Serpent Skull- Beer and Pretzels (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

"I think our cleric has the yips!" Bart quips to the pint-sized paladin.

It sure seems like it.

This time Malok takes steady aim and readies an action to fire at the snake thing if it attempts to cast another spell.. Using Hawkeye again.

Readied Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Confirm: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11 nice..

Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Where is the peck? He's up.

The peck pecked his pecking phone and couldn't access the site so easily

Fort DC 17: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28The peck shruggs the sonic boom and giggles "A vampire worshipping snakechum like you can only do this? Allow me to laugh at you! Tehehehehehehehehehehe!"

Believe me when I say that Randy's laugh isn't only annoying. Infuriating and suicide-inducing would be far more appropiate.

And obviously, the peck pecks at the skeleton #4.

Rapier: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

As that skeleton was on its last tibia, it breaks and collapses.

The snake head tries to cast another spell, and eats an arrow for the trouble.

concentration: 1d20 ⇒ 19 pass
and she gets her spell off.

The skellies advance and attack

on the peck
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 8 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 miss

On Bart
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 17 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 13 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 miss

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 9 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 5 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 miss

PCs are up.

Janzadar now attacks one of the skeletons attacking Bart.
Ranged Touch Lightning Arc Attack (+1 Point Blank Shot): 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 3 + 1 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7 (Electricity)

Color Spray on the dominated Ivar (Dc 17).

Janz blows a skeleton into shards with some lightning.

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 6 (power attack, luck)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8

(lingering luck 1/2)

The peck tries to duck behind ghe skeleton swing and dashes towards snakeface "Enough of this skeletonstabbing!" he says as his rapier seeks its target.

Acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 4 = 14
Rapier Smite: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 9 + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9

I probably don't need to say 'miss'. Tumble made it though.

will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
I assume the 22 means nothing happens, if that's not the case just retcon

"Huh, pretty stuff, Were not done hugging are we?" He then attempt to grapple her again.

grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

Yes, 22 means it has no effect. Then you fail to grab her again as she is too slippery.

Malok will try the same trick again..

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Hmm, forgot the snake head has mirror image up.

The BBES casts another spell.
image: 1d8 ⇒ 6 and Malok pops one.
One skellie on bart, one flanks the peck.

peck
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 11 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 18 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 hit

Bart
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 10 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 5 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 miss

PCs are up again.

Randy ignores the bones, trusting Cayden to guide his thrusts..Smiting Rapier all the way: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

... and Cayden is drunk as all hell.

Bart on Skellie

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 3 + 2 = 19 (power attack, luck)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

(lingering luck 2/2)

Bart does a bit of damage to a skellie.

Janzadar attacks the skeleton Bart damaged.
Ranged Touch Lightning Arc Attack (+1 Point Blank Shot): 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 1 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 (Electricity)

And another shattered skellie.

Look at that barbarian. OF course he doesn´t fail this will save.

Lalali steps away from Ivar and casts acid splash on the snakeman.

Acid Splash: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 121d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

miss

Look at the bright side- old snake head doesn't know he's a barbarian so she doesn't know that he should be told to rage

Ivar moves closer to Lalali-Re, "Stand still, you made me miss my place in the song."

grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Just as Ivar tries to grab at her again, Lalali slaps him across the face so his clumsy attempts go wide.

Stop this tragedy! Go do your job and disable that mutated snake!

Acid Splash on Snakehead: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 131d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

'What?' Looking shocked and a little hurt, Ivar stands aghast "OW!, whatever are you talking about, Tragedy? My humming isn't that bad."

drbuzzard, does Ivar even 'see' the snake-thing or does he view it as a friend? or What?

Ivar is not deluded about things, he is a puppet. Think "IM-HO-TEP!" from the 90s Mummy movie.

Malok is up.

Fire again..

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Confirm: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12...

Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Not sure how many images there are..

One less now, I'm sure.

images: 1d7 ⇒ 5 pop

Snakehead takes a bite at littlehead.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 hit DC 15 fort save or 1d2 ⇒ 2 str damage

Fort: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

"Snakey little b#~&!!"

Forgot the skellie.

On littlehead as well since he's flanked.
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 20 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 8 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 miss

confirm: 1d20 ⇒ 5 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 nope

Janzadar attacks the last skeleton.
Ranged Touch Lightning Arc Attack (+1 Point Blank Shot): 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 1 = 5
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 (Electricity)
Nice :(

IM-OH... uh I mean...

a glassy-eyed Ivar tries to grab Lalali again.

grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

The peck starts a flourish and grins before trying to stab the Snakehead.

Smite Rapier: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8

Fo'real... Buzzard, remember that Peck's AC versus Snakehead is 24 due to Smite

My math and your character sheet say 23 with smite (16 cha).

I am dumb, substract 1 from his attack roll too, because I am dumb. This will teach me to stop relying on faulty memory.

Bart takes a 5' step and swings at the snake person

Swift action luck

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 6(power attack, luck)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 2 = 14

4 attacks, 3 1's. Now that is impressive. Let's see if we can make a whole set.

Fire! "I've got you now Skywalker!"

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Oh well, not a one, but a miss nonetheless.

Snakehead will again bite at the shrimp.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 20 damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
confirm: 1d20 ⇒ 16 damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 yes

DC 15 fort save or 1d2 ⇒ 2 strength damage

Last Skeleton attacks the peck also
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 16 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 11 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 miss

PCs are up.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28

And now a stabilization check

To bleed or not to bleed: 1d20 + 2 - 6 ⇒ (13) + 2 - 6 = 9

"Sir Galittlehad!"
Janzadar will reach for the halfling, and drag him away from harm, taking AoO if it needs to.

Skeleton swipes at you with its claw like hand.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 13 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 hit

Bart takes a 5' step and smacks the skeleton.

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 2 = 16(power attack, luck)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 2 = 13

(lingering luck 1/2)

miss

Ivar, arms outstretched, plods slowly after Lalali attempting to embrace her.
grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

success