The Cults of the Sundered Kingdoms (Inactive)

Game Master brvheart

Paletress purchases 1 gallon of Applejack (4sp), 1 gallon of Mead (2gp), and a bottle of Oldlaw Whiskey (10g). She acquires a hip flask and a chain necessary to hold it in place for easy access (as weapon cord, but with chain, say 5sp for the set). She also spends an additional 1sp to put labels on each supply reading the following:

WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO CONTENTS OF THESE CONTAINERS WILL LEAD TO SPONTANEOUS DECAPITITIS.

For clearance: See Paletress

Next morning, properly bathed and clothes washed of most of the blood that had spattered it, she goes around pulling people out of bed and/or wagon and 'encouraging' them to eat breakfast before departure.

"We're for Grollek's Grove, heh heh, if we want to impress Lord Beval or heh heh make up for unfortunate first impressions. Heh."

She plants a small tumbler of applejack in front of Zimul as needs be. "Hair of the dog, heh. Time to shuffle.

Kunala feeling that he is fully stocked stays near the wagon and the merchants good, making sure nothing happens to them. then sleeping under the wagon overnight.

Waking with the dawn, he eats a quick cold breakfast, harnessing the horses, then saddling his mare, slipping a large piece of jerky between blanket and saddle to warm as they ride. Waiting for the others to be ready to leave.

excellent, been waiting.

Kunala, sitting atop his mare, watching Paletress wake the others; points at the new signs posted on the boxes with is bow, smiling. "What do the funny words say? Those letters are foreign to me."

Zimul informs Jurgen about the wizard academy in town then goes to Bradin Denby to sell the +1 studded leather armor. He uses part of the proceeds to pay for an identify on the Battleaxe. Knowing that he couldn't have done it without the party's help, he divides the proceeds of the sale among the party, then feeling exceptionally generous, uses part of his share to pay for room and board in the inn, the King's Road for the party.

127.5 gp per person after sale of +1 studded leather and identification of Battleaxe.

He then proceeds to sample enthusiastically the fine liquors the King's Road, offering to pay for anyone in the party who'd care to join him, since drinking is more fun with company. After getting throughly wasted, he passes out on the table.

Unless Paletress or anyone else stops him from drinking that much.

Assume the hair of the dog applejack shot is to assist with the hangover you will have undoubtedly gotten in the morning, Zim.

Paletress gives Kunala a wide grin as they prepare to depart.

"Heh heh heh... it means no touchie. They're for medicinal purposes. Heh!"

The next morning, when Paletress shakes him up from the table, Zimul gives a pained groan.'Who's that shaking me? Why's the light so bright today..?'

"Uhh..?" He stares at Paletress uncomprehendingly through bloodshot eyes, "Ohh...my head.." He moans. "WW-hhy yyou bbugggerring mme? He protests weakly and tries to cup his hands over his ears and bury his face in the table and go back to sleep, but Paletress is insistent and hauls him up. After Paletress doses him with the hair of dog applejack shot, he looks a less like a zombie, and then stumbles off to the bath to continue with his hangover cure. He dips himself in a tub of cold water for about half an hour, before coming up, pale and shaking, but more or less sober.

Paletress bullies him to eat a little breakfast in the morning. He doesn't have much of an appetite, still feeling nauseous from the after-effects of last night's session. On listening to Paletress's explanations, he groans, "I hate dealing with nobles. Reminds me too much of my family. But well, if it needs to be done, it needs to be done." He returns to the bathroom to get himself freshened up, even putting on a new tunic. He then asks Jurgen on the etiquette of nobles around the region, since nobles tend to be touchy when the bows aren't done right.

"Yes, yes, put on my game face, I geddit." He complains as they saddle up and ride on.

Lol I was prepared to memorize remove sickness for hangovers ;-)

Ok, need to revise the marching order.

Keep it as it is.

Aye

Jurgan comes down well rested and more importantly clean from all the mishaps of the past week or two. He looks over the party.

'Hmmm what a ratty bunch of I've attracted here. At least they should scare off any brigands. And that is what henchmen are for. At least that weird laughing one has some sense about her.

"Alright are we ready to go? I'll be in riding in the wagon today. I still have not found that blasted horse of mine!"

Keep it as it is.

doesn't he mean in the header at the top of the page?

The middle sounds good to me; I can move to the front or back quickly from there as needed.

Can Jurgan make a knowledge local check for the region they are about to go in and then inform the party of anything that might be of interest to them. Like making sure Zimul doesn't vomit on the lord of the town or one of his close advisors. hehe

Testing. Is this thing on? Players call.

I'm cool. I think we lost our wizard and archer though.

I are still here