to grab the bull's leg to knock him down.
Trip: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
But he ends up on the ground himself, prone. Aretta tries to take out the bull the old fashioned way as he punches at him.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Her fist connects with his bovine jaw and the most electrified pirate on the ship takes his turn at swinging at the minotaur.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
But the jolt of electricity makes him twitch and miss entirely.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus snarls as another fist hits him and directs his anger at the woman.
Aiming to finish what the viscious goblin started he reaches back and delivers a thundering backhand.
Pimpin' Hand: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Damage: 1d3 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7