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Penile bazooka technology..., wait..., why dont we just weaponize a dog's urine? I'm sure that there are alchemists out there that can acidify it for us..., now that i think about it...
Did it once. Backfired on a natural 1. Those T-rexes are extinct though.
Let's see what I get from the rolls. Might submit one char though.1) 4d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 5, 5) = 13 = 12
2) 4d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 2, 5) = 15 = 13
3) 4d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 2, 4) = 14 = 12
4) 4d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 2, 2) = 11 = 10
5) 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 5, 4) = 16 = 13
6) 4d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 6, 5) = 14 = 13
Hmm Pretty average rolls. I see.

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Submitting Nobble and Nibblese.
A Halfling and his pet kitten.
So make my way to down to gameplay?

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Okay everybody. I've spent most of the day looking over the backgrounds of the submissions, including those of you who chose to elaborate in the gameplay thread. I also enjoyed catching up to the fevered gameplay thread, and hope I can maintain that momentum. It was a lot of reading and I had to make some hard choices. One choice in particular, was party size. I had originally intended to only take 5, but at the end, I was too hard pressed to eliminate to so few.
As a result, I am going to run this with a party of 7. Heaven help me.
Here are the applicants I have chosen, in no particular order.
Kala Steelheart - Human Fighter - Earl Wheaton
Zoli Telani - Halfling Bard (Archeologist) - gyrfalcon
Morythine Ettes - Dhampir Monk - Transylvanian Tadpole
Xamarath Fingoth - Human Wizard - Kagehiro
Alina Vasario - Human Witch – Kalem
Eugeni Silva - Aasimar Warpriest – Jelani
Baern Steelskull - Dwarf Fighter (Phalanx Soldier) – Crustypeanut
Congratulations to those I have selected. For the rest of you, I invite you to take the time to RP your characters departure from the festival prior to the campaign begins (which will most likely officially begin on Wednesday). I hope you all will follow the game, as I have several more of you on a personal "alternate list." If your character doesn't happen to make a guaranteed safe exit from the Swallowtail Festival, I cannot promise you their safety, nor will I be responsible for their fate (solemn Thorin Oakenshield voice).
For those of you who have been selected, please see yourself to the Discussion Thread and check in. Destiny awaits!

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Hello everybody trolling the Recruitment forum!
I am reopening recruitment for my RotR game, as in it's grand venture thus far we've seen some character deaths as well as player attrition.
What we have:
Aasimar Zen Archer
Aasimar Paladin
Dhampir Monk/Cleric
Halfling Archaeologist/Swashbuckler
What we need:
The party is in need of a full fledged Arcane Caster of some sort. Ability to post at LEAST once per day, but I am understanding that things do come up and that real life is more important. If something is going to keep you from maintaining a post rate close to that, such as work, vacation, etc., a notification in the Discussion thread is expected.
Creation Rules:
Same as on Page 1 of this thread, but with the following changes:
Starting Level - 4
Starting Wealth - 6,000 gp, no single item over 40% of this value
I will be leaving recruitment open until I find a candidate that I think would make for interesting RP with my current cast.