Serpent Skull- Beer and Pretzels (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

Bonus to break free via grease next round then.

Waiting on the peck.

waiting for the next round :p

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The peck isnt entirely sure that he will be able to do s$&! against the dreaded​ Chotachungo. He draws his rapier and moves in front of Lalali, trying to stab the thing.
Smiting it
Rapierino to the monsterino: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 3 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
Any kind soul could move the suicidal halfling between Lalali and the thingy?

You miss.

The critter tries to pin Ivar.

grappled: 1d20 ⇒ 4 fail, Ivar isn't grappled anymore Ivar, please put your CMD somewhere on your character sheet, it is not presently there and I'm not fond of having to figure it out. If it doesn't appear soon I'll assume it is '1'

That's all it can do owing to the funky grappling rules.

PCs are up.

Seeing the birds option, Malok moves and casts Bull's Strength on Ivar!

Lalali steps 5 feet back away from the chubby and cats daze on it. DC 15 will save.

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Janzadar let's electricity flow from his fingers to the creature while he cackles demonically.
"Infinite Power!"
Sorry! Wrong movie!
Lightning Arc Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 Electricity)

miss

The peck peckfectly pecks the pecking pecker.

Rapier!: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 9 + 3 = 26
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9

hit

will save: 1d20 ⇒ 17 pass

Ivar, please put your CMD somewhere on your character sheet, it is not presently there and I'm not fond of having to figure it out. If it doesn't appear soon I'll assume it is '1'

Sorry, oversight on my part.

Full attack: greataxe, PA, FF, rage,(AC 15), powerful blow, bulls strength
attacks: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 9 + 2 = 25 for damage: 1d12 + 9 + 3 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 3 + 1 + 3 = 28

Hit, and hard.

Don't forget Ivar its enlarged from Lalali s turn on.

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Bart is up.

Bart activates luck, moves forward, and slashes the chubbycabra.

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 2 = 13 (power attack, luck)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 2 = 13

Bart misses.

Critter decides to tear up Ivar since it can't grapple him.

bite, claw, claw
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 1d4 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 7 damage: 1d4 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 1d4 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 hit

and grab on the last 1d20 ⇒ 4 fail

PCs are up.

Trusting the strong guys to take care of the crazy bird, Lalali just casts a minor spell.

Acid Splash: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 151d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Randy stabs again as he watches the onslaught that the Chachimucho can bring.

Rapier Smite: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 3 = 32
Confirm: 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 9 + 3 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7
If unlikely crit add: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 2 = 10

Lalali: hit
Peck :hit, no crit

"Blast!" Bleeding from several new claw marks, Ivar, now enlarged thanks to Lalali's magic, swings his huge axe at the winged creature.

attack: greataxe, PA, FF, rage, bulls str. large (ac 13)
attacks: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 2 = 26 for damage: 3d6 + 9 + 3 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 4, 3) + 9 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 24

And it is down.

'Well that was more than I wanted to do just to get a bucket of water.' Ivar, looks at his bleeding legs and arms, "Well that sucked, any chance we can save some of this blood for the incantation, no need to waste it."

He points to the incision where the rapier struck and winks at Randy, "I'll admit, for a little guy you've got some stones!"

Shortly thereafter, Ivar searches the nest, and then finishes fetching the pale helm of water.

Janzadar will spontaneously cast Cure Moderate Wounds on Ivar, and Channel Energy once.
CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 1) + 3 = 9
Channel: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5
Seeing Ivar still badly hurt, he will cast CMW again.
CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 8) + 3 = 16
"I hope you are feeling better."

Malok pulls out his empty cure light potion bottle and attempts to collect some of its blood.

Survival?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

It's not exactly a hard task (though I am tempted to nail you for the '1') so you are able to do it in spite of fumbling the vial.

Butter fingers is able to recover the blood.. "My dexterity has been challenged as of late. Probably accounts for all those missed arrows as well."

Retcon
Ivar flinches and glares at Malok, without saying anything, as his bird friend jambs the empty vial in the open cut when he fumbles it.

anything in the nest?

rummaging around in the nest you find:

246 sp, 350 gp, 13 pp, a mithral hook designed to be worn on an arm stump (worth 1,500 gp), a fine brass sextant worth 750 gp, a nicebuckler decorated with a skull and crossbones, and an efficient quiver containing 20 normal arrows, nine cold iron arrows, , a javelin of lightning, and a masterwork composite longbow (+3 Strength).

"That hook is pretty cool. Anyone want to chop their hand off so they can wear it?"

"Yes a fine hook, but I would prefer my hand." After securing the coins Ivar adds, "I will let you educated types figure out if any of this is magical and finish getting water for the statue."

