
Luthor Stone |

Luthor will retcon cast a barkskin on Bjorkus as well as his typical longstrider on himself.
Fort: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24
Luthor strides forward and engages the other tentacled beast.
1d20 + 20 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 20 - 4 = 26
1d3 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 19
His fist connects doing little damage. I would like to mention Bjorkus' hit also did not do full damage.

Sawbones Zirul |

And Zirul probably has not a bloody clue what these things are.
Zirul is gonna chuckle and pull out one of his vials, taking the movement necessary to get himself positioned so that none of his allies are caught in the blast. The liquid enters his system , his cheeks puffing up and turning a bright red and glowing, as he prepares himself.
Drinking Universal Formula and choosing Fire Breath. Woohoo! We're gonna roast these things!

DM Amazing Red |

Nope, but that's never stopped him or any of us actually.
Acid for Luthor: 1d6 ⇒ 1
N1 lashes out with it's teeth filled tentacles at Bjorkus!
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31
Bite, Power Attack, Confirming: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28
2d6 + 18 ⇒ (4, 6) + 18 = 28
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 1
It then uses it's main set of teeth on the bull.
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27
2d6 + 9 ⇒ (5, 3) + 9 = 17
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 3
N2 does the same to Luthor.
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31
Bite, Power Attack, Confirming: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Bite, Power Attack, Confirming: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Bite, Power Attack, Main: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31
Bite, Power Attack, Main Confirm: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
2d6 + 9 ⇒ (1, 6) + 9 = 16
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 4
All PCs up. Bjorkus has taken 49 this turn and Luthor has taken 52 before DR.

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul's gonna move around a bit so he can get a mostly clear shot for his cone of fire. Whichever one he can get the clearest shot at, he growls and spits a gout of flame at the enemy.
"Fry, you bastards!"
Reflex for half, DC 18
Fry!: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 1) = 7
Seriously?! I am getting the crap rolls today!

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus roars in pain as the tentacled abomination tears into his hide with its many maws.
Gripping his bloodied trident, the minotaur strikes back with a vengeance.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (8) + 27 = 35
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (1) + 27 = 28
Horns: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 34
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Sawbones Zirul |

For shame, Kal! No Planes? What kind of druid are you that you can't identify strange things? :P

DM Amazing Red |

N1 will try to concentrate on a spell.
Concentration DC23: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24
A wave of fear comes over everyone!
Bjorkus: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Kal: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28
Luthor: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Opal: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
Zirul: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Everyone overcomes their fear and are only shaken for a turn.
N2 will continue to focus Luthor down.
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16
Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28
Bite, Power Attack, Main: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
The hungry maws all bounce off the semi-ulfen's shield.
PCs up!

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul shivers briefly and takes a deep breath, realizing the fire is doing nothing and draws his most infamous vial, drinking it down and growing his signature teeth and claws, the strangeness growing even more, as he becomes bestial, on top of rough, now stony hide, his skin crackles with electricity.
"These things are gonna die!"

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus answers the undead thing's fear spell with another frenzy of attacks.
"Die you ugly bastard!"
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 23 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (8) + 27 = 35
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 18 - 2 = 30
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (1) + 27 = 28
Horns: 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 17 - 2 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

DM Amazing Red |

N1 will resume his biting of Bjorkus.
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 3
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Main Bite, PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Main Confirm: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27
4d6 + 18 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 4) + 18 = 28
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 2
N2 will do the same.
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29
PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Main Bite, PA: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26
Zirul, Luthor and Bjorkus up. Kal and Opal have gone through one round of nausea.