Ivar goes to the beach and fills his helm with sea water. When he returns he asks, "Are we ready to see where this takes us?"

Edit: Thanks for the reminder drbuzzard, I forgot to edit my numbers, so I forgot he did.

Reading is fundamental. Janzadar topped you off.

Malok tests the bow and decides it's to stiff for him to operate properly.. He will take the quiver though if no one cares. He pass the javelin of lightning to someone who wants it.

'The bow looks like it is of quality construction.' Ivar hands Malok the fancy quiver, taking the bow from him, testing the stiffness himself, he shrugs. "The bow seems an easy pull for me, Malok do you mind if I use your old quiver and you use this magical one?"

"Not at all.."

He hands the old quiver over.

Janzadar check on the Javelin.
"This seems like a sacred weapon of Shimye-Magalla. Do you mind if I use it?"
He also checks the other items for magic.

That´s fine Janzi. So if you´re all ready we could start commencing the ritual. I´m not sure about the outcomme, we could drag another ship into doom on the cliffs, cause a major storm or summon an ancient reptile good or his avatar or whatever, but we might learn something of value. Please bring forth the halfling for his valued sacrifice. We need just a drop of blood i think. My magical snake poison should do the snakes kiss trick.

Using the halfling as a blood source does 1d3 ⇒ 3 damage to him.

Upon being activated, tremendous bolts of lightning arc up into the sky from the surrounding stone monolith. DC 15 fort save or be deafened.

Though even louder than the lightning, there comes a rumbling thunder from Crab Lagoon as the waters roil and recede out to sea is even more impressive—this effect is a sort of magnified control water that lowers the level of water in the entire lagoon by 20 feet, exposing rocks, flopping fish, and several sunken ships to the air.

Sorry, no Ydserius. That comes later. Much, much, later.

Sorry little Sir. Janzadar can you heal him please? This is very impressive. Somehow i don´t really hear myself, can you hear me?
Lalali shouts...

Fort Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Be deafened permamently? :/ Any clues or way to find out how long the lagoon will be freed that way? Good thing no Ydersius^^

How would you know how long? A nice GM might tell you I suppose. You'll have to look around for one of those.

Well, perhaps by a knowledge nature or magic check, or some spellcraft.

Did anyone say something? Let´s go look at those shipwrecks a bit. We should check out when the water will be rushing back though.

Lalali begins to move towards the Crab Lagoon, looking for clues when the water might be coming back and hidden treasures, motioning the rest along.

kn:nature: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Using the halfling as a blood source does 1d3 damage to him.

I though we were going to use the vial of Ivars blood that Malok took...

Ivar covers his ears with his hands, there is a slight ringing but he yells out, answering "NO, no one said anything" Seeing she did not respond, he nods his head yes and then yells louder NO, No one said anything but you're right we should go look at the wrecks." He points to the wrecks following behind Lalali. ????

All of those wonderful knowledge checks reveal that loud noises can make one deaf either permanently or temporarily depending on severity.

Which translates to 'you'll find out when you find out'

I was trying to find out how much time we have to inspect the lagoon a bit closer before the water comes back.

Oh, you have no idea. It is apparently a magical effect, and a very powerful one. Likely ancient Serpentfolk Magic.

You think it will probably last at least a few hours though since they didn't do things small back in those days.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

Malok pulls the qtip routine after the powerful blast.. "Well that wasn't friendly to ones eardrums.. Probably lost a year or two there.. CAW!!"

Fort: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
"WHY ARE ALL OF YE YELLING? I CAN HEAR HANDAOMELY FINE! OH, BOATS!" the halfling screams to the top of his lungs as he heals himself Lay on Hands: 1d6 ⇒ 3 before running towards the closest one and stopping twenty paces from yhe group to look back and wavr them towards him "C'MON ME HEARTIES! THERE'S BOOTY TO PLUNDER AND MORE BOOTY TO PLUNDER!"

"Did you say something? I hear nothing! "

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You all head down the rope bridges to check out the exposed wreck following your paladin of smallness who is skipping ahead like a tyke.

You get down to the exposed rocks which used to be under water.
Seaweed, sea urchins of all colors, bright green anemones, scuttling kelp crabs, and bare rock glisten here, laid bare to the sky by the unnaturally low tide.

You are able to wade your way across the sections of water between the exposed rock.

The front two-thirds of a wrecked ship lies upon the rocks here, its bow mostly submerged but its ruined midsection propped up on a ridge of slimy rock. The sides of the wreck are thick with seaweed and barnacles, and dozens of crabs clatter around on deck.

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

"I don't want to know about your halfling booty"