Sawbones Zirul |

Well, Zirul will 5 foot step to U9 and strike out fiercely, claws and jaws going slicker-slack.
Bite: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 8 = 33
Dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Claw 1: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 8 = 21
Dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Claw 2: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 8 = 27
Dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Bjorkus |

Despite bleeding from bite wounds that would have killed a man twice over and hurting from the acid burns, Bjorkus continues the attack.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (19) + 23 = 42
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (3) + 27 = 30
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (5) + 27 = 32
Horns: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Sawbones Zirul |

Out of curiosity, does that Acid damage pass through the DR? Not had DR much. >.>

DM Amazing Red |

Bjorkus takes another Acid: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6
Yes, Acid bypasses DR.
PA versus Bjorkus: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22
PA versus Bjorkus: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
PA versus Bjorkus: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
PA versus Bjorkus: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20
Main Bite, PA versus Bjorkus: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
PA versus Luthor: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16
PA versus Luthor: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
PA versus Luthor: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Confirming: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Acid: 1d4 ⇒ 2
PA versus Luthor: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Main Bite, PA versus Luthor: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
PCs up, Kal and Opal have gone through round 2 of nausea.

Bjorkus |

After batting more of the gnashing mouths aside the raging bull jabbed at the hideous thing again.
"Die! Die! Die!"
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (3) + 23 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (7) + 27 = 34
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (3) + 27 = 30
Horns: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul continues his tirade of speaking with his weaponry of choice, howling out in pain from the acid.
Bite: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 7 + 8 = 31
Dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Claw 1: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 7 + 8 = 30
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Claw 2: 1d20 + 7 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 8 = 22
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Are we seeing any real damage happening to these nasty creatures?

DM Amazing Red |

Yes, but you are doing very little.
Bjorkus drops his target so he only takes another Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Zirul steps over and unleashes a flurry of claws though they leave minor scratches, but enough that he takes Acid: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10 from the wounds.
PCs up, this is Opal and Kal's 3rd round of nausea so Kal can act next turn if applicable.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus lowers his head and paws the ground with his hooves.
After spitting a gob of blood-tinged sputum, the bull surges across the room like a muscle-powered rocket.
Powerful Charge: 1d20 + 22 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 22 + 2 = 39
Damage: 2d8 + 31 ⇒ (6, 5) + 31 = 42

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul tries to maneuver himself around to R8, knowing it'll cause some AoO, but to heck with it! As soon as he's in position for flanking with Luthor, he'll go for a bite!
Bite: 1d20 + 7 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 8 + 2 = 22
dmg: 1d8 + 7 + 6d6 ⇒ (8) + 7 + (3, 1, 1, 5, 4, 1) = 30
Rocket Bull! From the makers of the Slip N' Slide: Pirate Plank Edition.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus plops down on his furry ass as the last monster dies and the pain from his massive injuries catch up with him.
"What the hell were those things?" the bull asks aloud as he retrieves his wand and begins to nurse his wounds.
CLW: 15d8 + 15 ⇒ (7, 6, 5, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 5, 4, 4) + 15 = 86

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul, now that combat is over, grins as his skin sparkles a bit from the acid, the electricity, and the water running over his stony hide.
Now that combat is over, Zirul would like to take a closer look at these individuals, if we have the time, and it's allowed. Hopefully we'll get another chance to figure out what they are. And, of course, he'll gather a piece.

Sawbones Zirul |

Planes: 1d20 + 9 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 6 = 25
Healy: 1d20 + 15 + 6 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 15 + 6 + 6 = 37

DM Amazing Red |

Rubble from the collapsed ceiling fills the center of this room, which is shaped like three-quarters of a circle. The walls bear scorch marks, and the plaster shows severe cracks. To the southeast, two eerie ivory statures stand on either side of a closed door. These statues are carved into the forms of handsome men that have been bound, gagged, and blindfolded, both heads turned inward to face the other. The statues seem strangely moist, as if they have just been pulled from the sea.
History or Religion.

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul shakes his head and stows the sample. "For what it's worth, they were demons. Nyogoths, to be precise. Scavengers, I'd bet, just from appearance."

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul looks over the newest information in front of him. "Not a fish god. More like a demonic opposition to Besmara, if what I've read correlates."
Religion: 1d20 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 5 + 6 = 20